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Escort3500

12,200 posts

151 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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In typical Emmerdale fashion life in the village goes on, with no apparent slaughter aftershock - the locals have collectively forgotten about Leeana, Ben and Andrea and gone back to farming (occasionally), fixing cars (very occasionally) and frequently visiting the cafe (presumably none of them have kettles at home). Plod’s brief enquiries into the murders have ended and no mention is made about a national/international search for the triple killer laugh

Script writing at its finest biggrin

cuprabob

15,417 posts

220 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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She sneaked a peek at the script a few pages ahead smile

I assume this will all come to a head on Thursday over the 2 episodes.

Saleen836

11,368 posts

215 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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I was impressed that she woke up in the church then somehow managed to end up in a fair sized (and clean looking) public toilets!

Saleen836

11,368 posts

215 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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I like the way they all stand around worrying it might be Meena yet no one bothers to call the police, Leyla is tracking (the limo?) on her iPad and again decides to go looking for it instead of phoning the police, Dawn knocks Meena down yet Billy doesn't bother to get the gun away from her , I guess they have to string it out for the whole week rolleyes

rjfp1962

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8,243 posts

79 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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Saleen836 said:
anonymous said:
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I like the way they all stand around worrying it might be Meena yet no one bothers to call the police, Leyla is tracking (the limo?) on her iPad and again decides to go looking for it instead of phoning the police, Dawn knocks Meena down yet Billy doesn't bother to get the gun away from her , I guess they have to string it out for the whole week rolleyes
Tracker on the limo? - strange Priya had that on her phone...! What's not surprising is no one calling the police - Why would they? They couldn't catch a cold...! laugh

Saleen836

11,368 posts

215 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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rjfp1962 said:
Saleen836 said:
anonymous said:
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I like the way they all stand around worrying it might be Meena yet no one bothers to call the police, Leyla is tracking (the limo?) on her iPad and again decides to go looking for it instead of phoning the police, Dawn knocks Meena down yet Billy doesn't bother to get the gun away from her , I guess they have to string it out for the whole week rolleyes
Tracker on the limo? - strange Priya had that on her phone...! What's not surprising is no one calling the police - Why would they? They couldn't catch a cold...! laugh
Yes, the limo has a tracker,the limo comoany say it's been stolen with the driver attacked and yet it wil take atleast 3/4 days for the police to track it where as Leyla tracked it down in 10mins

steveatesh

4,987 posts

170 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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rjfp1962 said:
Tracker on the limo? - strange Priya had that on her phone...! What's not surprising is no one calling the police - Why would they? They couldn't catch a cold...! laugh
Priya had a phone?
I know she had a tight jumper on, don’t know how I missed the phone! laugh

rjfp1962

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8,243 posts

79 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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steveatesh said:
rjfp1962 said:
Tracker on the limo? - strange Priya had that on her phone...! What's not surprising is no one calling the police - Why would they? They couldn't catch a cold...! laugh
Priya had a phone?
I know she had a tight jumper on, don’t know how I missed the phone! laugh
Lol! I know... It was Leyla's phone - Priya was just stood in the middle of the room looking gorgeous as usual wink

Didn't see any blood in Leyla's little Fiat after being shot in the head/upper body either, but clearly the ex-vicar Harriet had about 10 pints of the red stuff and there was a trail on the carpet....! confused


Edited by rjfp1962 on Tuesday 15th February 21:11

AlexRS2782

8,152 posts

219 months

Tuesday 15th February 2022
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I know we're meant to believe that Leyla's been shot, but that's probably a bit difficult given the fact the only bullet hole in the windscreen was on the passenger side and there was no blood evident anywhere in the totally white interior.

Plus, being a nurse, i'm fairly sure Meena would have actually checked to see the damage to Leyla, or at the very least checked for a pulse, etc, if she'd killed someone - i mean she did it once she finished off Leana.

rjfp1962

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8,243 posts

79 months

Wednesday 16th February 2022
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Where's Lucas.....? biggrin

AlexRS2782

8,152 posts

219 months

Wednesday 16th February 2022
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The young murder groupies in The Hide the other day, that were checking out Liv, could do with going out to that old viaduct - it's exactly the same spot that Moira chucked Emma Barton off years ago. What is it with nutty nurses and that viaduct? hehe

More stupid script holes including Dawn making it back to the village in super quick time just by running, leaving Billy to untie his hands when it would have taken no more than a few seconds with Dawn doing it before heading off, Billy somehow tracking down / getting help to call a paramedic considering they're meant to be in the middle of nowhere, etc.

I guess it's not over and Meena will open her eyes tomorrow, even though Liam's done a nice job of replicating how Leana went over the bridge. There was also the nod to the previous death in Harriet's house, with her face down in exactly the same spot that Malone was when he snuffed it - looks like they'll need to purchase another rug hehe

rjfp1962

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8,243 posts

79 months

Wednesday 16th February 2022
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Will they ever find Meena's First Aid Box with all her "Murder Trophy Prizes" in it.....?!

They really need to get some railings put up on the viaduct and bridge to stop residents going over the edge.....! biggrin

AlexRS2782

8,152 posts

219 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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Another couple of incredible, quick, recoveries courtesy of the amazing NHS staff at Hotten General laugh And Leyla was evidently "lucky" that the bullet just missed her heart - must have been an amazing ricochet from the passenger side of the windscreen getmecoat

Edit, oh and how surprising - Meena comes around with no after effects and Liam's probably going to get charged with attempted murder laugh

Escort3500

12,200 posts

151 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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ITV must have replaced the rocks below the bridge with sponge replicas since Leanna’s demise hehe

rjfp1962

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8,243 posts

79 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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Meena is completely indestructable.... biglaugh

rjfp1962

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8,243 posts

79 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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I wonder whether the forensics will check over the allotments?, as Liam told the police that's where Meena was heading to when he saw and went after her....!
When will they finally discover Meena's First Aid box of trophies.... FFS!

Escort3500

12,200 posts

151 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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rjfp1962 said:
Meena is completely indestructable.... biglaugh
Not a mark on her despite the 15’ drop laugh

And Layla’s looking as flawless as ever despite the shooting and lying in the mud for an hour laugh

rjfp1962

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8,243 posts

79 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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Why is it that the Hotten NHS is exceedingly competent as their police force, is incompetent...?! coolconfused

rjfp1962

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8,243 posts

79 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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Escort3500 said:
Not a mark on her despite the 15’ drop laugh

And Layla’s looking as flawless as ever despite the shooting and lying in the mud for an hour laugh
Mandy sneaked in and gave Leyla a quick makeover....! biglaugh

Escort3500

12,200 posts

151 months

Thursday 17th February 2022
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rjfp1962 said:
Escort3500 said:
Not a mark on her despite the 15’ drop laugh

And Layla’s looking as flawless as ever despite the shooting and lying in the mud for an hour laugh
Mandy sneaked in and gave Leyla a quick makeover....! biglaugh
Nah, Layla’s make-up would be a bit more noticeable if Mandy had been responsible biggrin