'Disgusting' rain garden driving customers away

'Disgusting' rain garden driving customers away

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Cotty

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40,109 posts

290 months

Thursday 29th February
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This is an odd/new one for me. Has anyone actually heard of a rain garden?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn0n733xgnlo

Biggy Stardust

7,068 posts

50 months

Thursday 29th February
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Councils have it as an article of faith that everyone will conform to whatever wild ideas they implement. Human nature cannot withstand the genius of local council officials.

Vanden Saab

14,696 posts

80 months

Thursday 29th February
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Much like footpaths that ignore desire paths these ideas will never end well.

juice

8,767 posts

288 months

Thursday 29th February
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That looks like a bit of pavement that no-one could be bothered to fix, so called it a Rain Garden. Far from containing plants, it looks like it just contains Mozzie larvae...and fag butts hehe

anonymous-user

60 months

Thursday 29th February
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juice said:
That looks like a bit of pavement that no-one could be bothered to fix, so called it a Rain Garden. Far from containing plants, it looks like it just contains Mozzie larvae...and fag butts hehe
I thought exactly the same. Wouldn't it just all turn to mud anyway?

bstb3

4,300 posts

164 months

Thursday 29th February
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It's alright though. They're going to put up a sigh to explain the benefits of the puddle / mud patch then everyone will be happy. Also, fluffy unicorns will appear, poop out gold bars and local businesses will thrive on the lack of customers caused by the unresolved parking issues.

Cotty

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40,109 posts

290 months

Thursday 29th February
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To me it just seems to be another example of a council working against the people they are supposed to be serving. The shops just want some parking bays on the road.

Biggy Stardust

7,068 posts

50 months

Thursday 29th February
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bstb3 said:
It's alright though. They're going to put up a sigh to explain the benefits of the puddle / mud patch then everyone will be happy. Also, fluffy unicorns will appear, poop out gold bars and local businesses will thrive on the lack of customers caused by the unresolved parking issues.
The roads in Southport are in a terrible state but the local council are putting up lots of cameras to make the roads safer. Similar stupidity.

matrignano

4,585 posts

216 months

Thursday 29th February
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The council spent £5m to turn parking bays into rain gardens, which are used like parking bays anyway only just full of mud?

Jasey_

5,200 posts

184 months

Thursday 29th February
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Just when you think you've heard it all.

A rain garden.

No doubt it actually identifies as a smelly bog full of st.

We are doomed.

irc

8,063 posts

142 months

Thursday 29th February
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"A rain garden is a patch of earth that usually contains grass, flowers and other plants and is designed to absorb surface run-off water after periods of rainfall."

It's a street FFS. There are drains to take run off water.

hidetheelephants

27,375 posts

199 months

Thursday 29th February
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Nothing a couple of tonnes of gravel won't sort. Identify as a buddhist, rake it obsessively for the benefit of a press photographer and presto; instant Zen garden.

Jasey_

5,200 posts

184 months

Thursday 29th February
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irc said:
"A rain garden is a patch of earth that usually contains grass, flowers and other plants and is designed to absorb surface run-off water after periods of rainfall."

It's a street FFS. There are drains to take run off water.
I suspect the need for rain gardens is driven by the lack of drain cleaning.

CheesecakeRunner

4,320 posts

97 months

Thursday 29th February
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It’s meant to be a grass border like you get next thousands of miles of pavements across the country.

The only reason it looks st is, as always, because dheads keep parking their cars on it.

Vanden Saab

14,696 posts

80 months

Thursday 29th February
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Jasey_ said:
irc said:
"A rain garden is a patch of earth that usually contains grass, flowers and other plants and is designed to absorb surface run-off water after periods of rainfall."

It's a street FFS. There are drains to take run off water.
I suspect the need for rain gardens is driven by the lack of drain cleaning.
Probably because it is full of soil from the rain garden...


Heathwood

2,734 posts

208 months

Thursday 29th February
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Cardiff Council. Honestly, I despair.

matrignano

4,585 posts

216 months

Thursday 29th February
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CheesecakeRunner said:
It’s meant to be a grass border like you get next thousands of miles of pavements across the country.

The only reason it looks st is, as always, because dheads keep parking their cars on it.
Perhaps because there IS a need for parking, which councils seem obsessed to ignore/remove/ban?

Silvanus

5,825 posts

29 months

Thursday 29th February
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This is what they are supposed to look like. A good idea in theory, but not much good if not constructed properly or if people are left to drive/walk all over them. They just aren't suited to some areas.


James6112

5,215 posts

34 months

Thursday 29th February
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“It is already filled with litter and rubbish and horrible things. It is bad.”

Here’s a novel idea:-

Stop being a cry baby.

Spend 5 minutes a day picking up the crap & make it look nice outside the shop.

Make the best of it.

(apologies if that was omitted from the report wink )

That should deter the scum who litter & attract customers to the nice spot

Edited by James6112 on Thursday 29th February 19:18

anonymous-user

60 months

Thursday 29th February
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We have a "balance pond" in my village. They built a new development on a flood plain recently so this balance pond takes the extra water the drains can't cope with....