On screen annoyances - fake sounds, stupid placements...
On screen annoyances - fake sounds, stupid placements...
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Davie_GLA

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6,716 posts

215 months

Saturday 31st May
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Not sure this will take off but it's annoying me enough to see what the PH Movie Hive Mind might think and let me convince my wife that when i get annoyed it's justified!

I'll start.

Cups and containers that are clearly empty.

Scene: someone hands someone else a freshly bought coffee, large and would be roasting hot. The guy takes it, puts to his mouth and takes a massive swig or a wee sip. Nothing registers.

Then what spurred this thread - the cups are quite clearly empty and you can see this by the way the get put on the surface and when they miss to edit the sound you can hear it's an empty cup. Makes my teeth itch!

Next up is screeching tyres on grass and gravel. They have edited out the gravel sound and put the squeals over the top of it!

What you got?

croyde

24,904 posts

246 months

Saturday 31st May
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Motorbikes!

When some little Motocross style bike sounds like a thundering 4 cyl with loud pipes.

Super sports bikes in close up to see they have knobblies on, yet in the wide shots they have cut slicks.

Cars are similar when a 4pot sounds like a V8.

Films set in the near past with cars/bikes that weren't made yet.

Also war films, war on drugs films set in the 80s where soldiers are carrying M4 rifles which weren't in use until the mid 90s.

laugh

bergclimber34

1,463 posts

9 months

Saturday 31st May
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I have never really understood why in films cars and bikes are usually drowned out with the wrong sound, this has been the case for decades, a few have done it right, notably Ronin and a few others.

I guess it must be stock sounds and availability and maybe the difficulty of using real sound in a take and then making it work on film? It must be surely or all directors would not do it!!

If you watch enough films you do hear stock sounds, explosions, rubble, gunshots, punches. one fave is Harrison Ford he seems to have his own branded punch sounds from Indiana Jones and if you listen carefully it is even used on Force Awakens at times, makes me laugh, I don't think it takes anything away from the films, it just could be better.

ChocolateFrog

32,238 posts

189 months

Saturday 31st May
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It's the subtle mechanical sounds that get me. Like a door latching. It's always so loud as the sound so crisp that you know they've just clicked on door locking sound from the library of sounds they all must use.

Papers being rustled is another one.

rdjohn

6,739 posts

211 months

Saturday 31st May
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Drive to Survive. The overdubbing of the sound has become as intolerable as the 10s clip editing.

Furbo

1,608 posts

48 months

Saturday 31st May
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Davie_GLA said:
Not sure this will take off but it's annoying me enough to see what the PH Movie Hive Mind might think and let me convince my wife that when i get annoyed it's justified!

I'll start.

Cups and containers that are clearly empty.

Scene: someone hands someone else a freshly bought coffee, large and would be roasting hot. The guy takes it, puts to his mouth and takes a massive swig or a wee sip. Nothing registers.

Then what spurred this thread - the cups are quite clearly empty and you can see this by the way the get put on the surface and when they miss to edit the sound you can hear it's an empty cup. Makes my teeth itch!

Next up is screeching tyres on grass and gravel. They have edited out the gravel sound and put the squeals over the top of it!

What you got?
It's artistic licence.

Binoculars have forever shown overlapping circles when, in reality, they don't.

Car driving scenes with the driver sawing away at the wheel to remain in a straight line.

Etc.

DJFish

5,999 posts

279 months

Saturday 31st May
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Davie_GLA

Original Poster:

6,716 posts

215 months

Saturday 31st May
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Furbo said:
It's artistic licence.

Binoculars have forever shown overlapping circles when, in reality, they don't.

Car driving scenes with the driver sawing away at the wheel to remain in a straight line.

Etc.
Ah yes, i should have added the sawing at the wheel thing. I just think to myself that they really must get the play in the bushes looked at pronto.

75Black

1,028 posts

98 months

Saturday 31st May
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The fake "lorry horn" sound. Hear it a lot in Top Gear and The Grand Tour, you can tell because it always sounds like an American truck horn even though the lorry is European. And the fact that lorries don't often just randomly blow their horn passing the other way.

shirt

24,451 posts

217 months

Saturday 31st May
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everyone in tv land always answers the phone within 3 rings, or else has their answerphone kick in with a handy message hinting at where they are.

similarly, response to any text message [they haven't got whatsapp yet] is almost instant.

if the above is ignored, it means the person is dead.



chrisch77

840 posts

91 months

Saturday 31st May
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OP, If you are interested in the behind the scenes process that deals with things like the sound effects on films an TV then it is worth listening to the Rest Is Entertainment podcast. Things like actors eating and drinking on camera were covered in recent Q&A episodes.

Scrump

23,485 posts

174 months

Saturday 31st May
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Maybe not quite what the OP is referring to but the container cranes in the background of the film Dunkirk really annoyed me.

Davie_GLA

Original Poster:

6,716 posts

215 months

Saturday 31st May
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chrisch77 said:
OP, If you are interested in the behind the scenes process that deals with things like the sound effects on films an TV then it is worth listening to the Rest Is Entertainment podcast. Things like actors eating and drinking on camera were covered in recent Q&A episodes.
Thanks for that. I’ll check that out.

derektrimblitz

317 posts

177 months

Saturday 31st May
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70’s and 80’s porn films. It annoys me because the noises seem to be overdubbed. Plus they all say Ooh Ya in a German accent.

Super Sonic

9,934 posts

70 months

Saturday 31st May
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derektrimblitz said:
70 s and 80 s porn films. It annoys me because the noises seem to be overdubbed. Plus they all say Ooh Ya in a German accent.
Hadn't noticed that. Will have to do some research.

Panamax

6,575 posts

50 months

Saturday 31st May
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Filing cabinets. In the real world filing cabinets are packed with files. In almost anything on screen someone has to reach in to pick up the prop from the bottom of the drawer.

Lifts. When did you last see a hatch in the roof of a real lift?

Geffg

1,299 posts

121 months

Saturday 31st May
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Every car beeps with the same noise on locking unlocking when in reality no modern cars do

tim0409

5,305 posts

175 months

Saturday 31st May
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I like watching crime documentaries and quite often they show text messages being typed, complete with keyboard clicks and the sending swoosh. It drives me mad but then I suffer from Misophonia. Another sound that I particularly hate is wine being poured into a glass (the glug glug sound)

Edited by tim0409 on Saturday 31st May 14:27

Warhavernet

221 posts

3 months

Saturday 31st May
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A crashed car and a single wheel spinning are my favourite, must be an in-joke among the movie making fraternity.

BlindedByTheLights

1,718 posts

113 months

Saturday 31st May
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The Hunted with the fake v8 engine noises for diesel xc90’s.