'Disgusting' rain garden driving customers away

'Disgusting' rain garden driving customers away

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Cotty

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40,319 posts

291 months

Thursday 29th February
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This is an odd/new one for me. Has anyone actually heard of a rain garden?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn0n733xgnlo

Biggy Stardust

7,068 posts

51 months

Thursday 29th February
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Councils have it as an article of faith that everyone will conform to whatever wild ideas they implement. Human nature cannot withstand the genius of local council officials.

Vanden Saab

14,803 posts

81 months

Thursday 29th February
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Much like footpaths that ignore desire paths these ideas will never end well.

juice

8,866 posts

289 months

Thursday 29th February
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That looks like a bit of pavement that no-one could be bothered to fix, so called it a Rain Garden. Far from containing plants, it looks like it just contains Mozzie larvae...and fag butts hehe

anonymous-user

61 months

Thursday 29th February
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juice said:
That looks like a bit of pavement that no-one could be bothered to fix, so called it a Rain Garden. Far from containing plants, it looks like it just contains Mozzie larvae...and fag butts hehe
I thought exactly the same. Wouldn't it just all turn to mud anyway?

bstb3

4,367 posts

165 months

Thursday 29th February
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It's alright though. They're going to put up a sigh to explain the benefits of the puddle / mud patch then everyone will be happy. Also, fluffy unicorns will appear, poop out gold bars and local businesses will thrive on the lack of customers caused by the unresolved parking issues.

Cotty

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40,319 posts

291 months

Thursday 29th February
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To me it just seems to be another example of a council working against the people they are supposed to be serving. The shops just want some parking bays on the road.

Biggy Stardust

7,068 posts

51 months

Thursday 29th February
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bstb3 said:
It's alright though. They're going to put up a sigh to explain the benefits of the puddle / mud patch then everyone will be happy. Also, fluffy unicorns will appear, poop out gold bars and local businesses will thrive on the lack of customers caused by the unresolved parking issues.
The roads in Southport are in a terrible state but the local council are putting up lots of cameras to make the roads safer. Similar stupidity.

matrignano

4,609 posts

217 months

Thursday 29th February
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The council spent £5m to turn parking bays into rain gardens, which are used like parking bays anyway only just full of mud?

irc

8,201 posts

143 months

Thursday 29th February
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"A rain garden is a patch of earth that usually contains grass, flowers and other plants and is designed to absorb surface run-off water after periods of rainfall."

It's a street FFS. There are drains to take run off water.

hidetheelephants

27,830 posts

200 months

Thursday 29th February
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Nothing a couple of tonnes of gravel won't sort. Identify as a buddhist, rake it obsessively for the benefit of a press photographer and presto; instant Zen garden.

Vanden Saab

14,803 posts

81 months

Thursday 29th February
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Jasey_ said:
irc said:
"A rain garden is a patch of earth that usually contains grass, flowers and other plants and is designed to absorb surface run-off water after periods of rainfall."

It's a street FFS. There are drains to take run off water.
I suspect the need for rain gardens is driven by the lack of drain cleaning.
Probably because it is full of soil from the rain garden...


Heathwood

2,798 posts

209 months

Thursday 29th February
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Cardiff Council. Honestly, I despair.

matrignano

4,609 posts

217 months

Thursday 29th February
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CheesecakeRunner said:
It’s meant to be a grass border like you get next thousands of miles of pavements across the country.

The only reason it looks st is, as always, because dheads keep parking their cars on it.
Perhaps because there IS a need for parking, which councils seem obsessed to ignore/remove/ban?

Silvanus

6,059 posts

30 months

Thursday 29th February
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This is what they are supposed to look like. A good idea in theory, but not much good if not constructed properly or if people are left to drive/walk all over them. They just aren't suited to some areas.


James6112

5,420 posts

35 months

Thursday 29th February
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“It is already filled with litter and rubbish and horrible things. It is bad.”

Here’s a novel idea:-

Stop being a cry baby.

Spend 5 minutes a day picking up the crap & make it look nice outside the shop.

Make the best of it.

(apologies if that was omitted from the report wink )

That should deter the scum who litter & attract customers to the nice spot

Edited by James6112 on Thursday 29th February 19:18

anonymous-user

61 months

Thursday 29th February
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We have a "balance pond" in my village. They built a new development on a flood plain recently so this balance pond takes the extra water the drains can't cope with....

Ian Geary

4,734 posts

199 months

Thursday 29th February
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Balancing ponds do work. They basically do the job that flood plains do before they got built on.

In this situation though, the rain garden has been poorly designed by the council and poorly treated by residents.

Dogwatch

6,274 posts

229 months

Thursday 29th February
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pocketspring said:
We have a "balance pond" in my village. They built a new development on a flood plain recently so this balance pond takes the extra water the drains can't cope with....
...and when it's full it tips over into nearby properties? wink

swisstoni

18,211 posts

286 months

Thursday 29th February
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Silvanus said:
This is what they are supposed to look like. A good idea in theory, but not much good if not constructed properly or if people are left to drive/walk all over them. They just aren't suited to some areas.

If they’d designed it more like this and less like a handy parking bay, they wouldn’t have had cars and vans driving on it.

But what does a busy shopping street really need? A handy parking bay or a half arsedly implemented idea someone must have read about in Municipal Monthly.