Chop if off

[Gecko1978]

https://news.sky.com/story/man-accused-of-filming-...

Basically some bloke's have been chopping bits off an filming it. Ring leader chopped his own leg off

[greygoose]

I’ve read some weird stuff on here but that takes the biscuit, gooseberry crumble for breakfast wtf?!

[smifffymoto]

There’s some weird fkers about!!!!

[gotoPzero]

smifffymoto said:

There’s some weird fkers about!!!!

I know, apple crumble is much more suited to breakfast.

[HRL]

gotoPzero said:

I know, apple crumble is much more suited to breakfast.

Just don’t forget the custard!

[Pflanzgarten]

Crikey one of those nut jobs is local to me!

[Gary29]

Some of those Scandinavians really do have some strange pastimes.

[Jasandjules]

You would have to be nuts to do that.

[Tango13]

HRL said:

gotoPzero said:

I know, apple crumble is much more suited to breakfast.

Just don’t forget the custard!

Do we really need to go to the extreme of calling custard just to prove which flavour crumble is best for breakfast?

[Raccaccoonie]

Why?

[s p a c e m a n]

Ah, I miss the BME Pain Olympics.

[shih tzu faced]

Bit daft choppping your whole leg off in one go. Surely better to start just above the ankle to see if you enjoy it and then work up the leg in slices. More enjoyable for you and better value for your punters. Win win!

[Alorotom]

There was one of their Eunuch / Null videos doing the rounds on WA/Telegram recently ... it wasn't an easy watch at all

[HRL]

Tango13 said:

HRL said:

gotoPzero said:

I know, apple crumble is much more suited to breakfast.

Just don’t forget the custard!

Do we really need to go to the extreme of calling custard just to prove which flavour crumble is best for breakfast?

I wasn’t calling custard, I was demanding custard. With crumble.

[TimmyMallett]

I wonder if Jason Plato is any good at making crumble?


Wasn't there a Stephen King short story about a surgeon being marooned on an island with no food and a massive amounted of Cocaine? That was a bit dark. I won't spoiler it but it ended up a bit *shiver*

Edited by TimmyMallett on Thursday 23 March 08:58

[Tango13]

TimmyMallett said:

I wonder if Jason Plato is any good at making crumble?


Wasn't there a Stephen King short story about a surgeon being marooned on an island with no food and a massive amounted of Cocaine? That was a bit dark. I won't spoiler it but it ended up a bit *shiver*

Edited by TimmyMallett on Thursday 23 March 08:58

'Survivor Type' iirc?

[Tango13]

HRL said:

I wasn’t calling custard, I was demanding custard. With crumble.

Are you always this tetchy when you don't get your early morning custard fix?

[Baldchap]

Alorotom said:

There was one of their Eunuch / Null videos doing the rounds on WA/Telegram recently ... it wasn't an easy watch at all

Definitely a tough wk to get over the line.

[rodericb]

Jeepers.

Anyway, if the people gave consent is it GBH? If not, what'll it be? Practicing medicine without a licence or something?

[Pflanzgarten]

rodericb said:

Jeepers.

Anyway, if the people gave consent is it GBH? If not, what'll it be? Practicing medicine without a licence or something?

I was going to ask where you draw the line but i guess this is it!

It takes some explaining as to why you want to do it but is it physically any different to someone wanting to remove body parts in order to look like the opposite sex?

I'm aware of certain preventative surgeries where someone may be predisposed to certain medical conditions (such as breast removal where cancer is expected) but I've no idea how this is organised.

Who is doing the surgery in this particular case? Is it self inflicted, or someone on a forum saying "I reckon I could do that, come on over on Friday night!"?