Marwell Zoo break in
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-64...
I was just watching BBC South Today with Mrs Diderot when this bizarre package came on. Incredulous. Normally parochial stories abound on the programme, but not tonight: apparently 2 utter fking cocktard morons broke into Marwell Zoo near Southampton. Footage shows one of the s filming himself throwing a bottle at a Giraffe which hits the animal on the neck (and later it gashes its leg by kicking a fence because of anxiety), and a Tiger is apparently very ‘agitated’, and a Penguin enclosure tampered with. £750 fine for each.
It’s a shame the Tiger wasn’t let loose on both of them (or the Giraffe for that matter). What kind of absolute waste of oxygen does this kind of thing? What so-called mind thinks up this kind of thing? And only £750 as a punishment?
I was just watching BBC South Today with Mrs Diderot when this bizarre package came on. Incredulous. Normally parochial stories abound on the programme, but not tonight: apparently 2 utter fking cocktard morons broke into Marwell Zoo near Southampton. Footage shows one of the s filming himself throwing a bottle at a Giraffe which hits the animal on the neck (and later it gashes its leg by kicking a fence because of anxiety), and a Tiger is apparently very ‘agitated’, and a Penguin enclosure tampered with. £750 fine for each.
It’s a shame the Tiger wasn’t let loose on both of them (or the Giraffe for that matter). What kind of absolute waste of oxygen does this kind of thing? What so-called mind thinks up this kind of thing? And only £750 as a punishment?
The biggest bellend is the defence:
James Riley, defending Green, said he was "at his core an animal lover" who had not deliberately attempted to cause suffering.
Not deliberately attempted to cause suffering? His client deliberately cut a fence to gain entry. He deliberately threw items at the animals. Is James Riley a moron? I really hate the legal system.
James Riley, defending Green, said he was "at his core an animal lover" who had not deliberately attempted to cause suffering.
Not deliberately attempted to cause suffering? His client deliberately cut a fence to gain entry. He deliberately threw items at the animals. Is James Riley a moron? I really hate the legal system.
off_again said:
Came for the Darwin Award candidate and was disappointed....
Damn, 750 quid for being a dick? Thats not much. Hardly a deterrent. Let me guess, unemployed and will do a payment plan for the fine? I could be wrong of course, but there is a 'profile'.
...and people who know them will defend them as "lovable rogues" Damn, 750 quid for being a dick? Thats not much. Hardly a deterrent. Let me guess, unemployed and will do a payment plan for the fine? I could be wrong of course, but there is a 'profile'.
Richard-390a0 said:
redback911 said:
Good job, Nathan Daniels and Bradley Green, you have significantly reduced your employment opportunities in the foreseeable future.
Which I'm sure they're more than happy about. Why work whilst the benefit system is so easily fleeced.Nathan Daniels and Bradley Green Really should have thought harder.
"James Riley, defending Green, said he was "at his core an animal lover" who had not deliberately attempted to cause suffering."
Clearly bks, he's an ADHD neet ratbag that doesn't care about anything other than Monster drinks and online pornography.
Clearly bks, he's an ADHD neet ratbag that doesn't care about anything other than Monster drinks and online pornography.
Edited by Jim the Sunderer on Friday 20th January 11:06
Jim the Sunderer said:
"James Riley, defending Green, said he was "at his core an animal lover" who had not deliberately attempted to cause suffering."
Clearly bks, he's an ADHD neet ratbag that doesn't care about anything other than Monster drinks and online pornography.
I’m surprised the eejit didn’t suggest that ‘James Riley was concerned that the giraffe was dehydrated so threw it a high energy drink’. Clearly bks, he's an ADHD neet ratbag that doesn't care about anything other than Monster drinks and online pornography.
Edited by Jim the Sunderer on Friday 20th January 11:06
Catastrophic Poo said:
The giraffe would have been good, have you seen a fking angry giraffe?!? Like a tall Mike Tyson.
I got knocked out cold by a giraffe once.Was in this zoo and standing in front of said giraffe for my photo when it just dropped it's head - like an anvil - onto the top of mine. Boom! Sparko! I can feel it even now, probably 45 years later.
Thinking back on it I was lucky - could have split my skull open or broke my neck. When I said "anvil" I wasn't kidding.
Dog Star said:
Catastrophic Poo said:
The giraffe would have been good, have you seen a fking angry giraffe?!? Like a tall Mike Tyson.
I got knocked out cold by a giraffe once.Was in this zoo and standing in front of said giraffe for my photo when it just dropped it's head - like an anvil - onto the top of mine. Boom! Sparko! I can feel it even now, probably 45 years later.
Thinking back on it I was lucky - could have split my skull open or broke my neck. When I said "anvil" I wasn't kidding.
(Dudley zoo, school visit, fill in work as you go round, elephant shed circa 1980).
I was writing resting on the barrier when a very soft incredibly strong trunk gently took the papers off me and conveyed them to the elephant's mouth.
Said elephant then observed my reaction and that of my schoolmates with evident amusement. Teacher (who was probably having a fag outside at the time) initially did not believe me but had to when the same story was confirmed by all 15 odd children present.
vikingaero said:
The biggest bellend is the defence:
James Riley, defending Green, said he was "at his core an animal lover" who had not deliberately attempted to cause suffering.
Not deliberately attempted to cause suffering? His client deliberately cut a fence to gain entry. He deliberately threw items at the animals. Is James Riley a moron? I really hate the legal system.
I understand everyone is entitled to legal representation and a defence, but surely this should not include blatant lying / BS.James Riley, defending Green, said he was "at his core an animal lover" who had not deliberately attempted to cause suffering.
Not deliberately attempted to cause suffering? His client deliberately cut a fence to gain entry. He deliberately threw items at the animals. Is James Riley a moron? I really hate the legal system.
Dog Star said:
Catastrophic Poo said:
The giraffe would have been good, have you seen a fking angry giraffe?!? Like a tall Mike Tyson.
I got knocked out cold by a giraffe once.Was in this zoo and standing in front of said giraffe for my photo when it just dropped it's head - like an anvil - onto the top of mine. Boom! Sparko! I can feel it even now, probably 45 years later.
Thinking back on it I was lucky - could have split my skull open or broke my neck. When I said "anvil" I wasn't kidding.
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