Killer otters

[eharding]

Otter kills young beavers released at Loch Lomond

The BBC said:

An otter is suspected to have killed two beaver kits released at Loch Lomond last month.

The kits, along with their parents and three siblings, were relocated from Tayside to a nature reserve as part of efforts to boost biodiversity.

The BBC said:

In a blog post about the deaths, the charity said young beavers were vulnerable to falling prey to otters, foxes, pine martens, birds of prey and large pike.

A Scottish Spokesbeaver said:

Screw that, we're staying in Tayside

A Loch Lomond Otter said:

Send more beavers.

[Mobile Chicane]

Nature, red in tooth and claw.

[otolith]

eharding said:

A Loch Lomond Otter said:

Send more beavers.

[ScotHill]

They should call a holt to it.

[ajprice]

Get it pitched as a sequel to this?



Zombeaver vs Killer Otters

Starring Gerard Butler and Karen Gillan because Scottish.

[IroningMan]

ScotHill said:

They should call a holt to it.

They otter do that, yes.

[dudleybloke]

Dam them!

[Bonefish Blues]

IroningMan said:

ScotHill said:

They should call a holt to it.

They otter do that, yes.

You tarka good fight you pair.

[gareth_r]

The otters will weasel our of any responsibility.

[Electro1980]

gareth_r said:

The otters will weasel our of any responsibility.

That is a stoataly unfair accusation, damming a whole species like that. They should loch you up for that.

[jet_noise]

I've just finished watching Lake Placid vs Anaconda.
I hadn't realised it was a prediction

[gareth_r]

Electro1980 said:

That is a stoataly unfair accusation, damming a whole species like that. They should loch you up for that.

You mustelid their cute little faces influence your opinion.

[Cold]

[Countdown]

Reminds me of my favorite curry - Chicken Tarka Masala

It's like Chicken Tikka Masala but a little 'otter

[munroman]

Wow, some of you guys have clearly been beavering away creating puns!

[redback911]

We've got otters close to where we live. They killed our friends turkey and will attack cats and small dogs. They catch toads and skin them leaving their heads attached, leaving little toad puppets along the river. Otters are right barstewards, but have great PR.

[rossub]

I like Beavers.

[MKnight702]

redback911 said:

We've got otters close to where we live. They killed our friends turkey and will attack cats and small dogs. They catch toads and skin them leaving their heads attached, leaving little toad puppets along the river. Otters are right barstewards, but have great PR.

I believe that otters use the same PR firm as dolphins. Unfortunately the orcas chose unwisely.

[Bonefish Blues]

MKnight702 said:

redback911 said:

We've got otters close to where we live. They killed our friends turkey and will attack cats and small dogs. They catch toads and skin them leaving their heads attached, leaving little toad puppets along the river. Otters are right barstewards, but have great PR.

I believe that otters use the same PR firm as dolphins. Unfortunately the orcas chose unwisely.

Terry Nutkins' fingers, that is all.