“Wind Street. Swansea. Put it in the Louvre.”

“Wind Street. Swansea. Put it in the Louvre.”

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bitchstewie

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54,511 posts

216 months

Sunday 24th December 2023
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This isn't really my thing so I mean the royal "we" but as a nation why do we have such a fked up relationship with alcohol?

Photo of Swansea police arresting drunk man likened to Renaissance art

JulianHJ

8,785 posts

268 months

Sunday 24th December 2023
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Common occurrence. Here's another example.

98elise

27,860 posts

167 months

Sunday 24th December 2023
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JulianHJ said:
Common occurrence. Here's another example.
That's what I first thought of. A brilliant photo.

EVO575

227 posts

213 months

Sunday 24th December 2023
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Great photos.each one looks like a cracking night out too.

9.3

1,146 posts

198 months

Sunday 24th December 2023
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How did Gemma Collins get in on the act?

Vanden Saab

14,699 posts

80 months

Sunday 24th December 2023
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bhstewie said:
This isn't really my thing so I mean the royal "we" but as a nation why do we have such a fked up relationship with alcohol?

Photo of Swansea police arresting drunk man likened to Renaissance art
The picture even has a rainbow. Stunning. .

redback911

2,788 posts

272 months

Sunday 24th December 2023
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I call it "Inebriate's Waltz in Technicolor Takedown"...



Our scene unfolds on the pixelated pavement of a digital dream—or perhaps, a neon nightmare. Here, we witness the glowing outlines of Her Majesty's finest in a tableau vivant, "The Great British Tussle." In radiant raiment of electrified purples and blues, with vivacious reds and yellows, the constabulary engage in a contemporary dance, and the 'Inebriate's Waltz.'

At the center lies our spirited protagonist, almost completely hidden he represents a modern-day Bacchus, sprawled in a dramatic repose, his silhouette a blurry beacon of weekend revelry gone awry. His limbs akimbo, a symphony of sloshed somnolence, as if conducting an orchestra of chaos with every flailing gesture. At the side of Brucchus is Bruvvus, the ebullient modern day deity of camaraderie and kinship.

Around him, the neon knights of justice assert their fluorescent force, a juxtaposition of control against the wild color of wayward whimsy. Each officer, an artist, their high-visibility vests now canvases of light, painting order in strokes of illumination.

Onlookers, a ghostly audience etched in sharp lines of lime and lemon, their faces hidden behind masks of shadow, are caught mid-gasp and giggle, bearing witness to the spectacle of Saturday night spirits subdued.

This piece, a vibrant vignette, captures the spirit of nocturnal British escapades—where every character, willing or not, plays their part in the grand exhibition of urban nightlife, illuminated not by stars, but by the pulsating beat of neon artistry.

Yup, I'm a bit bored tonight.

Evanivitch

21,661 posts

128 months

Sunday 24th December 2023
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Do we need a lesson on how to pronounce "Wind" St?

It's been a special place for the last 20 years or so, since it became the "cafe" quarter and following the demise of the nearby Mumbles Mile and Kingsway nightclubs. It's about a third of a mile of concentrated bars, pubs, clubs and takeaways.

It's amazing.

dvs_dave

8,999 posts

231 months

Sunday 24th December 2023
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98elise said:
JulianHJ said:
Common occurrence. Here's another example.
That's what I first thought of. A brilliant photo.
Yea, it’s a cracking photo. Such debauchery. It’s very funny, until you realize that it’s emblematic of every Friday and Saturday night in a typical UK town center.


Seasonal Hero

7,954 posts

58 months

Sunday 24th December 2023
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EVO575 said:
Great photos.each one looks like a cracking night out too.
I must be odd then because they really don’t to me.

Evanivitch

21,661 posts

128 months

Sunday 24th December 2023
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redback911 said:
I call it "Inebriate's Waltz in Technicolor Takedown"...










.:ian:.

2,289 posts

209 months

Sunday 24th December 2023
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SWoll

19,093 posts

264 months

Sunday 24th December 2023
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bhstewie said:
This isn't really my thing so I mean the royal "we" but as a nation why do we have such a fked up relationship with alcohol?

Photo of Swansea police arresting drunk man likened to Renaissance art
As a nation we are obsessed with the stuff, and I find the high levels of apparently acceptable alcoholism amongst the more wealthy professional class even more strange. A couple of glasses of red at lunch time, a bottle with dinner, cases of the stuff in the garage etc..

Not a drinker myself, but tell anyone that and they look at you like you have two heads. All very odd.

eyebeebe

3,129 posts

239 months

Sunday 24th December 2023
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I’m quite proud of this photo I took on a visit to Aberdeen a few years ago. The seagull isn’t photoshopped.


Evercross

6,254 posts

70 months

Monday 25th December 2023
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eyebeebe said:
I’m quite proud of this photo I took on a visit to Aberdeen a few years ago. The seagull isn’t photoshopped.

Caption - "oooh, kebab!"

dvs_dave

8,999 posts

231 months

Monday 25th December 2023
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Alas, it’s nothing new for British culture. Countless depictions from centuries past of exactly the same shenanigans. We have always been, and always will be a nation of drunkards






Evanivitch

21,661 posts

128 months

Monday 25th December 2023
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eyebeebe said:
I’m quite proud of this photo I took on a visit to Aberdeen a few years ago. The seagull isn’t photoshopped.

Recovery position?

M1AGM

2,612 posts

38 months

Monday 25th December 2023
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SWoll said:
As a nation we are obsessed with the stuff, and I find the high levels of apparently acceptable alcoholism amongst the more wealthy professional class even more strange. A couple of glasses of red at lunch time, a bottle with dinner, cases of the stuff in the garage etc..

Not a drinker myself, but tell anyone that and they look at you like you have two heads. All very odd.
Hopefully an insulated garage.

Seasonal Hero

7,954 posts

58 months

Monday 25th December 2023
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SWoll said:
As a nation we are obsessed with the stuff, and I find the high levels of apparently acceptable alcoholism amongst the more wealthy professional class even more strange. A couple of glasses of red at lunch time, a bottle with dinner, cases of the stuff in the garage etc..

Not a drinker myself, but tell anyone that and they look at you like you have two heads. All very odd.
This.

hidetheelephants

27,379 posts

199 months

Monday 25th December 2023
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dvs_dave said:
Alas, it’s nothing new for British culture. Countless depictions from centuries past of exactly the same shenanigans. We have always been, and always will be a nation of drunkards





The moral panic has always been about poor drunks, or maybe working class ones, while the middle and upper classes got tanked up on sherry and laudanum. That's allowed, or at least not demonised by the tabloid press.