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Jasandjules

70,090 posts

232 months

Thursday 29th January 2009
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Vron said:
Do you only get accepted onto Grand Designs if you will get pregnant during the build?
Yes.

And with Relocation Relocation and Property Ladder, it's the hosts who get pregnant instead.

gtr-gaz

Original Poster:

5,118 posts

249 months

Thursday 29th January 2009
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Jasandjules said:
Vron said:
Do you only get accepted onto Grand Designs if you will get pregnant during the build?
Yes.

And with Relocation Relocation and Property Ladder, it's the hosts who get pregnant instead.
I'd be happy to oblige with Sarah smile

Red Firecracker

5,293 posts

230 months

Thursday 29th January 2009
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Mr Trophy said:
What was the random peice of wood sticking out of the house at the end all about?
You mean below the door that opened out onto solely onto that piece of random wood? I can only think it was part of the listed planning permission requirements to preserve original features.

anonymous-user

57 months

Thursday 29th January 2009
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Red Firecracker said:
Mr Trophy said:
What was the random peice of wood sticking out of the house at the end all about?
You mean below the door that opened out onto solely onto that piece of random wood? I can only think it was part of the listed planning permission requirements to preserve original features.
Could be useful for the new baby. Who needs a naughty step when you can make them walk the plank?

anonymous-user

57 months

Thursday 29th January 2009
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dirty boy said:
Anyone notice that one of the blinds didn't work hehe
I thought I was alone in noticing that!. Press button, all close, press again, all open except 1. Next shot, it is open too..

Wacky Racer

38,458 posts

250 months

Thursday 29th January 2009
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Mr Trophy said:
What was the random peice of wood sticking out of the house at the end all about?
That's what I was wondering....scratchchin

Looked fking ridiculous...

Perhaps it was to add olde worlde "character"......rolleyes

gtr-gaz

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5,118 posts

249 months

Thursday 29th January 2009
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Wacky Racer said:
Mr Trophy said:
What was the random peice of wood sticking out of the house at the end all about?
That's what I was wondering....scratchchin

Looked fking ridiculous...

Perhaps it was to add olde worlde "character"......rolleyes
That would have been the original overhanging beam used to raise the bags of corn / flour.

It was a mill in a previous life, wasn't it?

Red Firecracker

5,293 posts

230 months

Thursday 29th January 2009
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gtr-gaz said:
That would have been the original overhanging beam used to raise the bags of corn / flour.

It was a mill in a previous life, wasn't it?
The big gaff with the apartments now in it was t'mill, this place was the apprentice store. However, it was probably a lift/hoist of some sort that had to be kept/referenced for the planners.

blade runner

1,035 posts

215 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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gtr-gaz said:
Wacky Racer said:
Mr Trophy said:
What was the random peice of wood sticking out of the house at the end all about?
That's what I was wondering....scratchchin

Looked fking ridiculous...

Perhaps it was to add olde worlde "character"......rolleyes
That would have been the original overhanging beam used to raise the bags of corn / flour.

It was a mill in a previous life, wasn't it?
I think it was a paper mill?

Is it just me, or did anyone else wonder why a building like this was worthy of Grade 2 listing? Essentially it was just two mis-matched industrial sheds badly joined together at some time in the distant past. The second section had a different roof line and was made from what looked like re-constituded bath-stone breeze blocks in places. The other buildings around it actually looked ok, but I could see very little architectural merit in the mill building itself.

I'd have been tempted to let the whole thing slip down the hill into a heap of rubble and then build something that might actually be pleasant and practical to live in from the debris.

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

212 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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[quote=blade runner
I'd have been tempted to let the whole thing slip down the hill into a heap of rubble and then build something that might actually be pleasant and practical to live in from the debris.
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yes

I said the to SWMBO while we were watching it.

What would have happened if it had "accidentally" fell over/slid away into a pile of wreckage?

It might have been cheaper and easier to build from the ground up, something that was reminiscent of the mill but to your own spec.

briSk

14,291 posts

229 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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i have annoyed the wife with this so it's your turn now..

we need a grand designs drinking game.

everytime mcloud (who seemed infinitely better this week than in recent series) says the words:

Carbon Footprint = 1 drink
Sustainable = 1 drink
Concrete = one shot
Underfloor heating = half a pint
Glazing = one shot
Innovative = down your pint
Finish(es) = one shot...

