Ryan Air Fat Tax

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parakitaMol.

Original Poster:

11,876 posts

257 months

Friday 24th April 2009
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Oh they are up in arms about this aren't they? well they would be if they could hoist their leg of lamb batwings above their heads.....

I like it.

Michael O'Leary should run for Transport Minister. Get your fat trucks and caravans off our roads!!

P.S. This may have been done already but the search function on here is fat

V8S

8,582 posts

243 months

Friday 24th April 2009
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Link?

Yeah I'm lazy, like 90% of the others on PH.

Shaw Tarse

31,624 posts

209 months

Los Palmas 7

29,908 posts

236 months

Friday 24th April 2009
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parakitaMol. said:
P.S. This may have been done already but the search function on here is fat
It's spelled "phat", grandad.

bertie

8,565 posts

290 months

Friday 24th April 2009
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That is a superb idea!

sleep envy

62,260 posts

255 months

Friday 24th April 2009
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RyanAir said:
* Charge for a second seat if passengers’ waist touches both armrests simultaneously.
rofl

Johnny

9,652 posts

290 months

Friday 24th April 2009
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Great idea.

Although I fail to see how the airline making extra money would have stopped me getting crushed by two rather large Nigerians on the way back from Lagos..?

Will they be using the cash to introduce Fat Class cabins? wink

V8S

8,582 posts

243 months

Friday 24th April 2009
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Well I have mixed opinions. Most people are fat because they do bugger all about it, but there are some that are medically obese. So what happens then?

You're never going to get a tape measure around every passenger. Are they really going to weigh each passenger? Even longer queues at check-in with all that faffing. How will they know if the person's waist touches both armrests until they are on the plane, and it will depend on the plane. So you could pay tax on one flight, but none on the next.

It is just hoiking up the fares to make more money. Fares will not come down with this 'fat subsidy'.

Moose.

5,339 posts

247 months

Friday 24th April 2009
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Gets my vote thumbup

ianash

3,282 posts

189 months

Friday 24th April 2009
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As a man of HUGE girth I wish to protest. How dare that c#nt O'leary pick on us porkies. It's hard enough squeezing into the on-board loo's his crappy airline has and now he want's us to pay double bubble. I'm going to get all the fatties in southern England to congregate at Stansted Airport, thereby tilting the country and making take off's and landing's impossible. Let's see those copper's move us on - it aint gonna happen.

Los Palmas 7

29,908 posts

236 months

Friday 24th April 2009
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Just make the metal detector things narrower.

S1MMA

2,426 posts

225 months

Friday 24th April 2009
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ianash said:
As a man of HUGE girth I wish to protest. How dare that c#nt O'leary pick on us porkies. It's hard enough squeezing into the on-board loo's his crappy airline has and now he want's us to pay double bubble. I'm going to get all the fatties in southern England to congregate at Stansted Airport, thereby tilting the country and making take off's and landing's impossible. Let's see those copper's move us on - it aint gonna happen.
binned

escargot

17,111 posts

223 months

Friday 24th April 2009
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S1MMA said:
ianash said:
As a man of HUGE girth I wish to protest. How dare that c#nt O'leary pick on us porkies. It's hard enough squeezing into the on-board loo's his crappy airline has and now he want's us to pay double bubble. I'm going to get all the fatties in southern England to congregate at Stansted Airport, thereby tilting the country and making take off's and landing's impossible. Let's see those copper's move us on - it aint gonna happen.
binned
rolleyes

Troll.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

255 months

Friday 24th April 2009
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escargot said:
rolleyes

Troll.
nah, noty a troll more of a total cretin judging his previous posts

HRG

72,857 posts

245 months

Friday 24th April 2009
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sleep envy said:
escargot said:
rolleyes

Troll.
nah, noty a troll more of a total cretin judging his previous posts
We wouldn't want him in the Tiv forums wink

sleep envy

62,260 posts

255 months

Friday 24th April 2009
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HRG said:
We wouldn't want him in the Tiv forums wink
you mean like you on the pork forum? biggrin

HRG

72,857 posts

245 months

Friday 24th April 2009
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sleep envy said:
HRG said:
We wouldn't want him in the Tiv forums wink
you mean like you on the pork forum? biggrin
All yours thumbup

ianash

3,282 posts

189 months

Friday 24th April 2009
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I was only making light of O'leary's latest outburstlaugh

Edited by ianash on Friday 24th April 17:03

deevlash

10,442 posts

243 months

Friday 24th April 2009
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ianash said:
As a man of HUGE girth I wish to protest. How dare that c#nt O'leary pick on us porkies. It's hard enough squeezing into the on-board loo's his crappy airline has and now he want's us to pay double bubble. I'm going to get all the fatties in southern England to congregate at Stansted Airport, thereby tilting the country and making take off's and landing's impossible. Let's see those copper's move us on - it aint gonna happen.
theyll just wave a pie infront of your noses