Eva Green and the s****y peasants from Hampshire
Discussion
Eva Green is being accused of being the worst kind of diva.
And saying nasty things about the producers of a movie and calling fellow actors ‘s
tty peasants from Hampshire’.
But you know what?
I don’t care what she does. I would crawl naked over a mile of urine-covered broken glass for a chance to lick rotting dog poo from the bottom of one of her stilettos.
And saying nasty things about the producers of a movie and calling fellow actors ‘s
tty peasants from Hampshire’. But you know what?
I don’t care what she does. I would crawl naked over a mile of urine-covered broken glass for a chance to lick rotting dog poo from the bottom of one of her stilettos.
SteveStrange said:
She's not wrong though. Portsmouth, Southampton, hardly bastions of gentry. (My mother is Portsmouth stock, before anyone says anything)
However, neither of those two cities are mentioned in her diatribe. Reading some of the reports about this civil case, she sounds like a typical head-up-own-arse diva and is now only claiming remorse due to be called out.
Cold said:
SteveStrange said:
She's not wrong though. Portsmouth, Southampton, hardly bastions of gentry. (My mother is Portsmouth stock, before anyone says anything)
However, neither of those two cities are mentioned in her diatribe. Reading some of the reports about this civil case, she sounds like a typical head-up-own-arse diva and is now only claiming remorse due to be called out.
SteveStrange said:
She's not wrong though. Portsmouth, Southampton, hardly bastions of gentry. (My mother is Portsmouth stock, before anyone says anything)
She (Eva Green) is half right, or half wrong I suppose. Portsmouth is definitely not gentrified, but is all the better for it. No airs or graces, what you see is what you get - even our football team tries hard but is hopeless. Everyone (including me as a lifelong supporter) admits it.Southampton is a grotty, soulless, grey waste of land. A place you go to to get somewhere else. A bastion of.........nothingness, but with delusions of grandeur. Its football team reflects that.
Anyway, I suspect Eva Green was really thinking of Basingstoke. A town that has all the charm of a dead dog, and smells worse. Truly awful place; you'd stay on the M3 southbound because Pompey or even (shudder) Southampton are better.
Brave Fart said:
SteveStrange said:
She's not wrong though. Portsmouth, Southampton, hardly bastions of gentry. (My mother is Portsmouth stock, before anyone says anything)
She (Eva Green) is half right, or half wrong I suppose. Portsmouth is definitely not gentrified, but is all the better for it. No airs or graces, what you see is what you get - even our football team tries hard but is hopeless. Everyone (including me as a lifelong supporter) admits it.Southampton is a grotty, soulless, grey waste of land. A place you go to to get somewhere else. A bastion of.........nothingness, but with delusions of grandeur. Its football team reflects that.
Anyway, I suspect Eva Green was really thinking of Basingstoke. A town that has all the charm of a dead dog, and smells worse. Truly awful place; you'd stay on the M3 southbound because Pompey or even (shudder) Southampton are better.
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Brave Fart said:
She (Eva Green) is half right, or half wrong I suppose. Portsmouth is definitely not gentrified, but is all the better for it. No airs or graces, what you see is what you get - even our football team tries hard but is hopeless. Everyone (including me as a lifelong supporter) admits it.
Southampton is a grotty, soulless, grey waste of land. A place you go to to get somewhere else. A bastion of.........nothingness, but with delusions of grandeur. Its football team reflects that.
Anyway, I suspect Eva Green was really thinking of Basingstoke. A town that has all the charm of a dead dog, and smells worse. Truly awful place; you'd stay on the M3 southbound because Pompey or even (shudder) Southampton are better.
I believe they filmed a pilot for a spin off series "CSI: Basingstoke", but realised the concept would never work as everyone who lived there shares the same DNA...Southampton is a grotty, soulless, grey waste of land. A place you go to to get somewhere else. A bastion of.........nothingness, but with delusions of grandeur. Its football team reflects that.
Anyway, I suspect Eva Green was really thinking of Basingstoke. A town that has all the charm of a dead dog, and smells worse. Truly awful place; you'd stay on the M3 southbound because Pompey or even (shudder) Southampton are better.
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