This week, I've been mostly trying to watch......
This week, I've been mostly trying to watch......
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The Hypno-Toad

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12,926 posts

221 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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The Di Vinci Code on Channel Five.

And it is the biggest load of cock I've ever seen!!! Its even worse than the book and that's saying something!

Can't believe people paid money to watch/read this garbage. Its like its been written by a 12 year old who's swallowed a dictionary..

Mind you, its Citizen Kane compared to Marley & Me..

Gun

13,432 posts

234 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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Yep, I've tried to watch The Da Vinci Code a couple of times now but I just can't make it all the way through, Tom Hanks doesn't do many stinkers but this is certainly one of them.

The Hypno-Toad

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12,926 posts

221 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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Caving a nun's head in with a block of stone at 20-45 on a Sunday night. Nice.

Nobody You Know

8,422 posts

209 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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I watched at t'cinema with an ex, Jesus titty fking christ was it dull!

It just went on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on..... and then it goes on for another fking hour!!!!!!!!!

The Hypno-Toad

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12,926 posts

221 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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Now Amelie's turned into a Vulcan and her blouse has changed colour mid scene.

robinhood21

30,934 posts

248 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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Thanks for the input - I have recorded it but don't think I shall bother watching it now.

MartG

21,887 posts

220 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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Watched the first 5 mins, then gave up. I had a similar reaction to the book, gave up after 7 pages

Killer2005

20,245 posts

244 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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One of the worse films I've seen along with the first Harry Potter film

Nobody You Know

8,422 posts

209 months

Monday 11th May 2009
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Killer2005 said:
One of the worse films I've seen along with the first Harry Potter film
I'd rather watch Harry Potter, thats how bad the da Vinci Code is.

Anyone else who sat through it go and watch the South Park episode 'Fantastic Easter Special' a great parody and way more entertaining.

The Hypno-Toad

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12,926 posts

221 months

Monday 11th May 2009
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Gave up about an hour and a bit in. Hanks & Amelie were like rabbits trapped in the headlights. Talking at 100mph lines that didn't make any sense, in a film that didn't make any sense.

As I said before, not as bad as Marley & Me but very nearly.

Jasandjules

71,212 posts

245 months

Monday 11th May 2009
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I quite enjoyed the book, but the film was not so good...

Hairspray

6,225 posts

223 months

Monday 11th May 2009
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I watched the film, and didn't really understand it. Then I read the book, thought it was fantastic, and now I understood what was going on, I watched the film again. It is an utter load of tosh! A huge letdown after the book.

I hope Angels and Demons isn't more of the same, becuase that is one of my all time favourite books...

skylinecrazy

13,986 posts

210 months

Monday 11th May 2009
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I liked it.

whistle

Evil Jack

1,632 posts

244 months

Monday 11th May 2009
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Absolutely dire film.

I once watched both that and 'Mr and Mrs Smith' in the same week.
A long week that was...

him_over_there

970 posts

222 months

Monday 11th May 2009
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Terrible film.

It's one of those movies where the characters have to explain everything.

He's wearing a sock, a sock is a garment worn by people to keep their feet warm. Feet - The part of a person below the ankle used to walk upright. Walking - the process of putting one leg in front of the other.

Every scene they are explaining stuff.

Dire.

Mr Heathen

403 posts

213 months

Monday 11th May 2009
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Find it hard to believe Hanks has agreed to do a second part of this steaming pile...

The Hypno-Toad

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12,926 posts

221 months

Monday 11th May 2009
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him_over_there said:
Terrible film.

It's one of those movies where the characters have to explain everything.

He's wearing a sock, a sock is a garment worn by people to keep their feet warm. Feet - The part of a person below the ankle used to walk upright. Walking - the process of putting one leg in front of the other.

Every scene they are explaining stuff.

Dire.
rofl

Bullett

11,053 posts

200 months

Tuesday 12th May 2009
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I thought it was better than the book (I didn't have a high opinion of the book). The whole explaining thing was in the book as well I just thought it worked better in video than words.

It did do the Lord of the Rings multiple ending thing. Just. Finish. Now.

Tome Hanks is doing it for the money I would think.

Mr.Jimbo

2,083 posts

199 months

Saturday 16th May 2009
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skylinecrazy said:
I liked it.

whistle
Budge up a bit, I'll join ya... whistle

Going to see angels and demons tomorrow, can't wait!