Largest penis in Britain

[Hippea]

The man with the countries largest penis doesn’t like the attention he’s getting

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1337019...

[vikingaero]

Without reading the article does he have the largest or IS the largest penis in Britain?

[Rufus Stone]

They never asked me. I'm 6 foot long, and that's just the head.

[toon10]

Disappointing thread title. I was expecting Nigel Farage content.

[Byker28i]

toon10 said:

Disappointing thread title. I was expecting Nigel Farage content.

Piers Morgan surely

[hurstg01]

Byker28i said:

toon10 said:

Disappointing thread title. I was expecting Nigel Farage content.

Piers Morgan surely

I raise you Sadiq Khan

[Dave.]

Man who doesn't like attention goes on national television.... chinny.gif

[Mammasaid]

Ahem...

[Dave.]

Mammasaid said:

Ahem...

Still not big enough for his missus though, he needs to use that gigantic lumpy bum toy....

[budgie smuggler]

Byker28i said:

Piers Morgan surely

Think James Cordon is back in Britain now

[shirt]

vikingaero said:

Without reading the article does he have the largest or IS the largest penis in Britain?

the former surely, as PH keeps the contenders for the latter in a subforum known as NP&E

/irony

[Kermit power]

As has already been established on PH beyond all shadow of doubt, any powerfully built goateed director like this must surely have been beating them off with a stty stick for years anyway, so you'd think he'd be used to the attention already?

There are, however, at least two questions that remain staggeringly unanswered in the Daily Mail article!

1. How much is his house worth and how many bedrooms does it have?

2. How on earth did the whole country apparently come to know that Jacob Rees-Mogg lives in his underpants anyway?

[Baroque attacks]

Looks like someone with a >25k post count on PH

[TGCOTF-dewey]

He looks like a Matt Berry character.

I do hope he talks like toast of London.

[vikingaero]

Viewed the article now - does he wrap it around his belly?

[fido]

1.65m. Sadiq Khan.

[WyrleyD]

Surely it should be Quentin Willson the has-been so called motor journalist.

[sparkythecat]

Hippea said:

The man with the countries largest penis doesn’t like the attention he’s getting

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1337019...

It’s 12 inches, but he doesn’t use it as a rule.

[J4CKO]

Definite hint of Ron Jeremy round the face, and elsewhere by the sound of it.

A chap I know showed me a video of a chap who was part of a Stag Do WhatsApp group, his opening gambit to the group, his introduction was him bk naked in a garden, in slow mo as someone threw a ball of some description which he proceeds to whack with his sizeable knob that he is obviously very proud of !

Bit of a strange way to say hello, made the mistake of mentioning it tot he wife and it seemed to catch her imagination and she asked for me to get him to forward it "Has Ollie sent you that video yet ?", I said I would ask him but looks a bit weird texting "Hey Ollie, can you send me that video of the naked bloke hitting a ball with his knob please, not gay or anything, just into sports of any kind"

If she had a video of one of her mates shooting ping pong balls from her fanny I wouldn't ask to see it, as I know I would get accused of being a pervert ! I would just wait for the next IT issue and have a gander then

[SlimJim16v]

fido said:

1.65m. Sadiq Khan.

though I think Trump would beat that.