How do you lose a laptop at home?

How do you lose a laptop at home?

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Rufus Stone

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8,248 posts

63 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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HMRC staff apparently managed it 334 times over the last three years. Lost 1670 phones too!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13443529/...

scratchchin

dxg

8,781 posts

267 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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Civil service wages must be too high. I mean, their houses are huge!

vikingaero

11,227 posts

176 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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Easy. Get pished. Take the train home. Wake up without laptop/phone.

Randy Winkman

17,763 posts

196 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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vikingaero said:
Easy. Get pished. Take the train home. Wake up without laptop/phone.
More like this.

Anyway, amongst all the stats, why doesnt the DM also tell us that about 67,500 people work for HMRC all over the place instead of quoting Jacob Reese Mogg and going on about Grade II listed buildings in Westminster?

Shiv_P

2,873 posts

112 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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Swap the SSD in the work laptop, voila personal laptop

J4CKO

42,841 posts

207 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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Suspect a few will be stolen from cars or on public transport, muggings etc, plus a few damaged by spilling a brew on them or similar but they dont want to admit that so bin them. Plus, people leaving and not handing them back, devices left in cupboards/desks/server rooms and not accounted for.

Plus its over 6750 staff and covers three years.

DM Comments are hilarious, someone suggesting they are being stolen and sold, that would be an edge case having a job with HMRC and being that desperate for a laptop, maybe in the past when they were very expensive devices but they are ten a penny now, who wants to lose their job over a crappy, usually basic work laptop ? Someone suggested they are being given to family as Christmas Presents, nothing like a locked down government laptop that says thoughtful gift.

pokethepope

2,665 posts

195 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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J4CKO said:
DM Comments are hilarious, someone suggesting they are being stolen and sold, that would be an edge case having a job with HMRC and being that desperate for a laptop, maybe in the past when they were very expensive devices but they are ten a penny now, who wants to lose their job over a crappy, usually basic work laptop
Not everyone working at HMRC is on a big wage - https://www.accountancydaily.co/third-hmrc-workers...

Jasandjules

70,505 posts

236 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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Well, if you want a nice shiny Apple Mac.. And work let you have one but you can't use it for personal purposes.............

GT03ROB

13,570 posts

228 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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Best bit in that article was....

"Attendance peaked at 62 per cent in the week beginning December 11"

.... they all came in for the Christmas parties then..... got pissed & lost their stuff on the way home....


Rufus Stone

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8,248 posts

63 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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GT03ROB said:
Best bit in that article was....

"Attendance peaked at 62 per cent in the week beginning December 11"

.... they all came in for the Christmas parties then..... got pissed & lost their stuff on the way home....
Free food & drink no doubt.

MikeM6

5,226 posts

109 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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Wonder how many were 'lost' due to burglaries, or lost by IT departments sending them out and never arriving?

It seems as though there is an anti working from home undertone here, but having a flexible workforce that doesn't need to commute every day isn't a bad thing.

Rufus Stone

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8,248 posts

63 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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MikeM6 said:
Wonder how many were 'lost' due to burglaries, or lost by IT departments sending them out and never arriving?

It seems as though there is an anti working from home undertone here, but having a flexible workforce that doesn't need to commute every day isn't a bad thing.
It doesn't appear to be from a taxpayer perspective though.

Randy Winkman

17,763 posts

196 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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Rufus Stone said:
GT03ROB said:
Best bit in that article was....

"Attendance peaked at 62 per cent in the week beginning December 11"

.... they all came in for the Christmas parties then..... got pissed & lost their stuff on the way home....
Free food & drink no doubt.
In 40 years as a civil servant I've paid for every single Christmas dinner I've had. Though senior staff usually pay a fair bit (occasionally all) of the drinks bill. They do sometimes get a shock when they see it though.

SpidersWeb

4,065 posts

180 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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Rufus Stone said:
HMRC staff apparently managed it 334 times over the last three years.
How?

- Well start with employing 67,500 people

- Next give every single one of them a laptop so you have 67,500 laptops in use (HMRC policy is no desktops unless for very specialised use).

- Next tell every single one of them to take the laptop home 'just in case' so 67,500 are being transported around on buses and trains every day.

- Next pay the minimum wage to 1/3 of those staff so many are living in shared houses or homes of multiple occupation.

- And then perhaps you will lose 0.16% of them a year.

I wonder if the Daily Mail loses more than 0.16% of laptops a year?

alscar

5,406 posts

220 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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Helps to explain why I’ve just been told I have to wait 6 months to receive a tax relief investment refund.

anonymous-user

61 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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Best they come into the office so their manager can keep an eye on their laptops. hehe

ambuletz

10,992 posts

188 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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SpidersWeb said:
How?

- Well start with employing 67,500 people

- Next give every single one of them a laptop so you have 67,500 laptops in use (HMRC policy is no desktops unless for very specialised use).

- Next tell every single one of them to take the laptop home 'just in case' so 67,500 are being transported around on buses and trains every day.

- Next pay the minimum wage to 1/3 of those staff so many are living in shared houses or homes of multiple occupation.

- And then perhaps you will lose 0.16% of them a year.

I wonder if the Daily Mail loses more than 0.16% of laptops a year?
exactly. our workplace insists you take the laptop home and not put it in your own locker..even if you're planning to come into work the next day.

chrispmartha

16,774 posts

136 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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That’s the thing with laptops, they are portable and when you can take things out with you or easily move them around it increases the risk of losing them or them getting stolen.

It’s just a clickbait story from a comedy news outlet who like to get their reader base wound up over nothing.

What is it with dome people who always seem to be on the right wing side of politics who despise people working from home?

GT03ROB

13,570 posts

228 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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MikeM6 said:
It seems as though there is an anti working from home undertone here, but having a flexible workforce that doesn't need to commute every day isn't a bad thing.
Given the oft reported drop in performance, it would suggest that maybe there is rather less "working from home" & more goofing off at home going on. Nobody has a problem with people actually working from home.

SpidersWeb

4,065 posts

180 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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GT03ROB said:
MikeM6 said:
It seems as though there is an anti working from home undertone here, but having a flexible workforce that doesn't need to commute every day isn't a bad thing.
Given the oft reported drop in performance, it would suggest that maybe there is rather less "working from home" & more goofing off at home going on. Nobody has a problem with people actually working from home.
Or perhaps the drop in performance has something to do with cutting the number of staff by 10%, and reducing pay so that everyone answering the phone or replying to post is paid less than the till operator at your supermarket.