General Election July 2024

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119

7,497 posts

39 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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p1stonhead said:
119 said:
p1stonhead said:
Didn’t realise Blair was up for election on Thursday.
Whoooooooooooosh
That doesn’t mean what you think it does
I can’t help you understand it.

Oh well.

Have another.

911Spanker

1,388 posts

19 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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borcy said:
119 said:
p1stonhead said:
borcy said:
911Spanker said:
I would love a proper Conservative government but this lot are useless.

I can't and will never vote Labour.

So it means I will sit at home on Thursday. At least I save an hour of my life.
Your nearest polling station is an hour round trip?
He could be the Tories only target demographic these days in fairness.

I.e he might have a walking frame.
lol at people thinking the whole country has a polling station within a few yards of their homes.
I'm pretty sure no one said that.
I live in the country. It's an hour round trip.

Time that can be better spent.

p1stonhead

26,078 posts

170 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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What’s he so worried about?



Oh, maybe this…


Speed 3

4,824 posts

122 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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p1stonhead said:
Would be sweet if they were edged into 3rd by the LD's.

p1stonhead

26,078 posts

170 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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Speed 3 said:
p1stonhead said:
Would be sweet if they were edged into 3rd by the LD's.
It would be absolutely perfect.

Labour should give 5 people money to defect across if it’s close hehe

Edited by p1stonhead on Tuesday 2nd July 21:42

S600BSB

5,723 posts

109 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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Speed 3 said:
p1stonhead said:
Would be sweet if they were edged into 3rd by the LD's.
That’s 7 too many for Reform though. Need to keep them out.

Carl_VivaEspana

12,519 posts

265 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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pingu393 said:
I have so many hypothetical questions bouncing around my little brain...

Where will Jeremy Corbyn sit in Parliament?
Will the Tories be the official opposition?
Will they even come third, and at least get a couple of questions in PMQs?
What happens if war is declared against us after 6pm on a Friday?
Will I get 25% cash free on my pension at Christmas, or will Rachel have blocked it by then?
What will the upper limit be on my ISAs?
Will premium bond winnings remain tax free?
Will the VED on my Range Rover be more than £2 per day?
Will this thread be closed by the Mods on Friday morning?
The only question I have is whether my election watching strategy will be to nod off until 3am and then start drinking or drink until 3am and then nod off.

In 2024, the best approach might be to wake up at 7am and simply skim through the previous 8 hours of streaming content whilst consuming a healthy, balanced breakfast.

but then if I did that I would miss out on all the drama......

MiniMan64

17,196 posts

193 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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The Conservative campaigning this week has got decidedly desperate.

S600BSB

5,723 posts

109 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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MiniMan64 said:
The Conservative campaigning this week has got decidedly desperate.
I think it’s been pretty desperate for a while tbh. Shapps effectively conceded the election over a week ago.

p1stonhead

26,078 posts

170 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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clap


Master Bean

3,767 posts

123 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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I've had 2 labour leaflets through my door.




In just one day!

pingu393

8,238 posts

208 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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p1stonhead said:
This could get very interesting. If it is this close, what happens if either Lab MPs or Tory MPs defect to LD, who will get 6 questions at PMQs and who will get 2?

Are the LDs in ideological opposition to Lab? Not by much.

jingars

1,102 posts

243 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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Sir Ed Davey steps it up - and out - for his final stunt of the campaign.

Rick_1138

3,735 posts

181 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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If the Lib Dems could get to 2nd party, what a time it would be.

Ive voted Tory several times and Lib dem a few too, mainly in recent times as anti SNP votes in the Moray seat, however after the shambles the Tories have been in the last 6 odd years, they need this drubbing to happen.

Solocle

3,425 posts

87 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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jingars said:


Sir Ed Davey steps it up - and out - for his final stunt of the campaign.
rofl

Beati Dogu

8,996 posts

142 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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S600BSB said:
MiniMan64 said:
The Conservative campaigning this week has got decidedly desperate.
I think it’s been pretty desperate for a while tbh. Shapps effectively conceded the election over a week ago.
Nobody is even listening any more. It’s clearly even worse than 1997 for them.

Apart from ‘97, I’ve pretty much always voted for them, but I hope they die in a fire. If I wanted a bunch of woke, incompetent, globalist traitors, I would have voted Labour or Lib Dem in the first place.

CraigyMc

16,635 posts

239 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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Solocle said:
jingars said:


Sir Ed Davey steps it up - and out - for his final stunt of the campaign.
rofl
At least post the Alan Eustace record smile

Cobracc

3,384 posts

153 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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MiniMan64 said:
The Conservative campaigning this week has got decidedly desperate.
They've whipped their Johnson out one last time...



Mr Penguin

2,067 posts

42 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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pingu393 said:
This could get very interesting. If it is this close, what happens if either Lab MPs or Tory MPs defect to LD, who will get 6 questions at PMQs and who will get 2?

Are the LDs in ideological opposition to Lab? Not by much.
It would be difficult for the Lib Dems to really oppose Labour since many of their seats would be only be won through voters in those seats preferring Labour to the Lib Dems but voting tactically against the Conservatives.
Aside from the question of how anyone would form an effective opposition with just 60 MPs, in the Lib Dem case when at least 75% of whom don't even know where the toilets are.

CraigyMc

16,635 posts

239 months

Tuesday 2nd July
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p1stonhead said:
What’s he so worried about?
That's from https://www.survation.com/survation-mrp-labour-99-...
The chart that tells the story clearly is this one;