Clarkson’s Farm

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pork911

7,365 posts

198 months

Wednesday 15th May 2024
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perhaps, though apparently there was previously a lack of awareness 'slope' might be considered offensive by some

ntiz

2,553 posts

151 months

Wednesday 15th May 2024
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I’m going to sound like a total creep now.

I did do some tracking on JC farm a few years ago after season 1. If you look up JC on companies house he has got a couple of food manufacturing companies that I believe are actually the farm.

There was an interview ages ago where he said he invented Diddly Squat farm for the TV show as he didn’t want it out in the public. Which makes sense as the farm is probably named the same as when he bought it.

RicksAlfas

14,053 posts

259 months

Wednesday 15th May 2024
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BikeBikeBIke said:
I'm sure all that's true.

But it was 100pc staged IMHO. That wasn't a serious attempt at farming it was done for the TV. There's no way Charlie provides advice on food preparation - he was there as a straight man.
There's no way Clarkson is not aware that quantities are a thing in recipes. (He owns a scales he uses for cooking as we saw in one episode.)

The fact he made jam and made a tiny amount of money doesn't make it real.

Great TV, not real.
I think we've all got your message now BBB.
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limpsfield

6,281 posts

268 months

Wednesday 15th May 2024
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BikeBikeBIke said:
There's no way Clarkson is not aware that quantities are a thing in recipes.

Edited by BikeBikeBIke on Wednesday 15th May 12:48
Do you reckon?

FiF

46,772 posts

266 months

Wednesday 15th May 2024
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RicksAlfas said:
BikeBikeBIke said:
I'm sure all that's true.

But it was 100pc staged IMHO. That wasn't a serious attempt at farming it was done for the TV. There's no way Charlie provides advice on food preparation - he was there as a straight man.
There's no way Clarkson is not aware that quantities are a thing in recipes. (He owns a scales he uses for cooking as we saw in one episode.)

The fact he made jam and made a tiny amount of money doesn't make it real.

Great TV, not real.
I think we've all got your message now BBB.
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Seconded. The odd thing is that BBB agreed the other day that there are various degrees of it just happened spontaneity to 100% setup for the LoLs and many shades in between.

Majority don't care as long as it's good TV, including those people earning a living from farming.

SydneyBridge

10,117 posts

173 months

Wednesday 15th May 2024
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Don't they have a free trial for 7 days or something like that?

BikeBikeBIke

11,641 posts

130 months

Wednesday 15th May 2024
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FiF said:
Seconded. The odd thing is that BBB agreed the other day that there are various degrees of it just happened spontaneity to 100% setup for the LoLs and many shades in between.

Majority don't care as long as it's good TV, including those people earning a living from farming.
I'd 100pc agree with all of that.

BikeBikeBIke

11,641 posts

130 months

Wednesday 15th May 2024
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limpsfield said:
BikeBikeBIke said:
There's no way Clarkson is not aware that quantities are a thing in recipes.

Edited by BikeBikeBIke on Wednesday 15th May 12:48
Do you reckon?
Well if that wasn't staged then the scene where JCs missus nicks JCs kitchen scales must be staged. They can't both be real.

robscot

2,506 posts

205 months

Wednesday 15th May 2024
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No 10 doorman is a dhead.


thetapeworm

12,617 posts

254 months

Wednesday 15th May 2024
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robscot said:
No 10 doorman is a dhead.
Series 3 was a roller coaster of emotions but feeling anger towards a door opener on Downing St wasn't on my Clarkson's Farm bingo sheet, what a piece of work.

The Rotrex Kid

32,799 posts

175 months

Wednesday 15th May 2024
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thetapeworm said:
Series 3 was a roller coaster of emotions but feeling anger towards a door opener on Downing St wasn't on my Clarkson's Farm bingo sheet, what a piece of work.
I did find it funny when he said ‘don’t do it again’, like sure pal, they’re gonna rock up to number 10 again another day and give Rishi a knock on the door. What a spanner.

pingu393

9,528 posts

220 months

Wednesday 15th May 2024
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robscot said:
No 10 doorman is a dhead.
I'm sure if it happened like it was portrayed on CF, the Telegraph would have been all over it, as they had it on Youtube 11 months ago.

ashleyman

7,117 posts

114 months

Wednesday 15th May 2024
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Found out today that they sell the JC dark produce in the Amazon Fresh shops in London and it’s also available to buy on Amazon too. Surely they can’t be making that much product to supports those sales streams from just the farm.

vtgts300kw

614 posts

192 months

Thursday 16th May 2024
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ashleyman said:
Found out today that they sell the JC dark produce in the Amazon Fresh shops in London and it’s also available to buy on Amazon too. Surely they can’t be making that much product to supports those sales streams from just the farm.
Of course not. They're just slapping their brand on outside goods.

ettore

4,525 posts

267 months

Thursday 16th May 2024
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ashleyman said:
Found out today that they sell the JC dark produce in the Amazon Fresh shops in London and it’s also available to buy on Amazon too. Surely they can’t be making that much product to supports those sales streams from just the farm.
What’s the JC dark produce?

Red9zero

8,961 posts

72 months

Thursday 16th May 2024
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ettore said:
ashleyman said:
Found out today that they sell the JC dark produce in the Amazon Fresh shops in London and it’s also available to buy on Amazon too. Surely they can’t be making that much product to supports those sales streams from just the farm.
What’s the JC dark produce?
Something produced by Clarksons Ring ?

Dave200

5,671 posts

235 months

Thursday 16th May 2024
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vtgts300kw said:
ashleyman said:
Found out today that they sell the JC dark produce in the Amazon Fresh shops in London and it’s also available to buy on Amazon too. Surely they can’t be making that much product to supports those sales streams from just the farm.
Of course not. They're just slapping their brand on outside goods.
Some of these questions are astonishing really. The idea that a 1000 acre arable farm could supply Amazon Fresh is hilarious. Worrying about whether 250 quid of jam profits is real while Clarkson rakes in millions from the series blows my mind. Just enjoy the entertainment and try not to think about it too deeply.

boxst

3,806 posts

160 months

Thursday 16th May 2024
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I like Clarkson's Farm. And goodness his partner (Lisa) works so hard and just gets stuck in!

As above there are somewhat 'manufactured' situations but it shows quite well the risks of being a farmer and the just damn hard work and reliance on weather.

BikeBikeBIke

11,641 posts

130 months

Thursday 16th May 2024
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boxst said:
it shows quite well the risks of being a farmer and the just damn hard work and reliance on weather.
Yeah, that's what struck me.

I was well aware that crops can completely fail, but I never spent any time considering what that meant.

You chuck tens of thousands in amd get nothing back purely because of weather or pests.

Then it makes sense when Harry Metcalfe makes the point about being better taking a subsidy to stop growing food all together. Take a lower income in exchange for zero risk amd zero hassle.

Sway

31,847 posts

209 months

Thursday 16th May 2024
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BikeBikeBIke said:
boxst said:
it shows quite well the risks of being a farmer and the just damn hard work and reliance on weather.
Yeah, that's what struck me.

I was well aware that crops can completely fail, but I never spent any time considering what that meant.

You chuck tens of thousands in amd get nothing back purely because of weather or pests.

Then it makes sense when Harry Metcalfe makes the point about being better taking a subsidy to stop growing food all together. Take a lower income in exchange for zero risk amd zero hassle.
On top of that you've got ridiculous things like no dressings on the oilseed rape seed, so that cabbage stem flea beetle fks it before it can start growing.

Later pests are no issue - just spray the whole crop. Of course, that really fks bees unlike dressed seeds...