Funniest single line in a movie

[SpudLink]

What is the funniest single line in any movie?
Doesn’t have to be a great movie, or even a comedy.

Airplane has so many it’s hard to pick one.

The others that come to mind are very dependent on the context of the film. For example “nobody’s perfect” at the end if Some Like It Hot. Or Steve Martin’s “I couldn’t f*ck a gorilla” in The Man With Two Brains.

Over to you.

[spitfire-ian]

From Blade: "Some mutherfkers are always trying to ice-skate uphill"

[DKS]

I always thought the summing up of Billy Madison's end quiz was so eloquently insulting and therefore hilarious.

“What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

[ikarl]

Borat - "my wife"

Monty Python - "t'is just a flesh wound"

first two that come to mind

[GAjon]

“Yes I use a machine gun”

[the cueball]

Oh... Hercules,Hercules,Hercules,Hercules,Hercules

[Dermot O'Logical]

"I thought you said that your dog didn't bite!"

"That is not my dog..."

One of the Pink Panther films. Can't remember which one, but the above exchange was between Clouseau and a hotel receptionist played by Graham Stark.

[ozzuk]

For some reason 'I have bulimia' followed by Zoolander's 'You can read people's minds?!' had me in tears first watch.

Too many to quote from Naked Gun films, or aeroplane.

[Skii]

Oh, God! I want to kill you right now! If you didn't know this combination, you would be so dead right now, it would be unbelievable!

Night at the Museum 2

[forsure]

'I'll have what she's having'

When Harry met Sally

[Milkyway]

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off".
(Michael Caine - The Italian Job)

"We have a bleeder."
(Firefighter -There's Something About Mary)

"I hope you're not using the toilet, it's broken...it doesn't flush".
(Dumb & Dumber... After Harry got 'laxed' by Lloyd).

Edited by Milkyway on Thursday 23 July 17:17

[STe_rsv4]

during a "brutal" fight scene in the OG roadhouse " I used to fk guys like you in prison"

[remedy]

To set the scene...

"You sold a dead bird to a blind kid? Petey didn't even have a head?"

"Harry, I took care of it"

Cuts to blind kid in a wheelchair stroking a dead bird with its head sellotaped on

"Pretty bird, pretty bird, Polly wanna cracker?"

That final line on my first watch of D&D had me rolling around and crying so much so that my Dad came to see if I was ok.

Even now I'm having to control myself and I'm at work.

[Dave Hedgehog]

Remember Sully When I promised to kill you last?.... I lied!

[anonymous-user]

Pick a Marx brothers film and pause it. Anywhere.

[CountyLines]

Don't call me Shirley.

[LunarOne]

[C5_Steve]

"You look like the kind of guy who'd fk a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you..."

I'm still in tears by the end of that scene every time.

[CountyLines]

C5_Steve said:

"You look like the kind of guy who'd fk a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you..."

I'm still in tears by the end of that scene every time.

Improvised too, according to legend.

[DKS]

ozzuk said:

For some reason 'I have bulimia' followed by Zoolander's 'You can read people's minds?!' had me in tears first watch.

Too many to quote from Naked Gun films, or aeroplane.

"What is this, a centre for ants?! The centre needs to be.... at least three times bigger than this!"