Best ever News headline?

[MOBB]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-68664644

[Mr Pointy]

That's not even close:

https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/sport/footbal...

https://www.nutmegmagazine.co.uk/issue-4/the-legen...

[Sheets Tabuer]

Ahem.

[some bloke]

[Boobonman]

Hampshire Chronicle many years ago, discussing the placement of a new mobile phone mast.

"Mast Debate All Over Town"

[NRS]

[MOBB]

ok ok I admit defeat

[TTwiggy]

'Young Boys wkdorf Erection Relief' is certainly a contender.

[Pitre]

[S600BSB]

Seen to recall fast bowler Graham Onions took 5 wickets on his England debut. Headline in the Sun next day read: “That’s Shallot”.

[Murph7355]

NRS said:

Brilliant - has had me chuckling for 10mins.

I mean, why??

[Bradgate]

Some years ago, Scottish football minnows Inverness Caledonian Thistle somehow managed to beat mighty Celtic 3-1. This was the genius headline in the next day’s paper:

[abzmike]

Got to be ‘Freddie Starr Ate my Hamster’…

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Murph7355 said:

NRS said:

Brilliant - has had me chuckling for 10mins.

I mean, why??

I like a view when I poo.