Tories investigate claims MP watched pornography in Commons

[bitchstewie]

I mean just how fking stupid would you have to be.

Tories investigate claims MP watched pornography in Commons chamber

[pquinn]

bhstewie said:

I mean just how fking stupid would you have to be.

Tories investigate claims MP watched pornography in Commons chamber

That's pretty special even for that place.

Guess they were hoping no-one would notice another wker in a building full of them.

[MikeM6]

I wonder if it was a WhatsApp video they were sent, many people getting caught out by them!

To be honest, these things do not shock me anymore, a few years back some serious judges were sacked for watching porn at work, one of whom I had worked with resigned about the same time and was implicated. Shocking behaviour.

I like how various opposition party members immediately jump on the sexism bandwagon though, how do they know it wasn't LGBTQ porn?

[Timothy Bucktu]

It's getting a bit silly now really. I mean, what will they try and come up with next.
It's almost as if there's some elections looming...

[valiant]

Isn’t the Commons the proper place for a mass debate?

[randlemarcus]

valiant said:

Isn’t the Commons the proper place for a mass debate?

If that wasn't lifted from Twitter, chapeau sir.

[Brave Fart]

valiant said:

Isn’t the Commons the proper place for a mass debate?

ISWYDT.

[Biggy Stardust]

One important question not addressed: is the claim true?

If so then sack the clown for gross misconduct. If not then penalise the accuser for false claims.

[Jimbo.]

Just described by one MP on the radio as “A stain on Parliament…”

Well, quite

[eldar]

valiant said:

Isn’t the Commons the proper place for a mass debate?

They do go onan and on.

[Electro1980]

Timothy Bucktu said:

It's getting a bit silly now really. I mean, what will they try and come up with next.
It's almost as if there's some elections looming...

Really? You think a Tory MP has made this up?

[poo at Paul's]

Sure it wasnt "Basic Instinct"?

[DMN]

I'm sure Tory Party HQ is currently instructing their MP's to say it was a work related wk.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Please, let it be Rees-Mogg. Please!!

[Electro1980]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Please, let it be Rees-Mogg. Please!!

Surely more people would have noticed one of these:

[frisbee]

Was it the video of Boris frolicking topless on the beach?

[the tribester]

Surely just an honourable gentleman/woman researching the 'Sharon Stone moment' they'd heard so much about recently.

[loafer123]

If I had to listen to Captain Hindsight wittering on about Partygate for weeks on end, I’d probably be tempted to distract myself in inappropriate ways, too.

[hidetheelephants]

Electro1980 said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Please, let it be Rees-Mogg. Please!!

Surely more people would have noticed one of these:

Not very portable.

[Murph7355]

Electro1980 said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Please, let it be Rees-Mogg. Please!!

Surely more people would have noticed one of these: