Films I watched this week (NO SPOILERS) (Vol 3)

Films I watched this week (NO SPOILERS) (Vol 3)

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droopsnoot

13,410 posts

256 months

Tuesday 18th June 2024
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Antony Moxey said:
macron said:
droopsnoot said:
We still kill the old way from a recording the other week. When an OAP tries to stop a gang of youths from raping a young woman in a dark alley, they turn on him and kick him to death. His brother (Ian Ogilvy) is a reformed gangster who has retired to Spain, so he comes back to London to help "investigate" along with a few old mates. Enjoyed it.
The sequel, we still steal the old way, like many of this low budget Brit gangsta films, has more money in it, and although has some similarities, of you liked the first one this is also an easy way to spend time.
Very clunky ending to one of them, trying to shoehorn The Italian Job into it as though they were all mates back in the day. Like you say, easy watches, but that felt a bit cringe.
Oh, that must be the sequel, though the ending of the first one where they talked about thieving bankers was a bit cringe-y, and I think there was a very brief reference to a gold heist in Italy at some point in the film that made me wonder if they were trying to imply a connection.

All of that aside, it was better than Freight, which I've just finished watching. Billy Murray plays a gangster whose daughter is kidnapped by some foreign gangsters / people smugglers for some reason, and he has to go and get her back. I didn't really follow much of the plot, a lot of it was shot in darkness, lots of random central casting foreign thugs, one of whom for some reason is driving around in an old Jaguar XJ. Not that good, really, especially in comparison.

Brother D

4,160 posts

190 months

Tuesday 18th June 2024
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ajprice said:
Cotty said:
What was shocking to me was one of his previous films (year before?) was The Machinist. To lose that much weight, then to put a st load back on to play Batman was bonkers.
In 2017 he also put on a chunk of weight to play Dick Cheney in Vice.
TBF any one can get the same body-type as Bale in Batman.


Just simply need personal trainer, 3 hours a day, personal chef, HGH, Tren and lots of cash.

732NM

7,925 posts

29 months

Tuesday 18th June 2024
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Antony Moxey said:
macron said:
droopsnoot said:
We still kill the old way from a recording the other week. When an OAP tries to stop a gang of youths from raping a young woman in a dark alley, they turn on him and kick him to death. His brother (Ian Ogilvy) is a reformed gangster who has retired to Spain, so he comes back to London to help "investigate" along with a few old mates. Enjoyed it.
The sequel, we still steal the old way, like many of this low budget Brit gangsta films, has more money in it, and although has some similarities, of you liked the first one this is also an easy way to spend time.
Very clunky ending to one of them, trying to shoehorn The Italian Job into it as though they were all mates back in the day. Like you say, easy watches, but that felt a bit cringe.
The acting is properly 3rd rate, as is the writing, especially as the story progresses, it's as though the writer got tired. biggrin
Still an entertaining bit of viewing, but don't expect any Oscar quality fair, it's proper east end cheap. biggrin

C5_Steve

5,786 posts

117 months

Wednesday 19th June 2024
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Cotty said:
What was shocking to me was one of his previous films (year before?) was The Machinist. To lose that much weight, then to put a st load back on to play Batman was bonkers.
This is a great (but horrific) story on the amount of weight he lost for that:

https://geektyrant.com/news/the-horrific-story-of-...

You can tell what it's about from the link rofl

generationx

8,307 posts

119 months

Wednesday 19th June 2024
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Frau GenX was out so finally got around to Godzilla Minus One (in Japanese with subtitles) last night.

Small budget or not, it was brilliant - as other reviewers have said one genuinely cares for the characters, and it really was visually stunning.

9/10

Followed up with Ghostbusters - Frozen Empire

Completely by-the-numbers with as many references to earlier movies crammed in as possible, the only saving graces being the performances by the daughter and the guy who sold them the Orb , If ever a franchise should have been left to die… meh.

6/10

ajprice

30,655 posts

210 months

Wednesday 19th June 2024
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Did anyone go to Screen Unseen (which was The Exorcism) or The Exorcism advance screening at Cineworld?

It was a bad one. That bad it was funny, but not enough to save it.

