BBC News this morning...OMG!!!!!

[Penny-lope]

The fact she's gone quiet....do you think she's been banned from P&P already?

[Cara Van Man]

Well I haven't hit the report button.

It's all meant in good humour.


I'm sure. At least I think I'm sure.

[Cara Van Man]

Actually, a scarey thought has just crossed my mind.

She may not be posting because she's heading towards me.

[Munter]

Cara Van Man said:

10 Pence Short said:

Cara Van Man said:

It's not often the hunter becomes the hunted.

More a case of the munter becomes the munted?

Cheers, Brad.

OI! I resem...etc etc

[jshell]

Rammage back then?

[sprinter885]

Cara Van Man said:

Actually, a scarey thought has just crossed my mind.

She may not be posting because she's heading towards me.

Hide the Bunny -DO IT NOW



..or find it simmering nicely in a pot on your own hob.

[Cara Van Man]

jshell said:

Rammage back then?

If only. he's a kindred spirit.

this lady seems to be....erm......how do i put it?

Extreme.

[DrTre]

Cool, this is the new countryside sport of CVM lamping.

[GTIR]

I just got your username car van man..
Doh and indeed doh.

[Stephikins]

Blimey o' riley, reactions a tad extreme on here methinks, unless I am being too soft!!! ''Weird''?? *Sniffle* I only wanted to have some fun whilst waiting to use the bathroom!!!!
I was up early this morning and bored stless, and happened to read BBC news website, when I clocked the story about the taxi driver rapist...decided to play about with words a bit for a giggle just to make some peeps smile...blimey, what responses I got, eh!!? Perhaps I am just being a sensitive girly...
Never been called a stalker before...flippin' 'eck...only chap I'm obsessed with is my partner

I've been oop London all day with beloved, browsing St Martin's Lane model shop and Motor books and braving the crowds in Cybercandy, and didn't expect any replies, if I'm honest!!

Again...blimey o' riley, I'm off for a glass of vino!!

Edited by Stephikins on Saturday 14th March 18:54

[gazza_3]

Stephikins said:

Blimey, reactions a tad extreme on here methinks!!! Weird?? I was up early this morning, and happened to read BBC news website, when I clocked the story about the taxi driver rapist...decided to play about with words a bit for a giggle just to make some peeps smile...blimey, what strange responses I got, eh!!?
Never been called a stalker before...flippin' 'eck...only chap I'm obsessed with is my partner

I've been oop London all day with beloved, browsing St Martin's Lane model shop and Motor books, and didn't expect any replies, if I'm honest!!

Again...blimey!!

Does the name Wildcat mean anything to you?

Edited by gazza_3 on Saturday 14th March 18:53

[stuart-b]

Stephikins said:

Blimey o' riley, reactions a tad extreme on here methinks, unless I am being too soft!!! ''Weird''?? *Sniffle* I only wanted to have some fun whilst waiting to use the bathroom!!!!
I was up early this morning and bored stless, and happened to read BBC news website, when I clocked the story about the taxi driver rapist...decided to play about with words a bit for a giggle just to make some peeps smile...blimey, what responses I got, eh!!? Perhaps I am just being a sensitive girly...
Never been called a stalker before...flippin' 'eck...only chap I'm obsessed with is my partner

I've been oop London all day with beloved, browsing St Martin's Lane model shop and Motor books and braving the crowds in Cybercandy, and didn't expect any replies, if I'm honest!!

Again...blimey o' riley, I'm off for a glass of vino!!

Edited by Stephikins on Saturday 14th March 18:54

You hit a soft spot, that's why

[Stephikins]

Um...erm...eh? Only the groovy 4x4 that I have seen hooning about in Sussex...oh poo, where is this leading...

[Stephikins]

Sorry if I offended anyone...I shall stick to being all fluffy wuffy and giggling about bunnies (NOT BOILING THEM, YOU G*TS!!!) and Carebears.

WOMEN, KNOW YOUR LIMITS!!

[Frederick]

At least she's cute looking though... mad as a box of frogs but cute!

I could think of worse stalkers!

eta - 1200th post

Edited by Frederick on Saturday 14th March 19:09

[Stephikins]

I have a French/Polish/Irish/East End blood, was raised in Esseeex and I have worked in the medical/caring profession for over 10 years...of course I am certifiably 'nanas, jeesh.




As for that bloomin' pic of me, I was tiddly (ruddy cheeks - check. Wonky eyes - check. Shiny bonce - check. Imagining that I look hot but actually look pants - check).

Best bog off now, as this P&P gets quite addictive, and I evidently get carried away, oh, and that bottle of wine needs to be opened!!

[Afriend]

Cara Van Man said:

jshell said:

Rammage back then?

If only. he's a kindred spirit.

this lady seems to be....erm......how do i put it?

Extreme.

You're not flattered?
Just a tad?

Stephikins looks a bit like the bint off Emmerdale,although exceedingly more attractive.

[Stephikins]

Right, I have put a better pic on there...a beloved DS with a V8

[Cara Van Man]

Afriend said:

Cara Van Man said:

jshell said:

Rammage back then?

If only. he's a kindred spirit.

this lady seems to be....erm......how do i put it?

Extreme.

You're not flattered?
Just a tad?

Stephikins looks a bit like the bint off Emmerdale,although exceedingly more attractive.

I am flattered, but only in the sense that Steph thinks she can have a good laugh with me, as she's shown.

Right Steph, about this bumming

[Swilly]

Cara Van Man said:

Well I haven't hit the report button.

It's all meant in good humour.


I'm sure. At least I think I'm sure.

You've been out-stalked and now... you appear a bit apprehensive maybe !?

Makes you wonder doesn't it what it's like on the other side of the weirdness.

I think stephinikins whatever her name is has done a great job.