How to lose a six figure football sponsership feal

[matchmaker]

You tell the club director involved to stick his money up his arse!

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/elgin...

Daily Record said:

An Elgin City director has walked away from the League Two club after he was accidentally told to stick his money 'up his a**e.'

According to the Northern Scot, Stephen Scott has departed the Borough Briggs board and 'withdrawn a record sponsorship deal' after claims a fellow board member said he could stick his cash where the sun doesn't shine in an email he was copied in on by accident.

The Gleaner Oils owner told how read the abusive email, that was allegedly sent between fellow directors last week, prompting him to quit his role at the club and pull his money out, having initially joined in 2019 after starting to support Elgin in the 1960s. It is claimed that Scott contacted the sender, who pleaded that their email had been hacked. He said: "On Friday I was copied in to a highly abusive email to other directors, suggesting amongst other things that I should 'stick (my) sponsorship up (my) a**e.'

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

I had to Google feal.

It came up with "maintaining sexual loyalty to one's lover or spouse"

Who knew?

[Jockman]

Isn’t Elgin a place where the sun doesn’t actually shine?

More of an instruction than a retort?

[poo at Paul's]

Definitely lost their marbles……

[munroman]

Jockman said:

Isn’t Elgin a place where the sun doesn’t actually shine?

More of an instruction than a retort?

Elgin has a great climate, we moved here from Central Scotland and it's far sunnier!

[munroman]

poo at Paul's said:

Definitely lost their marbles……

Their is an actual Elgin Marble Company here, no idea if they plan to move to Greece eventually!

Edited by munroman on Sunday 2nd July 08:58