Quote it up with Phoenix Nights

[Justin Cyder]

I'm going through this again on the box sets, classic and so brilliantly scripted.

Get back you bd, I'll break your legs! Hoooonk!

Baldy bouncer...baldy, baldy...

[Blackpuddin]

come and get your black bin bags
long and black and slender
come and get your black bin bags
straight or gay or bender

[Captain Answer]

"Get back ya bd, I'll break your legs!"

[Blackpuddin]

Ooh yes, that's a good one, here's another, er:
'Get back ya bd, or I'll break your legs.'
I might have another one too, hang on.

[Justin Cyder]

The divers watch. £16.99, the divers watch.

[Blackpuddin]

Yep, I knew I had another one, here it is:

come and get your black bin bags
long and black and slender
come and get your black bin bags
straight or gay or bender

[Blackpuddin]

Can you hear me now? I'm on the bus

Edited by Blackpuddin on Wednesday 27th June 14:45

[Blackpuddin]

He's Jerry the Berry, Perry.

[Justin Cyder]

It's a ten foot cock and balls, man!

[option click]

"I've been in showbusiness for twenty years, I know a drunk horse when I see one"

"I'm getting the word...... nonce"

[KrazyIvan]

"Go ahead, splash your cream in her headlights"
"'s Gerrys Tape this, it's Gerrys"

[miniman]

Blackpuddin said:

straight or gay or bender

Whether bi or straight or bender.

Jim Bowen: soralium.

[Blackpuddin]

miniman said:

Blackpuddin said:

straight or gay or bender

Whether bi or straight or bender.

Jim Bowen: soralium.

Oops, funny how you mis-remember things as you get older, my wrong version scans better though.

[miniman]

Can't remember the precise line, but when they are doing Talent Trek and Kenny Senior is doing Britney Spears -

"There wasn't a schoolgirl costume in the box"

[Justin Cyder]

Ray-Von explaining his Bingo machine: "Guts of an 'Oover".

[miniman]

On the mechanical bull:

"It'll be stting money".

[omgus]

Love Pheoonix Nights

[Rabbo]

Fireman (after the club burnt down) Looks as though it was a discarded fag.
Lesley: What's happened?
Brian Potter: Some queer's burnt me club down lesley

[Trevelyan]

Restaurant flower seller: Flower for the lady?
Potter: fk Off!

[hedgefinder]

"never you mind what that smell is.." - potter being rescued from stairlift