Anyone got a male chastity gadget?

[worsy]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-54436575

I have to ask why would you?

[V8covin]

I know of a bloke who used to put his tackle in some kind of cage while watching his wife have sex with another man .
Nowt stranger than folk

[williamp]

I cant work out how that works...

[coppernorks]

The great Paul Calf , [when he and Julie were still together] would try to stave off an early climax by looking at a picture of
Esther Rantzen.

" made it worse, I shot me f***ing load "

[eharding]

worsy said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-54436575

I have to ask why would you?

The BBC said:

The internet-linked sheath has no manual override, so owners might have been faced with the prospect of having to use a grinder or bolt cutter to free themselves from its metal clamp.

Prime Darwin Award territory - not likely to completely remove you from the gene pool, but possibly stop you from polluting it any further....

[PurpleTurtle]

Bug ironically discovered by some penetration test specialists!

[Dogwatch]

PurpleTurtle said:

Bug ironically discovered by some penetration test specialists!

Surely, frustrated pen testers?

[hutchst]

A wife?

[Getragdogleg]

Wedding ring.

100% effective.

[ReallyReallyGood]

Might actually allow me to get some work done at home

[Troubleatmill]

Just do a hard reset.

[Darth Paul]

My face!

[WindyCommon]

ReallyReallyGood said:

Might actually allow me to get some work done at home

I can see employers mandating these as part of WFH contracts. Seems reasonable.

[loskie]

the mother in law!

[Genuine Barn Find]

Getragdogleg said:

Wedding ring.

100% effective.

Children.....

A friend of a friend of a friend met and married a really hot, curvy, petit red head. She made it clear from the off that she wasn’t an angel in the kitchen, but my friend soon discovered that her talents lay elsewhere.

He was hungry, but happy..... and married her.

Then children arrived.

He’s still hungry

[crofty1984]

Darth Paul said:

My face!

Dan, beat me to it!

Darth Paul's face.

[Terminator X]

worsy said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-54436575

I have to ask why would you?

How did you "happen" to find this on the internet

TX.

[CubanPete]

Genuine Barn Find said:

Getragdogleg said:

Wedding ring.

100% effective.

Children.....

A friend of a friend of a friend met and married a really hot, curvy, petit red head. She made it clear from the off that she wasn’t an angel in the kitchen, but my friend soon discovered that her talents lay elsewhere.

He was hungry, but happy..... and married her.

Then children arrived.

He’s still hungry

There were a number step changes in character that kicked in when the golden band went on.

[hotchy]

The way I see it is, if she wants one of those on your bits then shes gonna be playing with them alot more than a normal partner would so win win. She must be a right naughty one aswel.

[worsy]

Terminator X said:

worsy said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-54436575

I have to ask why would you?

How did you "happen" to find this on the internet

TX.

It was brazenly on Page 1 of the BBC news site