Jonathan Reynolds

[Skyedriver]

Here's another one.
The Business Secretary told the HoC that he had been a Solicitor working in Manchester despite leaving the course to become an MP.

If anyone wants to offer me a job as a surgeon, I'm available.
I have a Stanley knife and a box of elastoplasts in the cupboard so that qualifies me according to Labour rules.

[Vanden Saab]

What is the punishment for breaking the law in the HoC or does parliamentary privilege mean you can legally call yourself a Solicitor when you are not one.

[gotoPzero]

Madness. Not the only Labour MP to be LARPing his way through politics.

[Gordon Hill]

A party of incompetent liars and grifters, I’ll wager that the PH white knights will be along soon to defend the indefensible or Tory, Reform wibble wibble.

[Earthdweller]

His social media has been heavily modified in the last hour or two removing the reference to him being a solicitor (but of course the pre modified versions of his profiles have been saved by people and shared ) there is also audio of him saying he was a solicitor and yes the old cliche .. theres alway a tweet!





And that is an offence ...

Edited by Earthdweller on Tuesday 18th February 20:28

[Mr Penguin]

https://fb.watch/xQGphQzA8b/

Starmer said:

MPs must stand up for truth, integrity, and honesty

[Rusty Old-Banger]

Mr Penguin said:

https://fb.watch/xQGphQzA8b/

Starmer said:

MPs must stand up for truth, integrity, and honesty

Which he himself had failed at from day 1. Hypocritical dildo.

[Earthdweller]

Rusty Old-Banger said:

Mr Penguin said:

https://fb.watch/xQGphQzA8b/

Starmer said:

MPs must stand up for truth, integrity, and honesty

Which he himself had failed at from day 1. Hypocritical dildo.

Apparantly someone said "Lawmakers can't be Lawbreakers"

Can't think who ?

[swisstoni]

Can’t a chap make the odd slip up?

[texaxile]

Skyedriver said:

Here's another one.
The Business Secretary told the HoC that he had been a Solicitor working in Manchester despite leaving the course to become an MP.

If anyone wants to offer me a job as a surgeon, I'm available.
I have a Stanley knife and a box of elastoplasts in the cupboard so that qualifies me according to Labour rules.

I've got a haemorrhoid that needs sorting, please PM me your rates.

Comes as no surprise that a Labour MP has used creative writing on their CV. The honeymoon period is rapidly turning into a swingers party for all the wrong reasons.

[Penny Whistle]

texaxile said:

Comes as no surprise that a Labour MP has used creative writing on their CV. The honeymoon period is rapidly turning into a swingers party for all the wrong reasons.

Ah, maybe he was soliciting in that context and thought that he was therefore a solicitor. Totally understandable.

[jesusbuiltmycar]

Did he know he was about to be rumbled?

https://order-order.com/2025/02/16/reynolds-reeves...

[LimmerickLad]

jesusbuiltmycar said:

Did he know he was about to be rumbled?

https://order-order.com/2025/02/16/reynolds-reeves...

Dawn Butler will be on it like a flash don't worry.

[stuckmojo]

Not even the usual Lab acolytes are defending this one. I sense fatigue setting in.

[ClaphamGT3]

If he were at any time a qualified solicitor, it should be a simple matter for him to provide a practicing certificate that would settle the issue once and for all.

[Lotobear]

The most surprising aspect of this for me is I'd always blithely assumed he had previously been a geography teacher

[SS2.]

stuckmojo said:

Not even the usual Lab acolytes are defending this one. I sense fatigue setting in.

Loins are likely being girded for the next one.

[LimmerickLad]

Lotobear said:

The most surprising aspect of this for me is I'd always blithely assumed he had previously been a geography teacher

Accountants have patches on the elbows of their cardigans as well you know.

[Lotobear]

LimmerickLad said:

Lotobear said:

The most surprising aspect of this for me is I'd always blithely assumed he had previously been a geography teacher

Accountants have patches on the elbows of their cardigans as well you know.

Polyveldt shoes and Fara hopsacks for a full house

[Byker28i]

Gordon Hill said:

A party of incompetent liars and grifters, I’ll wager that the PH white knights will be along soon to defend the indefensible or Tory, Reform wibble wibble.

Its turning into quite the list

https://order-order.com/2025/02/18/in-full-labours...