Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[Bluedot]

Apple pay going down the inept white guy / cool black guy route I see

[Milkyway]

Meta Quest... Or something irrevillent.

Having to to wear VR goggles to assemble a cot.... FFS, give me strength.

[anonymoususer]

I would choose Dove anyday..... Probably at least twice and day and even more with the sweat you produce.
People will look back at some point and wonder why we promoted obesity so readily

[Colonel Cupcake]

Is anyone else sick of the stupid dubbed-on squiggles and stuff on ads such as for Taskmaster on E4?

I think it's to deflect from the crapness of the stuff they are advertising.

[TO73074E]

Silverbullet767 said:

TO73074E said:

There's one that is on quite often that has some ste mumble rap song that sounds like the rapper is having a stroke, it's really annoying. It's annoying me even more now that I can't remember what it's for!

Lucozade?

It's the Lynx advert, saw it again last night. The Lucozade one is annoying as well!

Honorable mention for the daytime adverts for dry sandpaper fannies that keep popping up too. Usually on ITV.

[Silverbullet767]

TO73074E said:

Silverbullet767 said:

TO73074E said:

There's one that is on quite often that has some ste mumble rap song that sounds like the rapper is having a stroke, it's really annoying. It's annoying me even more now that I can't remember what it's for!

Lucozade?

It's the Lynx advert, saw it again last night. The Lucozade one is annoying as well!

Honorable mention for the daytime adverts for dry sandpaper fannies that keep popping up too. Usually on ITV.

I know the ad, sounds like auto tuned ramblings of a care home patient.

[Dermot O'Logical]

Webuyanycar, and the stupid dancing imbeciles.

Especially the dopey tart who's "Ge'in a sofftop".

[Milkyway]

Sky: The freaky guy on his train trip... I think that he might be on something

Edited by Milkyway on Friday 28th June 10:52

[Richard-390a0]

Bluedot said:

Apple pay going down the inept white guy / cool black guy route I see

Possibly the worst of the stoopid whitey adverts...

[LARK F1 GTR]

Silverbullet767 said:

I know the ad, sounds like auto tuned ramblings of a care home patient.

Lol!! Like the Octopus Energy ones! Not one one person on there sounds normal.

[LARK F1 GTR]

One for Bold, a plump teenage girl gets a new dress, holds her phone out in front of her like a slice of pizza to tell her friends, spills milkshake over it, then gives it to her mum who is an over weight poc lady to put it in the wash.

They seem to have ticked all of the boxes as it were, they could have gone full house if it was a boy putting on the dress (I might suggest that to them, but I'll want a consultancy fee)

[Deranged Rover]

anonymoususer said:

I would choose Dove anyday..... Probably at least twice and day and even more with the sweat you produce.
People will look back at some point and wonder why we promoted obesity so readily

I still maintain the strapline for that advert should be :

Dove - if it works for her, it'll certainly work for you.

[iandc]

LARK F1 GTR said:

One for Bold, a plump teenage girl gets a new dress, holds her phone out in front of her like a slice of pizza to tell her friends, spills milkshake over it, then gives it to her mum who is an over weight poc lady to put it in the wash.

They seem to have ticked all of the boxes as it were, they could have gone full house if it was a boy putting on the dress (I might suggest that to them, but I'll want a consultancy fee)

Plus the newly cleaned special dress looks like a 60s Brentford Nylons bedspread!!

[Radec]

Milkyway said:

Sky: The freaky guy on his train trip... I think that he might be on something

Edited by Milkyway on Friday 28th June 10:52

Is that the Andrew Garfield one?
I've only ever heard him speak with an American accent in his films, his actual British accent sounds fake.

[Milkyway]

Radec said:

Milkyway said:

Sky: The freaky guy on his train trip... I think that he might be on something

Edited by Milkyway on Friday 28th June 10:52

Is that the Andrew Garfield one?
I've only ever heard him speak with an American accent in his films, his actual British accent sounds fake.

I have to admit to having to look him up... But yes. that definitely looks like him.

[hidetheelephants]

From the department of the wing'd horse of chav tat sales, I present the latest offering from whoever the fk these charlatans are.

[Gary C]

iandc said:

LARK F1 GTR said:

One for Bold, a plump teenage girl gets a new dress, holds her phone out in front of her like a slice of pizza to tell her friends, spills milkshake over it, then gives it to her mum who is an over weight poc lady to put it in the wash.

They seem to have ticked all of the boxes as it were, they could have gone full house if it was a boy putting on the dress (I might suggest that to them, but I'll want a consultancy fee)

Plus the newly cleaned special dress looks like a 60s Brentford Nylons bedspread!!

I feel sorry for the singer

Imagine having to voice that crap.

[Blown2CV]

i see gilette have resurfaced the old "the best a man can ge-e-et" song, but for some reason voiced by someone who sounds spanish and doesn't speak english and is doing it phonetically from memory?

[Flumpo]

Radec said:

Milkyway said:

Sky: The freaky guy on his train trip... I think that he might be on something

Edited by Milkyway on Friday 28th June 10:52

Is that the Andrew Garfield one?
I've only ever heard him speak with an American accent in his films, his actual British accent sounds fake.

I know he has been in some big films, maybe some comic book stuff. But his acting in this is awful. Really bad. It’s as if he’s a complete novice or did not want to be there. Odd as hell as he must be half decent in his normal stuff. It’s not that far removed from watching Wayne Rooney read a book out loud.

[ambuletz]

Silverbullet767 said:

TO73074E said:

Silverbullet767 said:

TO73074E said:

There's one that is on quite often that has some ste mumble rap song that sounds like the rapper is having a stroke, it's really annoying. It's annoying me even more now that I can't remember what it's for!

Lucozade?

It's the Lynx advert, saw it again last night. The Lucozade one is annoying as well!

Honorable mention for the daytime adverts for dry sandpaper fannies that keep popping up too. Usually on ITV.

I know the ad, sounds like auto tuned ramblings of a care home patient.

the lynx ad is pretty bad. Why have we gone from

adverts like this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG510IsHotg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fjMQwYrobU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG510IsHotg


to this 'yeah bruv i want to smell premium' crap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o19Gt7lOpZI