Sir Gavin Williamson!

[rjfp1962]

Just heard that Johnson has awarded ex education secretary Gavin Williamson a knighthood.....! Why...?!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-60609646

[Highway Star]

For services to fireplace sales?

Words fail me. He must have some serious sh*t on Bojo.

[V1nce Fox]

The damage he’s done to education cannot be overstated.

[Murph7355]

Farcical.

Williamson's a bellend.

[CoolHands]

Outrageous. I mean they’re all ridiculous and outrageous but this really caps it.

I’d love to meet one of these s and call them a useless to their face

[xcentric]

and you thought it was just Russia that was corrupt?

[CooperD]

Absolutely ridiculous. Rewarded for failure. Next thing they'll be giving Chris Grayling a peerage.

[abzmike]

Perhaps his manifest talents could be applied to Ukraine…

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-43402531

OK, maybe not…

[dandarez]

Christ alive, you don't have to make stuff up anymore!

Mind you, the world has gone mad recently.

Didn't useless Williamson have a pet tarantula in his office when May was PM? Before she gave him the bullet.

[Genuine Barn Find]

Highway Star said:

For services to fireplace sales?

Words fail me. He must have some serious sh*t on Bojo.

Naaaah, peerages for the boys..... probably part of his good bye handshake.... once the dust had settled on his train wreck of a tenure.

[randlemarcus]

V1nce Fox said:

The damage he’s done to education cannot be overstated.

For balance, can you name an Education Secretary the profession has welcomed with open arms, and seen go with a tear in your eye over the last 40 years?

[Vanden Saab]

it is just Boris trolling Bercow...

[leef44]

Perhaps Gavin stood up and said "I didn't go to the Christmas party because we were in lockdown and I felt it was right to follow this guildeline which we have set"

Boris replies "jeez, you have really high moral standards, you deserve a knighthood!"

[Mr.Chips]

FFS! If I had known that you had to be sacked from 2 really important jobs as part of the qualifying criteria for a knighthood, I would have been a bigger ahole during my working life. Never being sacked in 42 years of working, where did I go wrong?

[Genuine Barn Find]

Mr.Chips said:

FFS! If I had known that you had to be sacked from 2 really important jobs as part of the qualifying criteria for a knighthood, I would have been a bigger ahole during my working life. Never being sacked in 42 years of working, where did I go wrong?

They just said “goodbye” to you.....

[V1nce Fox]

randlemarcus said:

V1nce Fox said:

The damage he’s done to education cannot be overstated.

For balance, can you name an Education Secretary the profession has welcomed with open arms, and seen go with a tear in your eye over the last 40 years?

No, but pretty much every single one prior to him has been an order of magnitude more competent/less damaging.

[GetCarter]

If you want to be knighted, you just need to know where all the skeletons are buried. Arise Sir Gavin.

[Fast and Spurious]

Lots of bitter people on here. I'm certain he worked harder than you lot. Well done to him I say.

[V1nce Fox]

Fast and Spurious said:

Lots of bitter people on here. I'm certain he worked harder than you lot. Well done to him I say.

I had a front row seat for the considerable damage he did to a significant number of kids.

He can go fk himself.

[James6112]

Fast and Spurious said:

Lots of bitter people on here. I'm certain he worked harder than you lot. Well done to him I say.

Nice Try