Do Chavs Vote

Poll: Do Chavs Vote

Total Members Polled: 69

Yes they are actually really smart: 16%
No they are stupid: 84%
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thinfourth2

Original Poster:

32,414 posts

210 months

Saturday 2nd May 2009
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The chav, the underclass, the dolite

All basically the same creature that can be recognized by their total inability to help themselves. A creature that has no idea of cause and consequence. A race of creatures who can't even muster the effort to put rubbish in a bin when it is outside their cave as they just dump it in the kitchen. Stupid creatures who can be seen puking and fighting on street corners, stupid people who buy tat and think it looks good. Idiots with no respect what so ever for decency or law and order. Creatures so lazy they can't get out of bed before early evening.

You know exactly who i am talking about.

Now according to many here these creatures who believe that everything is someone elses fault on election day suddenly transform into highly intelligent social and political commentators who are highly motivated to get down the local poling office to vote labour.

Come on this is total bks, These are people who don't understand why those nasty men at the door want their 48" plasma telly despite the fact they took it on the tick and only made 3 payments


So are chavs bright enough to vote

Timberwolf

5,374 posts

224 months

Saturday 2nd May 2009
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As far as I'm aware from the "chavvy" people I know, it's generally seen as desirable to not vote - an act of rebellion against authority.

I suppose with the right sort of publicity (i.e. a broadcast something along the lines of, "Party X is planning to end all benefits!" during daytime TV or something) then they might abandon their current policy of sticking it to the Man and his democracy, but you never know.

glazbagun

14,430 posts

203 months

Saturday 2nd May 2009
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You don't have to gain a few IQ points to know that Lefties= more handouts, traditionally. Additionally, just because people are ill-educated doesnt make them thick. Getting us to pay for your home/kids/habit, while doing a little something on the side requires a bit of networking and knowledge, I'd imagine.

HappyGoLucky

1,159 posts

218 months

Saturday 2nd May 2009
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They seem of sufficient nous - or programming - to know where and when to sign on, and how to screw any extra pyaments out of the system, that are out there to be had. So you'd expcet they know which team to scrawl their x against in order to protect all of their all gotten gains.

Jasandjules

70,415 posts

235 months

Saturday 2nd May 2009
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Bright enough to vote - yes
Actually going to bother to vote - no.

deadslow

8,217 posts

229 months

Saturday 2nd May 2009
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I doubt the majority of them vote, but suspect they would be Conservative voters, since they will be led by the trashier sections of the tabloid press.

Rob.

17,911 posts

224 months

Saturday 2nd May 2009
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Timberwolf said:
an act of rebellion against authority.
Is this not used as a cover up for the fact they simply don't understand what it's all about?

cs02rm0

13,812 posts

197 months

Saturday 2nd May 2009
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deadslow said:
I doubt the majority of them vote, but suspect they would be Conservative voters, since they will be led by the trashier sections of the tabloid press.
No, they vote Labour - not being able to read, most of their news comes via the BBC.

dxg

8,643 posts

266 months

Saturday 2nd May 2009
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I fully anticipate an "exercise your right to vote" campaign aimed at this socio-economic group in the upcoming election.

Unless, of course, Labour have decided they're not willing to deal with the problems they've created and will happily sit back and watch another party's reputation be ruined by trying to sort the reality of the situation out.

rsole

643 posts

193 months

Saturday 2nd May 2009
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cs02rm0 said:
deadslow said:
I doubt the majority of them vote, but suspect they would be Conservative voters, since they will be led by the trashier sections of the tabloid press.
No, they vote Labour - not being able to read, most of their news comes via the BBC.
Yep, they vote Labour. Pays for their new trainers/spoilers/big exhauts/kids/Lambert & Butler etc...

thinfourth2

Original Poster:

32,414 posts

210 months

Saturday 2nd May 2009
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rsole said:
cs02rm0 said:
deadslow said:
I doubt the majority of them vote, but suspect they would be Conservative voters, since they will be led by the trashier sections of the tabloid press.
No, they vote Labour - not being able to read, most of their news comes via the BBC.
Yep, they vote Labour. Pays for their new trainers/spoilers/big exhauts/kids/Lambert & Butler etc...
So you think they are smart enough to realise that a labour government is going to be easier on the feckless or do you think it is conditioning

