UK General Election '24 - Results Watch Thread

[Roderick Spode]

Exit poll - SNP 10 seats!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[P-Jay]

Not total obliteration for the Tories then, but it’s still a massive landslide. 13 seats for Reform is more than I can remember from any previous polls.

I wonder if Farage will get a seat, 8 times the charm or whatever they say.

[Vanden Saab]

Talk tv on YouTube with Julia heartless Brewer... via the telly. No need to watch the biased broadcasting company.

[borcy]

Exit polls suggest reform have done far better than the polls suggested, 13 seats.

[Dingu]

Vanden Saab said:

Talk tv on YouTube with Julia heartless Brewer... via the telly. No need to watch the biased broadcasting company.

No wonder your brains are addled watching that idiot.

[Randy Winkman]

I'm on C4 with Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Emily Maitlis, Alastair Campbell, Harriet Harman, Rory Stewart, Kwasi Kwarteng and Nadine Dorries. Everyone trying to twist it to suit their bias. As expected I guess. Dorries going on a bout Boris Johnson as I write. And now accusing Alistair Campbell of being sexist by suggesting she needs to get over him.

[JagLover]

From what Sky news is saying Labour share of the vote quite a bit lower than 2017 based on exit polls.

[MiniMan64]

Randy Winkman said:

I'm on C4 with Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Emily Maitlis, Alastair Campbell, Harriet Harman, Rory Stewart, Kwasi Kwarteng and Nadine Dorries. Everyone trying to twist it to suit their bias. As expected I guess. Dorries going on a bout Boris Johnson as I write. And now accusing Alistair Campbell of being sexist by suggesting she needs to get over him.

Dorries is certifiably mental.

[Speed 3]

Randy Winkman said:

I'm on C4 with Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Emily Maitlis, Alastair Campbell, Harriet Harman, Rory Stewart, Kwasi Kwarteng and Nadine Dorries. Everyone trying to twist it to suit their bias. As expected I guess. Dorries going on a bout Boris Johnson as I write. And now accusing Alistair Campbell of being sexist by suggesting she needs to get over him.

Same here, Dorries is hysterical (funny not Victorian "insanity"...)

[PlywoodPascal]

Lols

[anonymoususer]

Ian Duncan Smith may well lose his seat
I think he will go quietly

[Wiccan of Darkness]

On a percentage basis, the SNP are the ones who have been well and truly gutted. Despite being 400 miles from scotland, I'm laughing my ass off.

Quite a few big shots I'm deliciously hoping get the boot. Also hoping Penny Mordaunt retains her seat as she's probably the best bet for the new tory leadership.

How does this compare to 1997? Bit too young to recall that one.

[Truckosaurus]

In the race for first announcement: A ballot box has been delivered in Blythe by a bright blue Focus RS.

[TeaNoSugar]

anonymoususer said:

Ian Duncan Smith may well lose his seat
I think he will go quietly

It’s time for the quiet man (to leave quietly by the back door)!

[PlywoodPascal]

Wiccan of Darkness said:

On a percentage basis, the SNP are the ones who have been well and truly gutted. Despite being 400 miles from scotland, I'm laughing my ass off.

Quite a few big shots I'm deliciously hoping get the boot. Also hoping Penny Mordaunt retains her seat as she's probably the best bet for the new tory leadership.

How does this compare to 1997? Bit too young to recall that one.

I fecking hope so re SNP

[l354uge]

JagLover said:

From what Sky news is saying Labour share of the vote quite a bit lower than 2017 based on exit polls.

People weren't voting Labour because they liked what they saw from them, they just knew they really didn't like what they saw from the Tories. Labour need to do well to remember that and get on and make some change for the better.

Wonder how much Baker is getting paid for being publically humiliated on the BBC?

[Barchettaman]

Vanden Saab said:

Talk tv on YouTube with Julia heartless Brewer... via the telly. No need to watch the biased broadcasting company.

That’s got to be a wind-up.

[PlywoodPascal]

That red Vauxhall meriva thing (??) needs a bit of a polish

[Roderick Spode]

Wiccan of Darkness said:

On a percentage basis, the SNP are the ones who have been well and truly gutted. Despite being 400 miles from scotland, I'm laughing my ass off.

Believe me, this could be game changing news up here. The loss of short money from -38 MPs could well bankrupt an already struggling party.

[Rick_1138]

My evening setup.



Also..lol