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Biker 1

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7,859 posts

125 months

Monday 28th November 2022
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It appears Monkey Pox has been renamed: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-63782514

Article says:

' the WHO has introduced advice on naming diseases.

It stresses the need to minimise unnecessary negative impact on trade, travel, tourism or animal welfare, and to avoid causing offence to any cultural, social, national or ethnic groups.'

Where to start on this one?

pincher

8,932 posts

223 months

Monday 28th November 2022
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So, no more bird flu?

Ntv

5,177 posts

129 months

Monday 28th November 2022
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Birdflu and Manflu should both be changed.

dudleybloke

20,383 posts

192 months

Monday 28th November 2022
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Are monkeys offended?

Rivenink

3,936 posts

112 months

Monday 28th November 2022
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Seems sensible.

Spanish Flu was so named just because it was the first country to actually acknowledge it. Didn't originate there at all.

Interesting to note that MPOX infections in the UK have declined significantly. Primarily due to the choices being made by those at most risk.

gregs656

11,226 posts

187 months

Monday 28th November 2022
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Rivenink said:
Seems sensible.

Spanish Flu was so named just because it was the first country to actually acknowledge it. Didn't originate there at all.

Interesting to note that MPOX infections in the UK have declined significantly. Primarily due to the choices being made by those at most risk.
Vaccine uptake was strong.

They were taking about renaming it months ago.

230TE

2,506 posts

192 months

Monday 28th November 2022
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I'm not very tall. The word "smallpox" offends me and has caused me distress. Where can I claim?

I guess we are supposed to use the scientific designation for all these flu-type viruses whose source we are no longer allowed to mention. Like "H5N1" which sounds a bit like the model number for a Japanese dive bomber. Oh wait, one of my ancestors was at Pearl Harbor. I'm triggered...

What really astonishes me is that in the middle of multiple global crises, there is a group of people (funded presumably by the taxpayer) who have the time to organise a series of meetings, create hundreds of Powerpoint slides, come to a decision and communicate it to the entire world, on a trifling point of semantics which will make absolutely zero difference either to the spread of the disease, or to the hurt feelings of monkeys. Is this some kind of global job creation scheme for otherwise useless university graduates?

Getragdogleg

9,043 posts

189 months

Monday 28th November 2022
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230TE said:
I'm not very tall. The word "smallpox" offends me and has caused me distress. Where can I claim?

I guess we are supposed to use the scientific designation for all these flu-type viruses whose source we are no longer allowed to mention. Like "H5N1" which sounds a bit like the model number for a Japanese dive bomber. Oh wait, one of my ancestors was at Pearl Harbor. I'm triggered...

What really astonishes me is that in the middle of multiple global crises, there is a group of people (funded presumably by the taxpayer) who have the time to organise a series of meetings, create hundreds of Powerpoint slides, come to a decision and communicate it to the entire world, on a trifling point of semantics which will make absolutely zero difference either to the spread of the disease, or to the hurt feelings of monkeys. Is this some kind of global job creation scheme for otherwise useless university graduates?
Everyone has to put food on the table. Some have an easier time of it than others.

Biggus thingus

1,358 posts

50 months

Monday 28th November 2022
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What about "Lazyitis"?

Next up will be velcro headboards and chocolate fire guards

Panamax

4,835 posts

40 months

Monday 28th November 2022
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Chicken Pox?

Smallpox?

Araldite?

Murph7355

38,733 posts

262 months

Monday 28th November 2022
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"Mpox was decided on after lengthy discussions between experts, countries and the general public".

Starts with Monkeypox. Moves to MPox. Genius. I hope those lengthy discussions were mostly drinking beer, eating pizza and watching movies, to come up with such a fantastic FOff alternative.

g3org3y

20,919 posts

197 months

Monday 28th November 2022
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///Marketing innit


TriumphStag3.0V8

4,038 posts

87 months

Tuesday 29th November 2022
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g3org3y said:
///Marketing innit

Yeah, but you just know that they will be sticking those badges on normal versions of the pox now and claiming to have an "M" when really all they have is a light cold.

M-Line Pox. Yours for just £199/month

Mojooo

12,980 posts

186 months

Tuesday 29th November 2022
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230TE said:
I'm not very tall. The word "smallpox" offends me and has caused me distress. Where can I claim?

I guess we are supposed to use the scientific designation for all these flu-type viruses whose source we are no longer allowed to mention. Like "H5N1" which sounds a bit like the model number for a Japanese dive bomber. Oh wait, one of my ancestors was at Pearl Harbor. I'm triggered...

