Consciously uncoupling in Court (Paltrow ski trial)
Consciously uncoupling in Court (Paltrow ski trial)
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rfisher

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5,045 posts

305 months

Sunday 26th March 2023
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Can't see a thread about the latest narcissistic actor / actress luvvie getting off on watching themselves in court.

Reckon this one (can't remember her name) could get interesting.

She says he ran into her temple like body and violated her.

He says that she ran into him resulting in a head injury and 4 cracked ribs.

Digger

16,082 posts

213 months

Sunday 26th March 2023
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Is this the Gwyneth Paltrow court case? They both come across as narcissistic bellends . . .

rfisher

Original Poster:

5,045 posts

305 months

Sunday 26th March 2023
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That's the one.

Funny mouth.

Haven't seen him in action yet.

Mogul

3,058 posts

245 months

Sunday 26th March 2023
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This Smells Like My Skiboots

MitchT

17,089 posts

231 months

Sunday 26th March 2023
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They're both accusing each other of being the one that crashed in to them. Therefore, what did the witnesses see, if there were any witnesses? Strikes me that they're both on a hiding to nothing and GP will end up paying the bloke to go away, without making an admission of guilt, just so she can get on with her life. That's if the bloke doesn't run out of money first.

Catastrophic Poo

5,964 posts

208 months

Sunday 26th March 2023
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Mogul said:
This Smells Like My Skiboots
Can I buy a candle with that scent?

rfisher

Original Poster:

5,045 posts

305 months

Sunday 26th March 2023
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Catastrophic Poo said:
Can I buy a candle with that scent?
Oh yes - she's the 'Eau de (la) Clunge' nutter isn't she?

Won't be as good as the Johnny Depp / Amber fiasco, but still worth glancing at while channel hopping.

BBC "news" seems excited about it for some reason.

MitchT

17,089 posts

231 months

julianm

1,694 posts

223 months

Sunday 26th March 2023
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Seems to have taken 7 YEARS to come to court!

Derek Smith

48,651 posts

270 months

Sunday 26th March 2023
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Did I read that she had offered the sum the other side are claiming, in a 'no blame'?

dudleybloke

20,553 posts

208 months

Sunday 26th March 2023
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Trial by combat would be perfect for this case

Byker28i

83,457 posts

239 months

Monday 27th March 2023
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Didn't GP at one point (or her lawyer) claim that the guy had deliberately crashed into her, between her legs and make grunting noises, something she had to retract in court saying he didn't sexually assault her...

Ah it was her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rm8bKs4zSA

Dogwatch

6,359 posts

244 months

Monday 27th March 2023
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I don't understand why he appears to have had injuries worthy of a car crash while she was apparently unscathed. According to reports it was three years before he got around to seeing a lawyer.which seems odd.

NRS

25,121 posts

223 months

Tuesday 28th March 2023
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Dogwatch said:
I don't understand why he appears to have had injuries worthy of a car crash while she was apparently unscathed. According to reports it was three years before he got around to seeing a lawyer.which seems odd.
If she was the one to crash into the back of him then she'd see it and be prepared for what was going to happen, he'd be unexpectedly taken out and it tends to be a case of your legs are wiped out and you're thrown unexpectedly onto your back without getting your hands down to cushion the landing and stop your head hitting the ground hard.

I don't see why there's so much back and forth on this when other witnesses would be able to say what happened (unless it was either because it took so long to go to court or because there were none). Basically the main question is who was uphill.

KAgantua

5,090 posts

153 months

Tuesday 28th March 2023
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His name is Sanderson.
And he looks like Colonel Sanders.

Is noone talking about this?

poo at Paul's

14,542 posts

197 months

Tuesday 28th March 2023
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Well no wonder I couldn’t find it, what an obscure thread title! biglaugh

What an utterly batst load of bks this is all about!
Just bizarre.
8k a day for a ski instructor, allegations of having skis between her and a grunting man pressing up behind her, then spooning her in the snow!
Asked what she had lost, as she’s counter suing for a dollar, ‘well, we lost half a day of skiing’!
Him describing a ‘blood curdling scream’ and another persona now living in his head, blaming the crash in him splitting with his missus!

Mental!

turbobloke

115,621 posts

282 months

Tuesday 28th March 2023
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Byker28i said:
Didn't GP at one point (or her lawyer) claim that the guy had deliberately crashed into her, between her legs and make grunting noises, something she had to retract in court saying he didn't sexually assault her...

Ah it was her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rm8bKs4zSA
There are candles available, cheaper than a ski resort wink

rfisher

Original Poster:

5,045 posts

305 months

Tuesday 28th March 2023
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Oo'ek (Yorkshire) someone's fiddled with my title.

It did say '(actress related)' but now it's '(Paltrow ski trial)'.

I feel violated.

Whom do I sue?

biglaugh

Mogul

3,058 posts

245 months

Tuesday 28th March 2023
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Scrump

23,710 posts

180 months

Tuesday 28th March 2023
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rfisher said:
Oo'ek (Yorkshire) someone's fiddled with my title.

It did say '(actress related)' but now it's '(Paltrow ski trial)'.

I feel violated.

Whom do I sue?

biglaugh
getmecoat