The Movie Name Game

[davhill]

We've had this before but it's always good for a giggle. Change one word in a film's title so it fits an explanation of its new content.

Here goes...

The story of a dozen professional handbell ringers and the international competition they won.
Twelve Jangly Men

The biopic of a popular lady ventriloquist.
The Full Conti

A drama about a team of soldiers with wartime experience that quashed a rebellion in a holday location.
The Heroes of Centre Parcs

and...

The harrowing tale of a poor chap who developed a gangrenous haemorrhoid.
The Green Pile

All yours folks

[SlidingSideways]

The tale of a tough New York cop with a hatred of cattle:

Die Herd

[DRFC1879]

How about just removing one letter?

Money doesn't buy you happiness, you can live a life of joy on the breadline:
Eternal Sunshine of the Potless Mind.

[Tankrizzo]

One man's testicles get caught in a flux capacitor and hilarity ensues:

Sack to the Future

[P5BNij]

Comedy crime caper where Michael Caine's mob of cheeky chappies steal a crane right under the noses of the Mafia -

The Italian Jib

[Amused2death]

One man's search for atonement after letting his dog eat the Sunday roast....

The Sheepshank Redemption.

[Pixel Pusher]

Inspector Jacques Clouseau investigates the murder of Mr. Benjamin Ballon's driver at a country estate...but gets caught short in the grounds...

Blake Edwards presents...A st in the Park

[Radec]

A desperate mother with nothing to feed her kids at home and getting late for her evening weight watchers class has to settle with getting some fish and chips from the local chippy.

No Time to Fry

Vegetarian cook Vikram Dhundi from the most rural India who lives in a poor shanty town travels to the bright lights of London to visit a reporter who's doing a story on him, he is....

Cook-a-dahl Dundee

[Roofless Toothless]

I would have thought this thread would have been Nonsequitur’s idea of a wet dream, but so far, he hasn’t shown up.

Do you think, perhaps, he has blown a fuse in his brain?

[Super Sonic]

Film about a man w a magnificent sausage
The Magnificent Sausage
Film about an everlasting sausage and a clean mind
Eternal Sausage of the Spotless Mind
Film about a racing zeebra
Sausages
Film about a cut mark on a face
Sausageface
ETA, was just about to start a similar thread...

Edited by Super Sonic on Tuesday 9th November 18:02

[Ryyy]

Super Sonic said:

Film about a man w a magnificent sausage
The Magnificent Sausage
Film about an everlasting sausage and a clean mind
Eternal Sausage of the Spotless Mind
Film about a racing zeebra
Sausages
Film about a cut mark on a face
Sausageface
ETA, was just about to start a similar thread...

Edited by Super Sonic on Tuesday 9th November 18:02

You like your sausage related titles dont you

What about the worlds fastest sausage, the film where a man called burt sets out to build the worlds fastest sausage and eventually sets a land speed world record with it

Edited by Ryyy on Tuesday 9th November 18:29

[48k]

One mans quest to brew the best of the best juniper-based spirit.
Top Gin.

[DRFC1879]

Out of work alcoholic actor wiles away his days calculating the integers of a mathematical constant:
Withnail and Pi

[Frenchda]

The roman general who was forced to work as a gardener.

Gladioli

[DRFC1879]

Cyborg sent back from the future to lay synthetic wooden flooring:
The Laminator

[davhill]

DRFC1879 said:

Cyborg sent back from the future to lay synthetic wooden flooring:
The Laminator

I thought he worked at Kew Gardens as...The Germinator.

[P5BNij]

Steve McQueen enters 24 hour race and is unhappy at coming second -

'Le Moans'

Alec Guinness rents a car and bumps off several of his relatives -

'Kind Hertz & Coronets'

'A' list cast parachute into the low countries to capture strategically vital white goods -

'A Fridge Too Far'

[Earl of Hazzard]

How about the story of a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future, for one lucky lady.

The Sherminator

[HighwayToHull]

What about movie titles with one letter missing?



Quest For Fir – one man's search for the perfect Christmas tree

The Truman Sow – retired fast bowler takes up pig farming on a very small scale

It's A Wonderful Lie – Tony Blair undertakes a lecture tour

Tom Raider – the adventures of a young housebreaker named Thomas

The Italia Job – Bernie restores a classic sports car

Monte Carlo Or Bus – slightly more interesting remake of Summer Holiday

Ginger Naps – a redhead suffers from narcolepsy

Man in the Moo – porno film about cattle farming

Sleepless In Settle – forced to spend the night on a sofa, Meg Ryan gets terrible insomnia

Lying Down To Rio – Tony Blair's lecture tour reaches Brazil

The Iron Lad – science fiction prequel

Met Joe Black – fantasy romance sequel

Sons And Overs – teenage brothers try to follow in the footsteps of their cricketer father

Racing Strips – competitive burlesque dancing

The Spy Who Loved M – 007 has an affair with his boss

Morning Gory – a slasher movie, set at sunrise

The Lying Scotsman – Gordon Brown takes Tony Blair's place on the lecture tour

Horton Hears A Ho – I don't think we want to go into that

[Super Sonic]

Ryyy said:

You like your sausage related titles dont you

What about the worlds fastest sausage, the film where a man called burt sets out to build the worlds fastest sausage and eventually sets a land speed world record with it

Edited by Ryyy on Tuesday 9th November 18:29

Yes I was looking for an idea for a follow up thrread when this appeared :-)