Britain s angriest man
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CoolHands

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224 months

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blueg33

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253 months

Monday 31st August
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Pleased the boat rage knob has been arrested

The Mad Monk

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146 months

Monday 31st August
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CoolHands said:
Speedboat? Speedboat? That's a cabin cruiser.

blueg33

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253 months

Monday 31st August
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The Mad Monk said:
Speedboat? Speedboat? That's a cabin cruiser.
I thought that. But decided that compared to a scull it may have more speed….

mac96

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172 months

Monday 31st August
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I can easily imagine that someone who can't cope with cyclists on the road would be unable to cope with scullers on the water. What a tosser.

And I have a special place in hell for people whose behaviour helps justify more restrictions on everyone else's enjoyment. Thus cretin is just such a person.

TheJimi

27,694 posts

272 months

Monday 31st August
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CoolHands said:
So based on what's been reported, he picks his targets carefully.

The pathetic coward.

blueg33

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253 months

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I don’t there is anything to prove it’s the same person. Op was just speculating

vaud

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184 months

Monday 31st August
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Side topic - partly as a country that was very dependant on boats, there is no specific national blood-alcohol limit or formal "drink-drive"/"drink-skipper" law for recreational sailors operating private boats in UK waters... (there are other laws in event of an accident, etc)

But you can easily have a 5 beers and get in your cabin cruiser...

butchstewie

67,548 posts

239 months

Monday 31st August
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Off to see if any of the NP&E cohort have ever posted anything about owning a speedboat hehe

Hoofy

80,056 posts

311 months

Monday 31st August
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TheJimi said:
CoolHands said:
So based on what's been reported, he picks his targets carefully.

The pathetic coward.
That is how bullies have always operated. At school they never picked on the Upper 6th Rugby Captain!

donkmeister

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129 months

Monday 31st August
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Oh FFS.

Former rower here. Had to give up due to injury, but I have rowed the entire non-tidal Thames including through Maidenhead.

I've fortunately never had someone ram me in a motor boat (have had a few clashes with other shells in competition, mind!), but I have had people get their knickers in a twist at me in a single, and at my entire crew in bigger boats.

The fact the offender here is a live aboard might shed some light on the matter... Most people on the Thames in such boats appear to be pleasure boaters, so they're having a good time and are more likely to cheer you past than get grumpy. So it really stands out when someone has the arse. I always assumed they were "you're pushing in!" types, or they don't understand the 4kt speed limit only applies to motor boats, because they generate wash. We rarely use locks, indeed the only time I have is when doing long distance rows for fun, and it is usually quicker to lift the boat out and carry it. So he's not being held up there either. This guy clearly seems to have a festering gripe about rowers.

For comparison, 4kt is a rower's pootle speed. Faffing around, checking things and doing exercises. Maximum speed isn't much over 10kt, it's not like rowers are sneaking up and blasting past.

I wonder if he's been mooring up at the rowing club and got the hump from being asked to move?

andy43

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283 months

Monday 31st August
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mac96 said:
I can easily imagine that someone who can't cope with cyclists on the road would be unable to cope with scullers on the water. What a tosser.
GET OUT OF MY WAY.
I pay tax to use this road river.
Oh hang on…

vaud

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184 months

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Is there any evidence that it is the same person? I dont think the ages align (or location)

TheJimi

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272 months

Monday 31st August
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vaud said:
Is there any evidence that it is the same person? I dont think the ages align (or location)
The OP was being flippant, I think - he wasn't seriously suggesting it's the same person.

vaud

59,421 posts

184 months

Monday 31st August
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TheJimi said:
The OP was being flippant, I think - he wasn't seriously suggesting it's the same person.
Ahh my bad.

andy_s

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288 months

Monday 31st August
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mac96 said:
And I have a special place in hell for people whose behaviour helps justify more restrictions on everyone else's enjoyment. Thus cretin is just such a person.
"Maybe the most important thing you learn by attending public school is that we are all at the mercy of the bottom quintile. The rules you follow in life will be based on the behavior [sic] of the bottom quintile, the taxes you pay are to support the bottom quintile, the greatest risks to your life and property will come from the bottom quintile, the dearth of comfortable public spaces is because you have to allow the bottom quintile to be there, our zoning laws are developed for fear of the bottom quintile."

donkmeister

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129 months

Monday 31st August
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andy_s said:
mac96 said:
And I have a special place in hell for people whose behaviour helps justify more restrictions on everyone else's enjoyment. Thus cretin is just such a person.
"Maybe the most important thing you learn by attending public school is that we are all at the mercy of the bottom quintile. The rules you follow in life will be based on the behavior [sic] of the bottom quintile, the taxes you pay are to support the bottom quintile, the greatest risks to your life and property will come from the bottom quintile, the dearth of comfortable public spaces is because you have to allow the bottom quintile to be there, our zoning laws are developed for fear of the bottom quintile."
Maybe I missed something, but what's on the cards for more restrictions?

From my own experience this is something very much out of the ordinary, so much so that I doubt any restrictions would have stopped it as he's snapped in some way.

ATG

23,733 posts

301 months

Monday 31st August
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Wonder if he'd pick a fight with an olympic oarsman on dry land?

mac96

6,473 posts

172 months

Monday 31st August
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donkmeister said:
Maybe I missed something, but what's on the cards for more restrictions?

From my own experience this is something very much out of the ordinary, so much so that I doubt any restrictions would have stopped it as he's snapped in some way.
Nothing specific to this event, more of a general observation that the outlying behaviour of knobs like this is often fodder to the 'something must be done' brigade, where the something is to restrict everyone who is not a knob, and usually have no effect whatsoever on the knob.

Eg ' we don't want people doing 40moh in a 30moh limit, let's reduce the limit to 20.mph'.

Hoofy

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311 months

Monday 31st August
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andy_s said:
"Maybe the most important thing you learn by attending public school is that we are all at the mercy of the bottom quintile. The rules you follow in life will be based on the behavior [sic] of the bottom quintile, the taxes you pay are to support the bottom quintile, the greatest risks to your life and property will come from the bottom quintile, the dearth of comfortable public spaces is because you have to allow the bottom quintile to be there, our zoning laws are developed for fear of the bottom quintile."
You're going to have to refine that speech a tad if you have been tasked with tidying up the criminality in Middlesbrough.

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