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The real Apache

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39,731 posts

314 months

Tuesday 28th June 2011
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You have to wonder...with the utter shambles that is Libya, our leaders total incompetence in taking us into a scrap that a blind mans dog could see would turn into rat st and cost hundreds of millions, their attempt to pull us out of a recession by laying off thousands and sending billions to S Africa and Pakistan, bailing out the PIIGS, an acronym given to those countries by folk who knew would not be able to compete in the Eurozone.....who is pulling the strings?
I may not like the man but Cameron can't be this thick, he's making every wrong turn there is in an effort to wreck the country, right now he could fall into a bucket of tits and come out sucking his thumb, wtf is going on?

Four Litre

2,174 posts

222 months

Tuesday 28th June 2011
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Ive been asking the same questions for years...

Immigration - Lets bring in loads of unskilled people so we can pay for them to stay here. Actually let them go home when they've had enought but leave them on the payroll.
Wars - Lets get involved in pointless wars that will cost lives and billions of £££.
Energy - Lets not bother with this - we can ensure that we have to buy it off others at great expense. Ideally so were totally f**&ed when the price goes up and we cant say no.
Transport - Lets make it as hard as possible to get about, especially on the roads, put in loads of dead ends and speedhumps , get rid of any free parking and make driving an ordeal where possible. While you there, only run trains offering half the capacity that are actually required.
Religion - Lets knock up a load of mosques as thats what the majority want, weve always wanted to 'get involved' with Islam. I was lost without it.
Olympics - We're totally skint, cant afford to pay the bills, lets host the olympics and spend billions that wont be coming back.
Police - Lets let everyone off lightly for henious crimes, afterall its not their fault.... Lets getout there and catch a few motorists doing 34 in a 30, make them pay....
Education - Whahahahahahahaha. Who needs to learn about something useful for mankind, lets do meedja studies or something equally fekin useless
Jobs - Outsource all jobs where possible, ideally to india, afterall none of our children will need jobs, lets give them all away.
Money - Lets give it away, ideally to coutries who arent as skint as us and have space programmes we cant afford. Afterall its not like we need it!
Defence - Who needs that - afterall theres nothing left to nick!

Truly amazing - my cat could do a better job.

..............and relax.



Edited by Four Litre on Tuesday 28th June 21:37

vladcjelli

3,370 posts

188 months

Tuesday 28th June 2011
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Four Litre said:
Truly amazing - my cat could do a better job.
The campaign trail starts here



But I do agree with pretty much everything you were on about.

Honk

2,005 posts

233 months

Tuesday 28th June 2011
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Four Litre said:
Ive been asking the same questions for years...

Immigration - Lets bring in loads of unskilled people so we can pay for them to stay here. Actually let them go home when they've had enought but leave them on the payroll.
Wars - Lets get involved in pointless wars that will cost lives and billions of £££.
Energy - Lets not bother with this - we can ensure that we have to buy it off others at great expense. Ideally so were totally f**&ed when the price goes up and we cant say no.
Transport - Lets make it as hard as possible to get about, especially on the roads, put in loads of dead ends and speedhumps , get rid of any free parking and make driving an ordeal where possible. While you there, only run trains offering half the capacity that are actually required.
Religion - Lets knock up a load of mosques as thats what the majority want, weve always wanted to 'get involved' with Islam. I was lost without it.
Olympics - We're totally skint, cant afford to pay the bills, lets host the olympics and spend billions that wont be coming back.
Police - Lets let everyone off lightly for henious crimes, afterall its not their fault.... Lets getout there and catch a few motorists doing 34 in a 30, make them pay....
Education - Whahahahahahahaha. Who needs to learn about something useful for mankind, lets do meedja studies or something equally fekin useless
Jobs - Outsource all jobs where possible, ideally to india, afterall none of our children will need jobs, lets give them all away.
Money - Lets give it away, ideally to coutries who arent as skint as us and have space programmes we cant afford. Afterall its not like we need it!
Defence - Who needs that - afterall theres nothing left to nick!

Truly amazing - my cat could do a better job.

..............and relax.

Spot on.



Edited by Four Litre on Tuesday 28th June 21:37

NismoGT

1,634 posts

220 months

Tuesday 28th June 2011
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Four Litre said:
Ive been asking the same questions for years...

Immigration - Lets bring in loads of unskilled people so we can pay for them to stay here. Actually let them go home when they've had enought but leave them on the payroll.
Wars - Lets get involved in pointless wars that will cost lives and billions of £££.
Energy - Lets not bother with this - we can ensure that we have to buy it off others at great expense. Ideally so were totally f**&ed when the price goes up and we cant say no.
Transport - Lets make it as hard as possible to get about, especially on the roads, put in loads of dead ends and speedhumps , get rid of any free parking and make driving an ordeal where possible. While you there, only run trains offering half the capacity that are actually required.
Religion - Lets knock up a load of mosques as thats what the majority want, weve always wanted to 'get involved' with Islam. I was lost without it.
Olympics - We're totally skint, cant afford to pay the bills, lets host the olympics and spend billions that wont be coming back.
Police - Lets let everyone off lightly for henious crimes, afterall its not their fault.... Lets getout there and catch a few motorists doing 34 in a 30, make them pay....
Education - Whahahahahahahaha. Who needs to learn about something useful for mankind, lets do meedja studies or something equally fekin useless
Jobs - Outsource all jobs where possible, ideally to india, afterall none of our children will need jobs, lets give them all away.
Money - Lets give it away, ideally to coutries who arent as skint as us and have space programmes we cant afford. Afterall its not like we need it!
Defence - Who needs that - afterall theres nothing left to nick!

