Dowden wants us to stockpile food and water. Don't Panic!

[55palfers]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13446219/...

The Walts must be wetting themselves.

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55palfers said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13446219/...

The Walts must be wetting themselves.

Reeled you right in though.

[Mr Penguin]

We saw during Covid how many people only keep a day or two of basic food supplies in at any one time.
Which reminds me, I'm on my last pack of toilet roll so it's time to order 2024-5's box of 72.

[dukeboy749r]

The Daily Mail, scraping the bottom of every barrel imaginable. One story at a time.

Useless waste of paper and electricity.

[Biggy Stardust]

I don't have a pet or a baby- do I still need to stock moggymeat & nappies?

[otolith]

Biggy Stardust said:

I don't have a pet or a baby- do I still need to stock moggymeat & nappies?

Post-Apocalyptic tradable commodities.

[valiant]

Time to reacquaint ourselves with the 'preppers' thread...

[Biggy Stardust]

otolith said:

Post-Apocalyptic tradable commodities.

Good thinking but I have a lot of fruit trees & make excellent homebrew. During covid I had 20 gallons of apple brandy for if the apocalypse were to happen.

(I trade it on a "drink now, pay later" basis- no money changes hands but a week later their kidneys fail.)

[Tycho]

otolith said:

Biggy Stardust said:

I don't have a pet or a baby- do I still need to stock moggymeat & nappies?

Post-Apocalyptic tradable commodities.

Yep, along with Coke bottle tops (the metal kind). I saw it on a documentary a few weeks ago.

[Getragdogleg]

Dogmilk, that lasts ages.

[RizzoTheRat]

Getragdogleg said:

Dogmilk, that lasts ages.

Glad I'm not the only one who saw the pet food and figured it was for when you run out everything but pot noodles

[anonymous-user]

55palfers said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13446219/...

Who on earth is Oliver Dowden? Oh I see, one of them, the deputy Prime Minister, never heard of him.

No news day, or bury bad news day? What do you reckon they have planned for us next? Launching the next pandemic and lockdown in conjunction with signing up to the WHO pandemic treaty?

Mr Penguin said:

Which reminds me, I'm on my last pack of toilet roll so it's time to order 2024-5's box of 72.

If you run out use the daily mail instead, best use for it ....

[Hoofy]

Well, my prepper's solar setup was worth the investment, then! (Been dabbling in solar for a few months.)

[KingNothing]

Funny seeing the American prepper videos on tiktok, always amusing, saw one recently where a guy was advertising all his EMP proof items he's likely spent a fortune on, one being an EMP proof document safe, you know, to keep his paper documentation safe... from EMP's.

[fly by wire]

Getragdogleg said:

Dogmilk, that lasts ages.

Red Dwarf

[dundarach]

What a total fking stupid fking idiotic fking things for a fking government, a fking government!!! to say!!

Completely irresponsible!

[Pistom]

dundarach said:

What a total fking stupid fking idiotic fking things for a fking government, a fking government!!! to say!!

Completely irresponsible!

Exactly - now even stupid people are going to survive the apocalypse - the rest of us didn't need telling as we're already stocked up.

[otolith]

Biggy Stardust said:

otolith said:

Post-Apocalyptic tradable commodities.

Good thinking but I have a lot of fruit trees & make excellent homebrew. During covid I had 20 gallons of apple brandy for if the apocalypse were to happen.

(I trade it on a "drink now, pay later" basis- no money changes hands but a week later their kidneys fail.)

Maybe print up some sticky labels for use as needed - "Finest Apple Brandy", "98 RON FUEL", "Molotov Mix", "Brake & Carb Cleaner", "Industrial Paint Stripper"

[Slowboathome]

RizzoTheRat said:

Glad I'm not the only one who saw the pet food and figured it was for when you run out everything but pot noodles

[Biggy Stardust]

Getragdogleg said:

Dogmilk, that lasts ages.

And it's full of marrowbone goodness.