Russell Crowe is an actor playing a priest in a horror movie which absolutely isn't The Exorcist. Bad things happen. His daughter is meant to be 16, the actor (Ryan Simpkins) is 26.

I haven't seen The Pope's Exorcist from last year, apparently that's getting a sequel. I do sort of want a Russell Crowe exorcism film cinematic universe now though hehe .

generationx

8,307 posts

119 months

Wednesday 19th June 2024
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Godzilla X Kong (2024)

Plot summary: monkeys grunt at each other, all the big monsters have a fight.

It was, frankly, boring. In the scenes with giant creatures in the wilderness there was little sense of scale, and the scenes with humans were of little point. Monster fights in the human environments were (a) predictable and (b) must have had untold, unmentioned casualties!

4/10

Shows just how good Minus One is.

C5_Steve

5,786 posts

117 months

Thursday 20th June 2024
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generationx said:
Godzilla X Kong (2024)

Plot summary: monkeys grunt at each other, all the big monsters have a fight.

It was, frankly, boring. In the scenes with giant creatures in the wilderness there was little sense of scale, and the scenes with humans were of little point. Monster fights in the human environments were (a) predictable and (b) must have had untold, unmentioned casualties!

4/10

Shows just how good Minus One is.
That was my biggest issue with it, that they'd lost the sense of scale. For a film that really should have been a lot of fun, it was just devoid of it somehow.

Ace-T

8,104 posts

269 months

Thursday 20th June 2024
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A Family Affair- Netflix

I simply had to warn you all. Went into Netflix to be assailed with an advert for this movie. It 'stars' Nicole Kidman and Zac Efron. Well at least that is what the information says.

What the actual fk have they done to themselves? Neither of them can move their faces, she looks like a sex doll gone wrong and he looks like a nightmare version of David Hasselhoff.

Seriously. What. The. fk.

Clockwork Cupcake

77,828 posts

286 months

Thursday 20th June 2024
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Ace-T said:
A Family Affair- Netflix

I simply had to warn you all. Went into Netflix to be assailed with an advert for this movie. It 'stars' Nicole Kidman and Zac Efron. Well at least that is what the information says.

What the actual fk have they done to themselves? Neither of them can move their faces, she looks like a sex doll gone wrong and he looks like a nightmare version of David Hasselhoff.

Seriously. What. The. fk.
rofl

This is the review of the week for me. biggrin

ajprice

30,655 posts

210 months

Friday 21st June 2024
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ajprice said:
Did anyone go to Screen Unseen (which was The Exorcism) or The Exorcism advance screening at Cineworld?

It was a bad one. That bad it was funny, but not enough to save it.

Russell Crowe is an actor playing a priest in a horror movie which absolutely isn't The Exorcist. Bad things happen. His daughter is meant to be 16, the actor (Ryan Simpkins) is 26.

I haven't seen The Pope's Exorcist from last year, apparently that's getting a sequel. I do sort of want a Russell Crowe exorcism film cinematic universe now though hehe .
Just to confirm the badness, Kermode's review hehe ...


C5_Steve

5,786 posts

117 months

Friday 21st June 2024
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Ace-T said:
A Family Affair- Netflix

I simply had to warn you all. Went into Netflix to be assailed with an advert for this movie. It 'stars' Nicole Kidman and Zac Efron. Well at least that is what the information says.

What the actual fk have they done to themselves? Neither of them can move their faces, she looks like a sex doll gone wrong and he looks like a nightmare version of David Hasselhoff.

Seriously. What. The. fk.
In Efron's defence, he ripped his jaw off slipping and falling on the corner of a granite fountain and had major surgery which ended up with his jaw being wired shut. Still has issues from the surgery in 2013. Apparently.


C5_Steve

5,786 posts

117 months

Friday 21st June 2024
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Bad Boys

Rewatched this as I've not got around to seeing the new one, this really is a great action film. I'm not sure if I prefer 1 or 2 but they are both brilliant examples of the genre. There's a reason the second was essential viewing by Nicholas Angel smile

Michael Bay directs the st out of this film with some brilliant shots, for all his floors the man can make even the most basic thing like standing up an epic vista on the screen rofl Smith and Lawrence have fantastic chemistry and it reminds you of how flat the third one was, with Lawrence especially seemingly loosing the with his character in that film. In the original, whilst Smith is playing the dapper single hot shot Lawrence's character is never playing second fiddle or comic relief. You're fully aware that they work together best as a team. That's the whole point of the film.