Please add...! hehe

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

212 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Visitors center = Yard of Ale
Listed Building = Absinthe shot


AstonZagato

12,799 posts

213 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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On a listed building, that could be a nightmare. A mate had a listed barn that was in a worse state. When they started work, it became unstable and collapsed. he is now being prosecuted for destroying a listed building even though they intend rebuilding it and they have all the surveys showing that it would almost certainly fall down. The listed building people think he should have numbered every stone before it fell down so they could all be put back in the same location. Twunts.

briSk

14,291 posts

229 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Surroundings = 1 Archers and lemonade that you have to ask for yourself

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

212 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Do you remember the one where the guy rebuild a listed ancient monument.

It was an old castle.

During the build a load of internal walls fell down while they were filming it.

They actually made him rebuild the internal walls with breeze blocks laid flat on their sides.

I was expecting some jobsworth to insist that the original stones were reused to the original style.


Edited by odyssey2200 on Friday 30th January 09:04

scotal

8,751 posts

282 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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AstonZagato said:
On a listed building, that could be a nightmare. A mate had a listed barn that was in a worse state. When they started work, it became unstable and collapsed. he is now being prosecuted for destroying a listed building even though they intend rebuilding it and they have all the surveys showing that it would almost certainly fall down. The listed building people think he should have numbered every stone before it fell down so they could all be put back in the same location. Twunts.
rofl
"What are you doing?"
"Numbering the bricks, innit"
"Why"
"Buildings unsafe, could fall down at any moment, need to put the bricks back in the right place"
"If the buildings unsafe, don't you think being inside it writing on the wall is a bad move?"
"Yeah, but I got to number the bricks innit".

Smashing.

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

212 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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scotal said:
AstonZagato said:
On a listed building, that could be a nightmare. A mate had a listed barn that was in a worse state. When they started work, it became unstable and collapsed. he is now being prosecuted for destroying a listed building even though they intend rebuilding it and they have all the surveys showing that it would almost certainly fall down. The listed building people think he should have numbered every stone before it fell down so they could all be put back in the same location. Twunts.
rofl
"What are you doing?"
"Numbering the bricks, innit"
"Why"
"Buildings unsafe, could fall down at any moment, need to put the bricks back in the right place"
"If the buildings unsafe, don't you think being inside it writing on the wall is a bad move?"
"Yeah, but I got to number the bricks innit".

Smashing.
He'll be Ok as long as he has a Hi Viz jacket on!smile

NDA

21,794 posts

228 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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EFA

"What are you doing?"
"Numbering the bricks, innit"
"Why"
"Buildings unsafe, could fall down at any moment, need to put the bricks back in the right place"
"If the buildings unsafe, don't you think being inside it writing on the wall is a bad move?"
"Yeah, but I got to number the bricks innit, sose I can built it 'zactly the same again".
"But surely it would just fall down again if it's built in exactly the same way"
"That's why I got to number the bricks innit"


Red Firecracker

5,293 posts

230 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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odyssey2200 said:
Do you remember the one where the guy rebuild a listed ancient monument.

It was an old castle.

During the build a load of internal walls fell down while they were filming it.

They actually made him rebuild the internal walls with breeze blocks laid flat on their sides.

I was expecting some jobsworth to insist that the original stones were reused to the original style.


Edited by odyssey2200 on Friday 30th January 09:04
There was actually a very reasonable explanation for that and unusually for a Heritage body, quite sensible. What they were concerned about was the time line of the building being preserved, so the concrete blocks would show that that work was done in a set time frame, separate from the original.

Saying that I'm not sure if that was the fallen down bit or the new supporting wall? I seem to remember that they needed new supporting walls to be able to put a roof back on?

onemorelap

692 posts

234 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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anonymous said:
[redacted]
"Architect" = Fancy cocktail with umbrellas and sparklers
"Engineer" = Pint of real ale in a tankard
"Quantity Surveyor" = Half a pint
"Contractor" = Pint of guiness (worth the wait)