Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[Milkyway]

The AA bank robbery ad... The getaway car has steam coming out of it, yet the AA tech seems to be rolling a wheel back to his van.
(Regardless... it's still really stupid).

Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 15th June 08:30

[Strangely Brown]

Milkyway said:

The AA bank robbery ad... The getaway cars has steam coming out of it, yet the AA tech seems to be rolling a wheel back to his van.
(Regardless... it's still really stupid).

And the police are waiting for their car to be fixed rather than just walking 10 yards forward and nicking the whole gang.

[robinessex]

lornemalvo said:

Back when ad makers had humour and creative skills, instead of ads full of woke, multicultural people breaking into a song and dance for no reason, and people trying to speak like black gangsters.

https://www.facebook.com/oz90s00snostalgia/videos/...

You can add these two:-

Margret Thatcher

https://www.google.com/search?q=margret+thatcher+b...

(1986) "Sauna" - A TV commercial directed by Lars von Trier for Ekstra Bladet (Danish tabloid paper) - NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygebx84Z0i0

Specsavers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VELQ39QAYP4

Edited by robinessex on Friday 14th June 12:25

[Ultra Sound Guy]

robinessex said:

You can add these two:-

Margret Thatcher

https://www.google.com/search?q=margret+thatcher+b...

(1986) "Sauna" - A TV commercial directed by Lars von Trier for Ekstra Bladet (Danish tabloid paper) - NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygebx84Z0i0

Specsavers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VELQ39QAYP4

Edited by robinessex on Friday 14th June 12:25

But there’s 3?

[TCEvo]

Yet more stupid dancing courtesy of KFC's thriller bks (which oddly features a Sapphire Cosworth).

[Castrol for a knave]

TCEvo said:

Yet more stupid dancing courtesy of KFC's thriller bks (which oddly features a Sapphire Cosworth).

Funny how people's opinions differ, I thought it was a great and and great music.

Better than the usual KFC stey adverts

YMMV

[The Hypno-Toad]

Just seen the new KFC ad.

What the actual juddering fk?

What? I mean what? I mean Jesus fking Christ on a chainsaw driven chariot, what?

We worship chickens apparently?

As a society, as a culture, as a species we really, seriously need to give our heads a wobble.

[Milkyway]

The Hypno-Toad said:

Just seen the new KFC ad.

What the actual juddering fk?

What? I mean what? I mean Jesus fking Christ on a chainsaw driven chariot, what?

We worship chickens apparently?

As a society, as a culture, as a species we really, seriously need to give our heads a wobble.

If chickens & cows didn't exist... our society would collapse.

Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 15th June 08:38

[Bluedot]

The Hypno-Toad said:

We worship chickens apparently?

As a society, as a culture, as a species we really, seriously need to give our heads a wobble.

Well to to be fair, at least they're physical things that exist

[anonymoususer]

Philbar said:

I've thought that for a while, the blonde Irish tart "I lioke my kids clothes to be saturated (well not completely) in lots of harsh chemicals that go into the water courses, but it makes them smell of unicorn farts"

Just remember to close the pack with a click!

This is Vogue Williams who has been doing adverts for Fairy for a while
She is no bimbo and is in her late 30s.
She also had a hit with the song save the best for last some years ago

[CooperD]

anonymoususer said:

This is Vogue Williams who has been doing adverts for Fairy for a while
She is no bimbo and is in her late 30s.
She also had a hit with the song save the best for last some years ago

It was the American singer Vanessa Williams who had a hit with the song Save The Best For Last not Vogue Williams.

[dundarach]

anonymoususer said:

Philbar said:

I've thought that for a while, the blonde Irish tart "I lioke my kids clothes to be saturated (well not completely) in lots of harsh chemicals that go into the water courses, but it makes them smell of unicorn farts"

Just remember to close the pack with a click!

This is Vogue Williams who has been doing adverts for Fairy for a while
She is no bimbo and is in her late 30s.
She also had a hit with the song save the best for last some years ago

I assumed she was known to some people, judging by the fact they wouldn't have picked her for many other reasons!

[Radec]

CooperD said:

anonymoususer said:

This is Vogue Williams who has been doing adverts for Fairy for a while
She is no bimbo and is in her late 30s.
She also had a hit with the song save the best for last some years ago

It was the American singer Vanessa Williams who had a hit with the song Save The Best For Last not Vogue Williams.

She's also got really weird finger nails, like they are too small compared to her fingers.

[MXRod]

The increasing use of Amercian accents as voice overs in adverts both on radio as well as TV

[anonymoususer]

Radec said:

CooperD said:

anonymoususer said:

This is Vogue Williams who has been doing adverts for Fairy for a while
She is no bimbo and is in her late 30s.
She also had a hit with the song save the best for last some years ago

It was the American singer Vanessa Williams who had a hit with the song Save The Best For Last not Vogue Williams.

She's also got really weird finger nails, like they are too small compared to her fingers.

There is a lot of intrigue around this woman. I for one think she is doing a jolly good job and look forward to more adverts featuring this delightful woman

[cuprabob]

anonymoususer said:

Radec said:

CooperD said:

anonymoususer said:

This is Vogue Williams who has been doing adverts for Fairy for a while
She is no bimbo and is in her late 30s.
She also had a hit with the song save the best for last some years ago

It was the American singer Vanessa Williams who had a hit with the song Save The Best For Last not Vogue Williams.

She's also got really weird finger nails, like they are too small compared to her fingers.

There is a lot of intrigue around this woman. I for one think she is doing a jolly good job and look forward to more adverts featuring this delightful woman

She won the 2015 series of Bear Grylls: Mission Survive so she knows first hand how good Fairy is

[Deranged Rover]

"Budweiser - the official beer of England"

I'm sorry, WHAT?

Now, I know your average kickball fan wouldn't know the difference between a pint of Budweiser and a pint of chilled monkey's piss, but surely we could have come up with a dreadful pint of crap lager that hails from England to represent the Eng-er-land team?

[cuprabob]

Deranged Rover said:

"Budweiser - the official beer of England"
...and a pint of chilled monkey's piss,

Is that an IPA?

[Antony Moxey]

Deranged Rover said:

"Budweiser - the official beer of England"

I'm sorry, WHAT?

Now, I know your average kickball fan wouldn't know the difference between a pint of Budweiser and a pint of chilled monkey's piss, but surely we could have come up with a dreadful pint of crap lager that hails from England to represent the Eng-er-land team?

Kickball.

[Silverbullet767]

Antony Moxey said:

Deranged Rover said:

"Budweiser - the official beer of England"

I'm sorry, WHAT?

Now, I know your average kickball fan wouldn't know the difference between a pint of Budweiser and a pint of chilled monkey's piss, but surely we could have come up with a dreadful pint of crap lager that hails from England to represent the Eng-er-land team?

Kickball.

22 grown men shepherding an inflated bag into outdoor cupboards?

It's dull as hell.