The Simpsons favourite bits thread

The Simpsons favourite bits thread

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OlberJ

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14,101 posts

240 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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Feel this is the appropriate place for this. As per the animated GIF thread it would seem there are a few SimpsonHeads on here so thought we could try a little game of name that episode.

Nae googling as that would just spoil it. And we're off. You guess right, you get to do the next one.

"Bart!"

ppppppaaaaaarrrrrrp!

".....Well, that shut me up."

Seti

1,926 posts

211 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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Homer finds Bart and Lisa fighting and splits them up.

Homer - 'What were you fighting about?'
Lisa - 'We were fighting over who loves you more!'

Homer - 'Aaah, carry on then'

Lisa -'you love him more!'
Bart - 'No, you love him more!'

OlberJ

Original Poster:

14,101 posts

240 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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Shut up brain or i'll stab you with a cue tip.

Oily Nails

2,932 posts

207 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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Lisa practising her saxophone disturbs Marge daydreaming on the couch about a romantic novel...

Marge: "Lissaaa pleease stop that.."
Lisa: "But mom I have to practise.."
Marge: "I know hunni but I sacrificed a perfectly good camera for for your father to fix for some quiet...

Cuts to Homer in the garage trying to fix the camera by holding drill atop it whislt trying to hit it with a hammer
Homer: "Careful....eassssy...."
WHACK

Camera instantly breaks into a hundred pieces

Homer: "hmmmmmmm........ need a bigger drill..."


rofl

sums up so many incidents of DIY disaster

BrabusMog

20,555 posts

193 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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Man takes football to the groin.


The Count

3,305 posts

270 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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hesnotthemessiah

2,121 posts

211 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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My favourite bit was really an entire episode. Only ever seen it once and not sure what it was called (perhaps someone could enlighten me)?

Homer had (accidentally) killed an alligator called General Sherman (I think) and the family had to go on the run and hooked up with some hillbilly types. Where an older mother type had taken them under her wing etc etc. Can't remember how it ended (as it was quite a while ago) but there was one classic line from the older hillbilly woman;

"You're insincere, I like that"!

biggrin

MiniMan64

17,502 posts

197 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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The Indiana Jones homage and the Tiger-repelling rock.

Marf

22,907 posts

248 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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Homer talking to the kids, bart is eating a candy bar

"Kids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey -- put it away, boy! -- situation."

Marf

22,907 posts

248 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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MiniMan64 said:
Tiger-repelling rock.
hehe

"That's specious reasoning, dad"
"Thankyou honey"

dougc

8,240 posts

272 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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hesnotthemessiah said:
My favourite bit was really an entire episode. Only ever seen it once and not sure what it was called (perhaps someone could enlighten me)?

Homer had (accidentally) killed an alligator called General Sherman (I think) and the family had to go on the run and hooked up with some hillbilly types. Where an older mother type had taken them under her wing etc etc. Can't remember how it ended (as it was quite a while ago) but there was one classic line from the older hillbilly woman;

"You're insincere, I like that"!

biggrin
General Sherman was the name of a Catfish in Season 2
nerd

Marf

22,907 posts

248 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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BrabusMog said:
Man takes football to the groin.
"Barneys film had heart, but football to the groin had a football to the groin."


Sorry, I'll stop now, I could go on all night laugh

OlberJ

Original Poster:

14,101 posts

240 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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hesnotthemessiah said:
My favourite bit was really an entire episode. Only ever seen it once and not sure what it was called (perhaps someone could enlighten me)?

Homer had (accidentally) killed an alligator called General Sherman (I think) and the family had to go on the run and hooked up with some hillbilly types. Where an older mother type had taken them under her wing etc etc. Can't remember how it ended (as it was quite a while ago) but there was one classic line from the older hillbilly woman;

"You're insincere, I like that"!

biggrin
Sure it's out in the Florida glades and they all turn into hicks.

"I'm whitlin at an 8th grade level!"

BrabusMog

20,555 posts

193 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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Marf said:
Homer talking to the kids, bart is eating a candy bar

"Kids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey -- put it away, boy! -- situation."
Another classic one-liner along those lines, "Lisa, that's a load of rich creamery butter."

OlberJ

Original Poster:

14,101 posts

240 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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"That's it, naebudy slaps Wullie around"


"Aye....ye heard me."

Marf

22,907 posts

248 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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Groundskeeper Willie: Lunchlady Doris, do you have any grease?
Lunchlady Doris: Yes. Yes we do.
Groundskeeper Willie: [rips open his shirt] Then grease me up woman!
Lunchlady Doris(Somewhat shocked): Okey dokey.





Groundskeeper Willie: Who'll save the wee turtles?!
Groundskeeper Willie: Argh, save me from the wee turtles!




from the Halloween special where he keeps getting axed in the back

Groundskeeper Willie: Occch I'm bad at this

Nuisance_Value

721 posts

260 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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"You've got it set on we!"

tractorguy

765 posts

166 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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From the prohibition episode,

Detective - I'll get you beer baron
Homer (in the distance) - no you won't
Detective - yes I will
Homer (in the distance) - doh!

BckFlash

702 posts

208 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me"

Post Office Worker: "OK Mr Burns, what's your first name?"

Homer: "I don't know"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogaJ0CygjnI

43034

2,971 posts

175 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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BckFlash said:
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me"

Post Office Worker: "OK Mr Burns, what's your first name?"

Homer: "I don't know"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogaJ0CygjnI
rofl Thats a great bit!! rofl