Truly amazing - my cat could do a better job.

..............and relax.

You have my vote. Spot on that.



Edited by Four Litre on Tuesday 28th June 21:37

Caulkhead

4,938 posts

187 months

Tuesday 28th June 2011
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The real Apache said:
You have to wonder...with the utter shambles that is Libya, our leaders total incompetence in taking us into a scrap that a blind mans dog could see would turn into rat st and cost hundreds of millions, their attempt to pull us out of a recession by laying off thousands and sending billions to S Africa and Pakistan, bailing out the PIIGS, an acronym given to those countries by folk who knew would not be able to compete in the Eurozone.....who is pulling the strings?
I may not like the man but Cameron can't be this thick, he's making every wrong turn there is in an effort to wreck the country, right now he could fall into a bucket of tits and come out sucking his thumb, wtf is going on?
Yes, damn our idiotic leaders for involving us to stop Gadaffi murdering thousands of civilians to stop their uprising for the political freedom to choose their own leader. Damn fool. What kind of moron reduces the public sector just because many of the jobs were created entirely to massage the unemployment figures and we can no longer afford them. Idiots. And while we're on it, why the hell would we provide 'aid' to countries that spend billions on arms. I mean it's not like we're the second largest arms exporting country in the world is it? Cretins. Oh and that PIIGs thing - what kind of tt tries to spend relatively small amounts of money to stop countries that owe us relatively large amounts of money going under and defaulting? Complete fkwits that's who!

wink

Police State

4,378 posts

250 months

Tuesday 28th June 2011
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Four Litre said:
Ive been asking the same questions for years...

Immigration - Lets bring in loads of unskilled people so we can pay for them to stay here. Actually let them go home when they've had enought but leave them on the payroll.
Wars - Lets get involved in pointless wars that will cost lives and billions of £££.
Energy - Lets not bother with this - we can ensure that we have to buy it off others at great expense. Ideally so were totally f**&ed when the price goes up and we cant say no.
Transport - Lets make it as hard as possible to get about, especially on the roads, put in loads of dead ends and speedhumps , get rid of any free parking and make driving an ordeal where possible. While you there, only run trains offering half the capacity that are actually required.
Religion - Lets knock up a load of mosques as thats what the majority want, weve always wanted to 'get involved' with Islam. I was lost without it.
Olympics - We're totally skint, cant afford to pay the bills, lets host the olympics and spend billions that wont be coming back.
Police - Lets let everyone off lightly for henious crimes, afterall its not their fault.... Lets getout there and catch a few motorists doing 34 in a 30, make them pay....
Education - Whahahahahahahaha. Who needs to learn about something useful for mankind, lets do meedja studies or something equally fekin useless
Jobs - Outsource all jobs where possible, ideally to india, afterall none of our children will need jobs, lets give them all away.
Money - Lets give it away, ideally to coutries who arent as skint as us and have space programmes we cant afford. Afterall its not like we need it!
Defence - Who needs that - afterall theres nothing left to nick!

Truly amazing - my cat could do a better job.

..............and relax.
Edited by Four Litre on Tuesday 28th June 21:37
You are yesterday's man. Tomorrow belongs to the New Britons. At least you'll be able to say you was at the end of it, rather than its beginning.



skwdenyer

18,707 posts

270 months

Tuesday 28th June 2011
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Police State said:
You are yesterday's man. Tomorrow belongs to the New Britons. At least you'll be able to say you was at the end of it, rather than its beginning.
And who, pray, are the 'New Britons'? How do I spot them in the wild?

Fittster

20,120 posts

243 months

Wednesday 29th June 2011
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skwdenyer said:
Police State said:
You are yesterday's man. Tomorrow belongs to the New Britons. At least you'll be able to say you was at the end of it, rather than its beginning.
And who, pray, are the 'New Britons'? How do I spot them in the wild?
Musical reference?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNMVMNmrqJE

Don't think CMD is planning to go quite that far (although I feel some on PH might approve of the sentiment)

dandarez

14,037 posts

313 months

Wednesday 29th June 2011
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Police State said:
Four Litre said:
Ive been asking the same questions for years...

