Michael Barrymore in bid to buy Massachusetts swimming pool

[Kermit power]

Where better to lose an unwanted party guest?

[poo at Paul's]

Incredible isnt it! They say "no health risk" but this is from the same country that flushed away 8 Million gallons of water last week cos some bloke took a waz in it!

Unbeliveble.

And as for the inspection being done........ "cloudy" WTF. Poor woman was black even surely, maximising the chances of being spoted dead in a blue pool.