Ryan Air Fat Tax
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Oh they are up in arms about this aren't they? well they would be if they could hoist their leg of lamb batwings above their heads.....
I like it.
Michael O'Leary should run for Transport Minister. Get your fat trucks and caravans off our roads!!
P.S. This may have been done already but the search function on here is fat
I like it.
Michael O'Leary should run for Transport Minister. Get your fat trucks and caravans off our roads!!
P.S. This may have been done already but the search function on here is fat
Well I have mixed opinions. Most people are fat because they do bugger all about it, but there are some that are medically obese. So what happens then?
You're never going to get a tape measure around every passenger. Are they really going to weigh each passenger? Even longer queues at check-in with all that faffing. How will they know if the person's waist touches both armrests until they are on the plane, and it will depend on the plane. So you could pay tax on one flight, but none on the next.
It is just hoiking up the fares to make more money. Fares will not come down with this 'fat subsidy'.
You're never going to get a tape measure around every passenger. Are they really going to weigh each passenger? Even longer queues at check-in with all that faffing. How will they know if the person's waist touches both armrests until they are on the plane, and it will depend on the plane. So you could pay tax on one flight, but none on the next.
It is just hoiking up the fares to make more money. Fares will not come down with this 'fat subsidy'.
As a man of HUGE girth I wish to protest. How dare that c#nt O'leary pick on us porkies. It's hard enough squeezing into the on-board loo's his crappy airline has and now he want's us to pay double bubble. I'm going to get all the fatties in southern England to congregate at Stansted Airport, thereby tilting the country and making take off's and landing's impossible. Let's see those copper's move us on - it aint gonna happen.
ianash said:
As a man of HUGE girth I wish to protest. How dare that c#nt O'leary pick on us porkies. It's hard enough squeezing into the on-board loo's his crappy airline has and now he want's us to pay double bubble. I'm going to get all the fatties in southern England to congregate at Stansted Airport, thereby tilting the country and making take off's and landing's impossible. Let's see those copper's move us on - it aint gonna happen.
S1MMA said:
ianash said:
As a man of HUGE girth I wish to protest. How dare that c#nt O'leary pick on us porkies. It's hard enough squeezing into the on-board loo's his crappy airline has and now he want's us to pay double bubble. I'm going to get all the fatties in southern England to congregate at Stansted Airport, thereby tilting the country and making take off's and landing's impossible. Let's see those copper's move us on - it aint gonna happen.
Troll.
ianash said:
As a man of HUGE girth I wish to protest. How dare that c#nt O'leary pick on us porkies. It's hard enough squeezing into the on-board loo's his crappy airline has and now he want's us to pay double bubble. I'm going to get all the fatties in southern England to congregate at Stansted Airport, thereby tilting the country and making take off's and landing's impossible. Let's see those copper's move us on - it aint gonna happen.
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