Bank jobs still happen!

[fourstardan]

Strictly not an old school shooter hold up but someone decided to go all 1980's and rob a bank in Christchurch Dorset.

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/24143645.sa...

Honestly don't see how much could had been in there worth nicking for the risk/aggro myself, probably easier to hold up a petrol station or bookies.

[The Rotrex Kid]

Sarah, a Christchurch resident, said: “It’s scary for this to happen in Christchurch, I thought it was safe here.”

I mean, you still are, unless you live in a bank and keep the cash under your bed

[Triumph Man]

I'm picturing a Mk1 or 2 Transit, a Rover SD1, and some amazing moustachery.

[andy43]

article said:

Three men broke into the bank at 1.23am this morning

1.23? Santander? Hmmm

[The Rotrex Kid]

Triumph Man said:

I'm picturing a Mk1 or 2 Transit, a Rover SD1, and some amazing moustachery.

And a 'man with a plan'

[valiant]

Triumph Man said:

I'm picturing a Mk1 or 2 Transit, a Rover SD1, and some amazing moustachery.

Gotta be on the look out for a Jag MK2 surely?

[shed driver]

Triumph Man said:

I'm picturing a Mk1 or 2 Transit, a Rover SD1, and some amazing moustachery.

And empty cardboard boxes.

SD.

[Leptons]

Triumph Man said:

I'm picturing a Mk1 or 2 Transit, a Rover SD1, and some amazing moustachery.

I’m picturing stolen Golf R, S3 or similar. Something Fast and VAG anyway.

[Sheets Tabuer]

valiant said:

Triumph Man said:

I'm picturing a Mk1 or 2 Transit, a Rover SD1, and some amazing moustachery.

Gotta be on the look out for a Jag MK2 surely?

Probably have more luck if they are on the look out for a caravan.

[BikeBikeBIke]

Once John Thaw and Dennis Waterman died this kind of resurgance was inevitable.

[ARHarh]

I think you might find the sort of person who tries to rob a bank is not going to score high in an IQ test.

I remember many years ago a couple of lads robbed a post office and took a taxi to the post office and asked him to wait outside. He then took them home. Took less than 15 minutes before they were caught.

[sinbaddio]

andy43 said:

article said:

Three men broke into the bank at 1.23am this morning

1.23? Santander? Hmmm

I clocked that too - 123 is a name of one of their accounts isn't it?

[BikeBikeBIke]

ARHarh said:

I think you might find the sort of person who tries to rob a bank is not going to score high in an IQ test.

I remember many years ago a couple of lads robbed a post office and took a taxi to the post office and asked him to wait outside. He then took them home. Took less than 15 minutes before they were caught.

A guy near me robbed his own branch and half the staff recognised him.

[Triumph Man]

sinbaddio said:

andy43 said:

article said:

Three men broke into the bank at 1.23am this morning

1.23? Santander? Hmmm

I clocked that too - 123 is a name of one of their accounts isn't it?

It is

[hidetheelephants]

The Rotrex Kid said:

Triumph Man said:

I'm picturing a Mk1 or 2 Transit, a Rover SD1, and some amazing moustachery.

And a 'man with a plan'

You're doing The Sweeney wrong; it's a wheel man, a draftsman, a bell man and a look out. Slaaags! I have been binge watching it on ITVX.

[S600BSB]

BikeBikeBIke said:

Once John Thaw and Dennis Waterman died this kind of resurgance was inevitable.

Post of the day!

[sinbaddio]

Time for this old favourite....

[Teppic]

valiant said:

Triumph Man said:

I'm picturing a Mk1 or 2 Transit, a Rover SD1, and some amazing moustachery.

Gotta be on the look out for a Jaaaaag MK2 surely?

EFA

[Tango13]

S600BSB said:

BikeBikeBIke said:

Once John Thaw and Dennis Waterman died this kind of resurgance was inevitable.

Post of the day!

For some reason I always think of The Sweeney and bank jobs when I listen to The Stranglers

[anonymous-user]

fourstardan said:

Strictly not an old school shooter hold up but someone decided to go all 1980's and rob a bank in Christchurch Dorset.

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/24143645.sa...

Honestly don't see how much could had been in there worth nicking for the risk/aggro myself, probably easier to hold up a petrol station or bookies.

Old school working up a sweat, but turned into a Dog Day Afternoon.

Poor planning.