What really astonishes me is that in the middle of multiple global crises, there is a group of people (funded presumably by the taxpayer) who have the time to organise a series of meetings, create hundreds of Powerpoint slides, come to a decision and communicate it to the entire world, on a trifling point of semantics which will make absolutely zero difference either to the spread of the disease, or to the hurt feelings of monkeys. Is this some kind of global job creation scheme for otherwise useless university graduates?
I think you have totally missed the point

Monkeypox has a bit of a nasty connotation to it

By making it sound nicer they want people who have it or might get it come forward/take vaccines - to stop the spread

TBH I am surprised they have only just abbreviated it to Mpox and not given it a totally new name.

Smiler.

11,752 posts

236 months

Tuesday 29th November 2022
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Botulism next on the list then, surely.

croyde

23,741 posts

236 months

Tuesday 29th November 2022
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Mojooo said:
I think you have totally missed the point

Monkeypox has a bit of a nasty connotation to it

By making it sound nicer they want people who have it or might get it come forward/take vaccines - to stop the spread

TBH I am surprised they have only just abbreviated it to Mpox and not given it a totally new name.
The Pox, a much nicer ring to it don't ya think smile

shih tzu faced

2,597 posts

55 months

Tuesday 29th November 2022
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Mojooo said:
230TE said:
I'm not very tall. The word "smallpox" offends me and has caused me distress. Where can I claim?

I guess we are supposed to use the scientific designation for all these flu-type viruses whose source we are no longer allowed to mention. Like "H5N1" which sounds a bit like the model number for a Japanese dive bomber. Oh wait, one of my ancestors was at Pearl Harbor. I'm triggered...

What really astonishes me is that in the middle of multiple global crises, there is a group of people (funded presumably by the taxpayer) who have the time to organise a series of meetings, create hundreds of Powerpoint slides, come to a decision and communicate it to the entire world, on a trifling point of semantics which will make absolutely zero difference either to the spread of the disease, or to the hurt feelings of monkeys. Is this some kind of global job creation scheme for otherwise useless university graduates?
I think you have totally missed the point

Monkeypox has a bit of a nasty connotation to it

By making it sound nicer they want people who have it or might get it come forward/take vaccines - to stop the spread

TBH I am surprised they have only just abbreviated it to Mpox and not given it a totally new name.
You both make good points and you’re both right.

It it was decreed that Monkeypox needed re-naming, just give it as a project to a sixth form college and let the bright 16-18 year olds discuss it and come up with a shortlist of names. For free.

But as usual they go all round the houses, spunk an absolute fortune and come up with something that is quite frankly sh!te.

Also as per usual far too late, far too slow, the cat (or monkey) is well and truly out of the bag and everyone & his brother will forever call it Monkeypox anyway ffs.

Honestly these people are morons.

Rivenink

3,936 posts

112 months

Tuesday 29th November 2022
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How much exactly did it cost?

How many people will now seek treatment/ get a vaccine because the name has changed?

How many will now not catch the disease because people felt less stigmatised getting treatment/a vaccine?




rodericb

7,089 posts

132 months

Tuesday 29th November 2022
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Mojooo said:
230TE said:
I'm not very tall. The word "smallpox" offends me and has caused me distress. Where can I claim?

I guess we are supposed to use the scientific designation for all these flu-type viruses whose source we are no longer allowed to mention. Like "H5N1" which sounds a bit like the model number for a Japanese dive bomber. Oh wait, one of my ancestors was at Pearl Harbor. I'm triggered...

What really astonishes me is that in the middle of multiple global crises, there is a group of people (funded presumably by the taxpayer) who have the time to organise a series of meetings, create hundreds of Powerpoint slides, come to a decision and communicate it to the entire world, on a trifling point of semantics which will make absolutely zero difference either to the spread of the disease, or to the hurt feelings of monkeys. Is this some kind of global job creation scheme for otherwise useless university graduates?
I think you have totally missed the point

Monkeypox has a bit of a nasty connotation to it

By making it sound nicer they want people who have it or might get it come forward/take vaccines - to stop the spread

TBH I am surprised they have only just abbreviated it to Mpox and not given it a totally new name.
So when is Chickenpox going to be renamed Cpox? What happens after the next twenty four poxes are renamed? What happens in countries without the standard roman alphabet? If it's inferred that sniggersome folk are equating the catching of monkepox with the partaking of, ahem, congress with monkeys then what in the actual fk do they think about chickenpox, bird flu, swine flu.....?

Anyway, it seems like this renaming thing has been a long-term grift as the WHO has been at this for a good seven years at least: https://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/09/health/who-reac...

williamp

19,498 posts

279 months

Tuesday 29th November 2022
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Mojooo said:
I think you have totally missed the point

Monkeypox has a bit of a nasty connotation to it

By making it sound nicer they want people who have it or might get it come forward/take vaccines - to stop the spread

TBH I am surprised they have only just abbreviated it to Mpox and not given it a totally new name.
Thats not how vaccines work anymore, remember??

Anyhow, wear a mask and follow the arrows.