Bike Parking outside your house

Bike Parking outside your house

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Saleen836

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11,459 posts

216 months

Wednesday 12th July 2023
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As title, this story popped up on my FB feed and recieved a LOT of comments mostly containing the word 'entitled'

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/co...

If their house is the one behind with blue door why not just widen the gateway

eharding

14,153 posts

291 months

Wednesday 12th July 2023
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Saleen836 said:
If their house is the one behind with blue door why not just widen the gateway
That would place the children kept in the bike's cargo carrier closer to the house, where the parents could hear them screaming and shouting. By leaving it further out on the street the parents have more of a chance of a decent night's sleep.

Simbu

1,841 posts

181 months

Wednesday 12th July 2023
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Running off to the press to advertise a bike being kept outside at all hours in Bristol seems like a quick way to get it nicked. Problem solved then, I guess!

Sheets Tabuer

19,648 posts

222 months

Wednesday 12th July 2023
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Simbu said:
Running off to the press to advertise a bike being kept outside at all hours in Bristol seems like a quick way to get it nicked. Problem solved then, I guess!
Not sure any self respecting bike thief would want to look like a bellend riding away on that.

IroningMan

10,303 posts

253 months

Wednesday 12th July 2023
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Saleen836 said:
If their house is the one behind with blue door why not just widen the gateway
Suspect part of the challenge would then be finding a way to get the thing past the nose-to-tail parked cars and out onto the road.

Better answers needed all round - folk willing to tackle the challenge of living without a car should be encouraged.

budgie smuggler

5,541 posts

166 months

Wednesday 12th July 2023
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i don't really have a problem with leaving a bike there if it has reflectors and leaving a car there is deemed okay. The planters reserving the space are taking the widdle though!

Ian974

3,002 posts

206 months

Wednesday 12th July 2023
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I'd agree with that, absolutely fine parking a bike like that in a space on the road.
Sticking down planters to reserve your space is daft though. Would they expect to get away with doing that if they were doing it for a car?

blue_haddock

3,879 posts

74 months

Wednesday 12th July 2023
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Ian974 said:
I'd agree with that, absolutely fine parking a bike like that in a space on the road.
Sticking down planters to reserve your space is daft though. Would they expect to get away with doing that if they were doing it for a car?
I have seen some people put out cones to mark "their" space in areas with only on the road parking.

boyse7en

7,129 posts

172 months

Wednesday 12th July 2023
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Maybe they should see if they can get permission to fit an anchor point into the kerbstone. That would lay flat, so less chance for someone to trip over it, and also provide some security for the bike.

Ian974

3,002 posts

206 months

Wednesday 12th July 2023
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boyse7en said:
Maybe they should see if they can get permission to fit an anchor point into the kerbstone. That would lay flat, so less chance for someone to trip over it, and also provide some security for the bike.
That's something I'd be in favour of funding a bit more of. Properly secure bike anchors/ parking is fairly rare and would be cheap to put in place

Gareth79

8,048 posts

253 months

Wednesday 12th July 2023
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blue_haddock said:
Ian974 said:
I'd agree with that, absolutely fine parking a bike like that in a space on the road.
Sticking down planters to reserve your space is daft though. Would they expect to get away with doing that if they were doing it for a car?
I have seen some people put out cones to mark "their" space in areas with only on the road parking.
Bonus points when they use stolen council/police "no waiting" cones.

boyse7en said:
Maybe they should see if they can get permission to fit an anchor point into the kerbstone. That would lay flat, so less chance for someone to trip over it, and also provide some security for the bike.
The problem is that 9 times out of 10 a car would be in its place. Cargo bikes like that are stolen pretty often, I'm surprised it hasn't been stolen yet actually, as mentioned maybe it will now!

The only real solution is to just buy a large rusty van with a side door and ramp biggrin
edit: The big brain solution is to buy a 40+ year old van then it's tax and MOT exempt. Could probably get limited mileage classic insurance for it.


Edited by Gareth79 on Wednesday 12th July 19:42

Hugo Stiglitz

38,038 posts

218 months

Wednesday 12th July 2023
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Entitled.

AlexC1981

5,057 posts

224 months

Wednesday 12th July 2023
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I wonder if they could leave a clamped trailer on the road and lift the bicycle on to it?

I don't think I could risk having my partner and kids (if I had any) using a bicycle like that everyday. One driver staring down for too long whilst he cycles through the myriad of settings on his touchscreen climate control, and that's your entire family wiped out.

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

260 months

Wednesday 12th July 2023
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Such a Bristol story.

“We sought out ways we could seek permission for what we were doing - but there were none."




Dear Council, can I have a bit of the road and turn it into my garden?

--- Dear Tiresome New-Age Hyper-tts,
--- No, of course you fking can't.




Zarco

18,502 posts

216 months

Wednesday 12th July 2023
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blue_haddock said:
Ian974 said:
I'd agree with that, absolutely fine parking a bike like that in a space on the road.
Sticking down planters to reserve your space is daft though. Would they expect to get away with doing that if they were doing it for a car?
I have seen some people put out cones to mark "their" space in areas with only on the road parking.
Yeah, they are dheads too.

BOR

4,841 posts

262 months

Wednesday 12th July 2023
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I thought it was massively entitled at first, but the argument they make does have some merit.

Seems like they've tried all they can to get everyone to agree to it, so not really comparable to cones reserving a car space.

On balance, I'm on their side.

(I do despise those damn cargo-bikes which are too wide for a normal bike to overtake on a bike lane)

Mr_Yogi

3,288 posts

262 months

Wednesday 12th July 2023
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SpeckledJim said:
Such a Bristol story.

“We sought out ways we could seek permission for what we were doing - but there were none."




Dear Council, can I have a bit of the road and turn it into my garden?

--- Dear Tiresome New-Age Hyper-tts,
--- No, of course you fking can't.
rofl

Brilliant, reminds me what PH was like all those years ago clap

paulw123

3,722 posts

197 months

Wednesday 12th July 2023
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Idiots, entitles ones at that.

irc

8,216 posts

143 months

Wednesday 12th July 2023
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If there are always cars parked there anyway and no additional obstruction I support it. Perhaps with an annual fee like holders of parking permits pay. After all in Glasgow they are sticking these bike parks on streets everywhere.


Muddle238

4,019 posts

120 months

Wednesday 12th July 2023
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Seems like a possible solution is to buy an old Transit, park it on the road and store the bike in the back of it. Keep the van taxed, tested and insured so it's legal, but don't drive it if you're that concerned about air quality.

Hey presto, your very own bike parking space, as a bonus point the saddle wouldn't get wet when it rained. Unless the Transit was from 1984.