Immigration - Lets bring in loads of unskilled people so we can pay for them to stay here. Actually let them go home when they've had enought but leave them on the payroll.
Wars - Lets get involved in pointless wars that will cost lives and billions of £££.
Energy - Lets not bother with this - we can ensure that we have to buy it off others at great expense. Ideally so were totally f**&ed when the price goes up and we cant say no.
Transport - Lets make it as hard as possible to get about, especially on the roads, put in loads of dead ends and speedhumps , get rid of any free parking and make driving an ordeal where possible. While you there, only run trains offering half the capacity that are actually required.
Religion - Lets knock up a load of mosques as thats what the majority want, weve always wanted to 'get involved' with Islam. I was lost without it.
Olympics - We're totally skint, cant afford to pay the bills, lets host the olympics and spend billions that wont be coming back.
Police - Lets let everyone off lightly for henious crimes, afterall its not their fault.... Lets getout there and catch a few motorists doing 34 in a 30, make them pay....
Education - Whahahahahahahaha. Who needs to learn about something useful for mankind, lets do meedja studies or something equally fekin useless
Jobs - Outsource all jobs where possible, ideally to india, afterall none of our children will need jobs, lets give them all away.
Money - Lets give it away, ideally to coutries who arent as skint as us and have space programmes we cant afford. Afterall its not like we need it!
Defence - Who needs that - afterall theres nothing left to nick!

Truly amazing - my cat could do a better job.

..............and relax.
Edited by Four Litre on Tuesday 28th June 21:37
You are yesterday's man. Tomorrow belongs to the New Britons. At least you'll be able to say you was at the end of it, rather than its beginning.
Who does 'today' belong to then?

Police State

4,378 posts

250 months

Wednesday 29th June 2011
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skwdenyer said:
And who, pray, are the 'New Britons'? How do I spot them in the wild?
have you tried Gumtree?

http://www.gumtree.com/p/flats-houses/xx-mature-st...

let me know if you need any more...

Edited by Police State on Wednesday 29th June 00:23

fathomfive

11,242 posts

220 months

Wednesday 29th June 2011
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The real Apache said:
right now he could fall into a bucket of tits and come out sucking his thumb
I'm going to go read the rest of the thread, but I love this phrase smile

don4l

10,058 posts

206 months

Wednesday 29th June 2011
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The real Apache said:
I may not like the man but Cameron can't be this thick,
He isn't thick. He just doesn't give a damn.

He is a career politician with almost no principles. A bit like Tony Blair was.


Don
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Elroy Blue

8,845 posts

222 months

Wednesday 29th June 2011
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Caulkhead said:
Yes, damn our idiotic leaders for involving us to stop Gadaffi murdering thousands of civilians to stop their uprising for the political freedom to choose their own leader. Damn fool. What kind of moron reduces the public sector just because many of the jobs were created entirely to massage the unemployment figures and we can no longer afford them. Idiots. And while we're on it, why the hell would we provide 'aid' to countries that spend billions on arms. I mean it's not like we're the second largest arms exporting country in the world is it? Cretins. Oh and that PIIGs thing - what kind of tt tries to spend relatively small amounts of money to stop countries that owe us relatively large amounts of money going under and defaulting? Complete fkwits that's who!

wink
That's right. Lets's give corrupt countries billions so they can buy arms form a (largely US)corrupt company called Bae Systems, which has systematically screwed the UK taxpayer at every opportunity. Meanwhile, our armed forces haven't got tuppennce to rub together.

JMGS4

8,932 posts

300 months

Wednesday 29th June 2011
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skwdenyer said:
And who, pray, are the 'New Britons'? How do I spot them in the wild?
Simples
People who are so short sighted to strike or vote Labour/Liberal/Green
People who are gullible enough to believe in AGW when we're apparently headed for an ice-age...
People who drive Priii (?)
People who actually think they can get money for doing SFA
People who wear sandals with socks
Yoghurt weavers and sandalistas
Anyone who reads magazines about "A" lister idiots....
Chavs, s, gypsies, professional doleites, and the general unwashed...
The list is unending....

Digga

48,455 posts

313 months

Wednesday 29th June 2011
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don4l said:
He isn't thick. He just doesn't give a damn.

He is a career politician with almost no principles. A bit like Tony Blair was.


Don
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Like archetypal impractical academics - towering tallents of intellect incapable of changing a light bulb or a wheel on their car - contemporary career politicans of all colours share many of the same 'blind spots'.

Chief amongst their weaknesses is an isolation from reality, especially with relation to commercial matters. Most have moved straight from academia into roles within the political or governmental system. The few that do have links to 'business' will invariably have worked for very large organisations or otherwise established their links purely by being closely connected to those who do. Almost to a man/woman, the major parties lack front benchers with any experience or detailled knowledge of the small business spectrum; which is why they fail spectacularly at encouraging enterprise or stopping the st storm of red tape.

The system is also very London-centric and always has been. When London was dominated by trade rather than government offices, this was no bad thing, but these days it offers a further degree of isolation from the realities within the provinces; the cappalliing education system, the dire transport infrastructure, the consequences of uncontrolled immigration and son on. Factors which hinder all types of trade and commerce.

Ploiticans aren't all dumb, they just don't really know.