Anyway that's far too many words on a review of Bad Boys, if you've not seen it what's wrong with you go and watch it this weekend it's essential viewing and a pillar of the genre.

8/10

DodgyGeezer

43,925 posts

204 months

Friday 21st June 2024
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not (re)watched them yet but I picked up:

Logan's Run (dvd)
The Mummy trilogy (bluray)

just wait for Mrs DG to fall asleep and I'll be in nostalgic nirvana yes

272BHP

6,244 posts

250 months

Friday 21st June 2024
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C5_Steve said:
Bad Boys

Rewatched this as I've not got around to seeing the new one, this really is a great action film. I'm not sure if I prefer 1 or 2 but they are both brilliant examples of the genre. There's a reason the second was essential viewing by Nicholas Angel smile

Michael Bay directs the st out of this film with some brilliant shots, for all his floors the man can make even the most basic thing like standing up an epic vista on the screen rofl Smith and Lawrence have fantastic chemistry and it reminds you of how flat the third one was, with Lawrence especially seemingly loosing the with his character in that film. In the original, whilst Smith is playing the dapper single hot shot Lawrence's character is never playing second fiddle or comic relief. You're fully aware that they work together best as a team. That's the whole point of the film.

Anyway that's far too many words on a review of Bad Boys, if you've not seen it what's wrong with you go and watch it this weekend it's essential viewing and a pillar of the genre.

8/10
I remember younger guys at work raving about this when it came out and they recommended that I watch it.

So I did.

And that's all I want to say about that.

generationx

8,307 posts

119 months

Friday 21st June 2024
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DodgyGeezer said:
not (re)watched them yet but I picked up:

Logan's Run (dvd)
The Mummy trilogy (bluray)

just wait for Mrs DG to fall asleep and I'll be in nostalgic nirvana yes
Maybe when you watch LR can you confirm/deny that a long-ago pre-teenage me remembers a scene in an ice cave when Jenny Agutter strips starkers to get changed into some warm clothes? This seems to be a scene which has disappeared from the TV cut, or am I going bonkers?

Radec

4,906 posts

61 months

Saturday 22nd June 2024
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Trigger Warning - Netflix
Jessica Alba is back as some sort of overpowered government military personnel.

After her dad dies in mysterious circumstances in a mine accident she takes over his bar in the middle of the dessert that's attached to said mine.

She soon gets hassled by the local gang and her skills are called into action after uncovering a conspiracy.

Tbh you could have thrown any B-list actor in here looking for work and the outcome would have been the same as it's so run of the mill.

Nice to see Jessica back but you've seen this film a million times before.

4/10 disappointing.

popeyewhite

23,007 posts

134 months

Saturday 22nd June 2024
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generationx said:
Shows just how good Minus One is.
It's way too long, and not really much more entertaining. In fact I took my eyes off the screen more frequently watching Minus One... .

DodgyGeezer said:
The Mummy trilogy (bluray)
Yes I'd thought about catching up with those movies as well. Maybe also the spin-off Scorpion King.

Master Bean

4,428 posts

134 months

Saturday 22nd June 2024
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Watched Rear Window from 1954 as somebody mentioned it in the inside number 9 thread. Also Threads from 1984. Super uplifting that was.

DodgyGeezer

43,925 posts

204 months

Saturday 22nd June 2024
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Radec said:
Trigger Warning - Netflix
Jessica Alba is back as some sort of overpowered government military personnel.

After her dad dies in mysterious circumstances in a mine accident she takes over his bar in the middle of the dessert that's attached to said mine.

She soon gets hassled by the local gang and her skills are called into action after uncovering a conspiracy.

Tbh you could have thrown any B-list actor in here looking for work and the outcome would have been the same as it's so run of the mill.

Nice to see Jessica back but you've seen this film a million times before.

4/10 disappointing.
not far off what I thought TBH
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