Drunk Racoon
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295 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2025
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Portofino

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220 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2025
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Funny!

Drunk as a Skunk?

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65 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2025
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Amazing.

Puddenchucker

5,861 posts

247 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2025
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RatRaccoon-arsed.

J4CKO

46,836 posts

229 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2025
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My spirit animal !

MitchT

17,119 posts

238 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2025
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Comatose through drink on the floor next to the toilet. Reminds me of my younger days! rofl

XCP

17,701 posts

257 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2025
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Soon to be the new Secretary of Defence no doubt.

zb

4,176 posts

193 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2025
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MitchT said:
Comatose through drink on the floor next to the toilet. Reminds me of my younger days! rofl
We've all been there, lovely cool porcelain.

A curer and he'll be right as rain. 2 pints to square him up, the 1st one is always the hardest, top tip; drink the 2nd one first wink


zetec

5,208 posts

280 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2025
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MitchT said:
Comatose through drink on the floor next to the toilet. Reminds me of my younger days! rofl
That was my first thought when i saw the picture on the news laugh

snoopy25

2,109 posts

149 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2025
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Ha ha! Naughty lil Trash Panda hehe

geeks

11,643 posts

168 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2025
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zetec said:
MitchT said:
Comatose through drink on the floor next to the toilet. Reminds me of my younger days! rofl
That was my first thought when i saw the picture on the news laugh
Yup woke up there more than once with little memory how I got there in the first place. When I had a flat above a pub the landlord used to occasionally find me asleep on the stairs hehe

irc

9,811 posts

165 months

Thursday 4th December 2025
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I caught one with it's head in my bike pannier when I was camping in Missouri. Interesting spot - a bar/campsite beside the Missouri River.

I was sharing a table with two white and one black locals the previous evening when I was treated to an explanation from the white female of how the world was due to end soon. The cause? The mixing of the races.

As she was coming out with this the black guy rolled his eyes but did't say anything. I changed the subject. Not getting into an argument in a place people carry guns.

My stolen banana.




Jasandjules

72,596 posts

258 months

Thursday 4th December 2025
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They are cracking little things.

Radec

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76 months

Thursday 4th December 2025
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jdw100

5,488 posts

193 months

Friday 5th December 2025
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Key Adaptations and Evolutionary Changes

The primary driver of these changes is natural selection in an urban environment. Raccoons that are bolder, less aggressive, and more tolerant of human presence have a survival advantage because they can more easily access human-provided food (garbage, pet food, etc.).

Shorter Snouts: A recent study, published in Frontiers in Zoology, found that urban raccoons have snouts about 3.5% shorter than their rural counterparts. Shorter snouts are a common physical trait in domesticated animals (e.g., dogs compared to wolves).

Behavioral Shifts: City raccoons exhibit reduced fear responses toward humans, increased social tolerance, and improved problem-solving abilities (e.g., figuring out complex anti-raccoon trash can locks).

Physical Traits of Domestication Syndrome:
The shortening of the snout is part of a suite of traits known as "domestication syndrome," which in other species also includes things like floppy ears, changes in coat color, smaller brains, and less aggressive behavior.

These traits are thought to be linked by shared developmental pathways in the embryo.

Arrivalist

3,512 posts

28 months

Friday 5th December 2025
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Coincidentally, I was watching an episode of Animal Control (C4 US sitcom) the other day where a group of raccoons got drunk in a bowling alley.

Life really does imitate art.