Ex Mayor survived 5 days outside in Feb stuck under pipe

Ex Mayor survived 5 days outside in Feb stuck under pipe

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poo at Paul's

Original Poster:

14,314 posts

181 months

Tuesday 4th July 2023
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https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/ex-mayor-spen...

W and indeed TF!

Why, how, huh, what...errrrr......

Crazy!

Some Gump

12,844 posts

192 months

Tuesday 4th July 2023
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Bizarre, isn't it?

Who could ever see that pipe and think "i'll climb under that!" ?

Good mayor material though. Crap decision making skills, somehow gets away with it and lives to fight another day smile

Eric Mc

122,699 posts

271 months

Tuesday 4th July 2023
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Having a pipedream?

BikeBikeBIke

9,647 posts

121 months

Tuesday 4th July 2023
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poo at Paul's said:
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/ex-mayor-spen...

W and indeed TF!

Why, how, huh, what...errrrr......

Crazy!
His walk to the station included crawling in mud on his front under a pipe? There's some missing information here.

Four Litre

2,105 posts

198 months

Tuesday 4th July 2023
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Just reminded me of Little Britain and the conservative minister. Surely there is more to this story than he is letting on.


Hanging out around the back of a football stadium at night... uh huh


"I stumbled in the dark and became sandwiched between two men, in a position the police tell me is known as a spit roast...."

Dynion Araf Uchaf

4,638 posts

229 months

Tuesday 4th July 2023
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Four Litre said:
Just reminded me of Little Britain and the conservative minister. Surely there is more to this story than he is letting on.


Hanging out around the back of a football stadium at night... uh huh


"I stumbled in the dark and became sandwiched between two men, in a position the police tell me is known as a spit roast...."
I've google mapped the location.

It seems that near to where he is likely to have been trapped, would also be the back of the toilets for said train station.
We either have a cottager, or a peeping tom here.

Also 5 days trapped, and no one reports him missing?

Closeted, I think.

TGCOTF-dewey

5,713 posts

61 months

Tuesday 4th July 2023
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He really needs to Google what laying pipe actually means before having a go.

Electronicpants

2,747 posts

194 months

Tuesday 4th July 2023
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Four Litre said:
Just reminded me of Little Britain and the conservative minister. Surely there is more to this story than he is letting on.


Hanging out around the back of a football stadium at night... uh huh


"I stumbled in the dark and became sandwiched between two men, in a position the police tell me is known as a spit roast...."
........it was at this time wile trapped under the pipe I fortunately found a black leather outfit to keep me warm, complete with leather hat that slipped over my face. Luckily I was able to fashion some eye holes in it to see out of.

BikeBikeBIke

9,647 posts

121 months

Tuesday 4th July 2023
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Dynion Araf Uchaf said:
Four Litre said:
Just reminded me of Little Britain and the conservative minister. Surely there is more to this story than he is letting on.


Hanging out around the back of a football stadium at night... uh huh


"I stumbled in the dark and became sandwiched between two men, in a position the police tell me is known as a spit roast...."
I've google mapped the location.

It seems that near to where he is likely to have been trapped, would also be the back of the toilets for said train station.
We either have a cottager, or a peeping tom here.

Also 5 days trapped, and no one reports him missing?

Closeted, I think.
He was wearing a Mac, case closed.

Hereward

4,332 posts

236 months

Tuesday 4th July 2023
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Dynion Araf Uchaf said:
I've google mapped the location.

It seems that near to where he is likely to have been trapped, would also be the back of the toilets for said train station.
We either have a cottager, or a peeping tom here.

Also 5 days trapped, and no one reports him missing?

Closeted, I think.
On Google maps there does not appear to be access to the station platforms from his location, so his "taking a shortcut" explanation does not stack up. Access to the Eastern platform is via a footbridge from the Western platform only.

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

259 months

Tuesday 4th July 2023
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This reminds me of this absolute lad.


J4CKO

42,527 posts

206 months

Tuesday 4th July 2023
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SpeckledJim said:
This reminds me of this absolute lad.

Swear that Gollum in an M and S Jumper and specs.

Gecko1978

10,333 posts

163 months

Tuesday 4th July 2023
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SpeckledJim said:
This reminds me of this absolute lad.

What did he do

dandarez

13,399 posts

289 months

Tuesday 4th July 2023
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poo at Paul's said:
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/ex-mayor-spen...

W and indeed TF!

Why, how, huh, what...errrrr......

Crazy!
News?
This happened at the end of Feb, beginning of March. Why's it taken this long to get this story? Short of 'News'?

I have some sympathy because I see the poor bugger had to have all five toes amputated on one foot frown
but it was nowt to do with him freezing his balls off eek for 5 nights, but to a previously undiagnosed condition.

J4CKO

42,527 posts

206 months

Tuesday 4th July 2023
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Gecko1978 said:
SpeckledJim said:
This reminds me of this absolute lad.

What did he do
A lot of wking I think,

https://metro.co.uk/2014/04/11/virgin-media-ann-an...

Hoofy

77,401 posts

288 months

Tuesday 4th July 2023
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Electronicpants said:
Four Litre said:
Just reminded me of Little Britain and the conservative minister. Surely there is more to this story than he is letting on.


Hanging out around the back of a football stadium at night... uh huh


"I stumbled in the dark and became sandwiched between two men, in a position the police tell me is known as a spit roast...."
........it was at this time wile trapped under the pipe I fortunately found a black leather outfit to keep me warm, complete with leather hat that slipped over my face. Luckily I was able to fashion some eye holes in it to see out of.
hehe and hehe

the tribester

2,562 posts

92 months

Tuesday 4th July 2023
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dandarez said:
News?
This happened at the end of Feb, beginning of March. Why's it taken this long to get this story? Short of 'News'?

I have some sympathy because I see the poor bugger had to have all five toes amputated on one foot frown
but it was nowt to do with him freezing his balls off eek for 5 nights, but to a previously undiagnosed condition.
When I read it was London, and that it was below freezing, I had to read it again.

He obviously wasn't going to a business meeting if he was crawling on all fours through the mud.

Defo makes me think of Little Britain.

bitchstewie

54,532 posts

216 months

Tuesday 4th July 2023
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Sounds odd doesn't it?

I mean unless he's just a weirdo you'd basically think "hold on" and just turn around.

gotoPzero

18,038 posts

195 months

Tuesday 4th July 2023
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Erm.... yeah this guy was up to no good!!

Some Gump

12,844 posts

192 months

Tuesday 4th July 2023
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gotoPzero said:
Erm.... yeah this guy was up to no good!!
Started wearing leather with the zip up hood.

He got under one little pipe and his mother got scared,
She said "you're cruisin' round the toilets - no place for a mayor"