EDLT

15,421 posts

212 months

Saturday 2nd May 2009
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thinfourth2 said:
rsole said:
cs02rm0 said:
deadslow said:
I doubt the majority of them vote, but suspect they would be Conservative voters, since they will be led by the trashier sections of the tabloid press.
No, they vote Labour - not being able to read, most of their news comes via the BBC.
Yep, they vote Labour. Pays for their new trainers/spoilers/big exhauts/kids/Lambert & Butler etc...
So you think they are smart enough to realise that a labour government is going to be easier on the feckless or do you think it is conditioning
How would they know any different, there has got to be atleast three generations born under new labour.

CobolMan

1,420 posts

213 months

Saturday 2nd May 2009
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Surely the question should be 'Should Chavs be allowed to vote?' ?

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

223 months

Saturday 2nd May 2009
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We know that they vote, chav + vote = Blair / Winky in no10

The you may want to add another option - Yes Chav's do vote, but only for the people who'll put their benefits up or pay them to have children

krallicious

4,312 posts

211 months

Saturday 2nd May 2009
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thinfourth2 said:
rsole said:
cs02rm0 said:
deadslow said:
I doubt the majority of them vote, but suspect they would be Conservative voters, since they will be led by the trashier sections of the tabloid press.
No, they vote Labour - not being able to read, most of their news comes via the BBC.
Yep, they vote Labour. Pays for their new trainers/spoilers/big exhauts/kids/Lambert & Butler etc...
So you think they are smart enough to realise that a labour government is going to be easier on the feckless or do you think it is conditioning
Well they have had 12 years of conditioning. Pavlov din't even need that long, so I guess I'm saying a dog is more intelligent than a chav.

deadslow

8,217 posts

229 months

Saturday 2nd May 2009
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rsole said:
cs02rm0 said:
deadslow said:
I doubt the majority of them vote, but suspect they would be Conservative voters, since they will be led by the trashier sections of the tabloid press.
No, they vote Labour - not being able to read, most of their news comes via the BBC.
Yep, they vote Labour. Pays for their new trainers/spoilers/big exhauts/kids/Lambert & Butler etc...
Since we are talking in broad/meaningless stereotypes on this thread, I am assuming the huge majority of UK chavs are Scots-hating, inbred, xenophobic, racist thickos, living on unearned income. The Tory Party is specifically designed to appeal to these people.

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

223 months

Saturday 2nd May 2009
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deadslow said:
rsole said:
cs02rm0 said:
deadslow said:
I doubt the majority of them vote, but suspect they would be Conservative voters, since they will be led by the trashier sections of the tabloid press.
No, they vote Labour - not being able to read, most of their news comes via the BBC.
Yep, they vote Labour. Pays for their new trainers/spoilers/big exhauts/kids/Lambert & Butler etc...
Since we are talking in broad/meaningless stereotypes on this thread, I am assuming the huge majority of UK chavs are Scots-hating, inbred, xenophobic, racist thickos, living on unearned income. The Tory Party is specifically designed to appeal to these people.
Given the Conservatives historical stance on benefits, how are they designed to apeal to chav's?



rsole

643 posts

193 months

Saturday 2nd May 2009
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thinfourth2 said:
rsole said:
cs02rm0 said:
deadslow said:
I doubt the majority of them vote, but suspect they would be Conservative voters, since they will be led by the trashier sections of the tabloid press.
No, they vote Labour - not being able to read, most of their news comes via the BBC.
Yep, they vote Labour. Pays for their new trainers/spoilers/big exhauts/kids/Lambert & Butler etc...
So you think they are smart enough to realise that a labour government is going to be easier on the feckless or do you think it is conditioning
There is an element of them realising its going to be easier on the feckless but it's conditioning in the main. Most chavs only recognise that lifestlye as it's how they have been brought up. It's like the nature nuture debate. You can't polish a turd.

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

215 months

Saturday 2nd May 2009
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Where was the " God, I hope not!" option?

KANEIT

2,680 posts

225 months

Saturday 2nd May 2009
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I just voted for 'chavs do not vote'.............oh the irony.