Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[sicarumba]

c6erby said:

Magnum - the over exaggerated crack sound of the chocolate.

Yes! What's more annoying is the fact they use the same library sound effect on every single advert.

[anonymoususer]

All Clear travel insurance with the couple on the plane.

Hopefully they are on a plane to Turkey, To sort the womans cut price Turkey face lift out.
It's awful

[Kowalski655]

TommoAE86 said:

Any advert that claims something has "A.I." in it, latest two are a google phone one & a household appliance one... absolutely fk right off, it's not ai you useless wkstains.

You'll regret posting that when the phones and washing machines rise up and destroy humanity!

[21st Century Man]

TommoAE86 said:

Any advert that claims something has "A.I." in it, latest two are a google phone one & a household appliance one... absolutely fk right off, it's not ai you useless wkstains.

How about "Powered by A.I."? No, A.I. is not a feckin' power source. So many ads talk about "Powered by". EE is not a feckin' power source either, or any of the others.

A new one. Vauxhall's electric vans are powering Britain. That can't be good for their range can it?

Edited by 21st Century Man on Wednesday 5th June 06:33

[Dermot O'Logical]

I've taken to listening to Greatest Hits radio in the car, because they have Ken Bruce (and Porpmasssstorrr) and Simon Mayo's Drivetime show, complete with "Confessions".

But they also have adverts, and I'm. becoming increasingly irritated by Paddy bloody McGuiness and "Bookin' Geniuses". And "you can holiday laaak a fewwell".

And not Paddy bloody McGuiness, but "Everybody's talking about triple glazing!!".

No, they're not. Only in the context of your stupid advert being bloody irritating. Go away

[Mcphisto]

Lucazade ad is doing my head in, the 'song' is so annoying and it seems to be on every break!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbGwzQY21ow

[Milkyway]

Graze: They seem to be showing a shorter version now... just one "Ssssshhh!".

Still bloody annoying though.

[Anonymous John]

Milkyway said:

Graze: They seem to be showing a shorter version now... just one "Ssssshhh!".

Still bloody annoying though.

Carol was pissed off being abused.

[TommoAE86]

Kowalski655 said:

You'll regret posting that when the phones and washing machines rise up and destroy humanity!

21st Century Man said:

How about "Powered by A.I."? No, A.I. is not a feckin' power source. So many ads talk about "Powered by". EE is not a feckin' power source either, or any of the others.

A new one. Vauxhall's electric vans are powering Britain. That can't be good for their range can it?

Edited by 21st Century Man on Wednesday 5th June 06:33

Exactly!!

[Anonymous John]

21st Century Man said:

How about "Powered by A.I."? No, A.I. is not a feckin' power source. So many ads talk about "Powered by". EE is not a feckin' power source either, or any of the others.

A new one. Vauxhall's electric vans are powering Britain. That can't be good for their range can it?

Edited by 21st Century Man on Wednesday 5th June 06:33

Exactly!!

So why am I still paying British Gas for my leccy?

[Gary C]

sicarumba said:

c6erby said:

Magnum - the over exaggerated crack sound of the chocolate.

Yes! What's more annoying is the fact they use the same library sound effect on every single advert.

And that they call it 'cracking chocolate'

Its fking not, its just normal, cold chocolate ffs

[Jim the Sunderer]

I've just seen one for the Sky television

Some s with Turkey teeth were well impressed that their Sky television can do voice controls like a 2016 Ford Fiesta.

[Boxster5]

The current Keep Britain Tidy “Bin the Butt” advert.
Cigarette butts are the least of our problems.
What about all the fast food businesses whose customers (not all of them obviously) dump their rubbish in lay-bys and country lanes because they can’t be arsed to either take it home or find a litter bin.
Boils my piss!
Didn’t even realise Keep Britain Tidy still existed- our country is a disgrace when it comes to rubbish - some serious education needed.

[LuS1fer]

Boxster5 said:

The current Keep Britain Tidy “Bin the Butt” advert.
Cigarette butts are the least of our problems.
What about all the fast food businesses whose customers (not all of them obviously) dump their rubbish in lay-bys and country lanes because they can’t be arsed to either take it home or find a litter bin.
Boils my piss!
Didn’t even realise Keep Britain Tidy still existed- our country is a disgrace when it comes to rubbish - some serious education needed.

Don't underestimate the disgusting environmental impact of cigarette butts.

https://www.sciencefocus.com/planet-earth/whats-th...

[Boxster5]

LuS1fer said:

Boxster5 said:

The current Keep Britain Tidy “Bin the Butt” advert.
Cigarette butts are the least of our problems.
What about all the fast food businesses whose customers (not all of them obviously) dump their rubbish in lay-bys and country lanes because they can’t be arsed to either take it home or find a litter bin.
Boils my piss!
Didn’t even realise Keep Britain Tidy still existed- our country is a disgrace when it comes to rubbish - some serious education needed.

Don't underestimate the disgusting environmental impact of cigarette butts.

https://www.sciencefocus.com/planet-earth/whats-th...

Totally agree - smoking is a disgusting habit and cigarette butts and chewing gum are just another form of litter that needs addressing.
The message should be “don’t litter, full stop”.
You don’t see it on the continent to the same extent.

[hidetheelephants]

Boxster5 said:

LuS1fer said:

Boxster5 said:

The current Keep Britain Tidy “Bin the Butt” advert.
Cigarette butts are the least of our problems.
What about all the fast food businesses whose customers (not all of them obviously) dump their rubbish in lay-bys and country lanes because they can’t be arsed to either take it home or find a litter bin.
Boils my piss!
Didn’t even realise Keep Britain Tidy still existed- our country is a disgrace when it comes to rubbish - some serious education needed.

Don't underestimate the disgusting environmental impact of cigarette butts.

https://www.sciencefocus.com/planet-earth/whats-th...

Totally agree - smoking is a disgusting habit and cigarette butts and chewing gum are just another form of litter that needs addressing.
The message should be “don’t litter, full stop”.
You don’t see it on the continent to the same extent.

And the vile habit extends to disposable vape users who just dump their dummies on the ground when there's no more juice in them.

[Short Grain]

hidetheelephants said:

And the vile habit extends to disposable vape users who just dump their dummies on the ground when there's no more juice in them.

At least they've now been banned so we should start/stop seeing these soon. Can't understand the thought process behind them tbh, if you're gonna vape, at least get yourself something permanent and just fill it when required. Waay cheaper!

[harry crimble]

Surprised no-one has taken Vauxhall to task over their latest misleading radio ad, which on the face of it seems to be claiming that electric cars are no more expensive than their petrol equivalent, costing the same monthly payment etc.
Unless you're a complete moron, you'd realise that paying x amount per month for 4 years is not the same as paying the same amount per month for 5 years, as is the case for an electric car.
I don't know how they get away with such snake oil salesmanship, maybe they wont if the ASA get involved...

[Kowalski655]

They DO say it's over an extra year,and just the monthly payment is the same. If you are too stupid to work out that's more, you shouldn't be driving!
Although considering the state of traffic, it probably applies to a lot of people

[oobster]

That one for specs where the woman appears to be walking down a typical high street but it's obvious she's fake walking against a green screen. Annyong AF.