Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[c6erby]

Magnum - the over exaggerated crack sound of the chocolate.

[Radec]

c6erby said:

Magnum - the over exaggerated crack sound of the chocolate.

They don't show the real scenario aftermath of the crack though, where a large chunk of the chocolate then drops off onto the floor or worse on your clothes leaving a brown chocolate stain.

[Voldemort]

c6erby said:

Magnum - the over exaggerated crack sound of the chocolate.

It might be a Captain Pugwash/Seaman Staines type of thing but I'm sure there used to be a Magnum advert with a very tidy lass saying "I love feeling the chocolate crack"

[swisstoni]

Radec said:

c6erby said:

Magnum - the over exaggerated crack sound of the chocolate.

They don't show the real scenario aftermath of the crack though, where a large chunk of the chocolate then drops off onto the floor or worse on your clothes leaving a brown chocolate stain.

It’s a bit like the massive burp inevitable after anyone takes a big slug of Pepsi or Coke

[grumpy52]

Any ad from energy companies that claim that if you join them you will get 100% renewable energy.
They have a dedicated distribution system that replaces the national grid do they .
And people believe this bulldust!

[Silverbullet767]

grumpy52 said:

Any ad from energy companies that claim that if you join them you will get 100% renewable energy.
They have a dedicated distribution system that replaces the national grid do they .
And people believe this bulldust!

Sounds like you need to buy some carbon credits.

[Milkyway]

I always check to see if tubs are half empty or half full.

[Anonymous John]

grumpy52 said:

Any ad from energy companies that claim that if you join them you will get 100% renewable energy.
They have a dedicated distribution system that replaces the national grid do they .
And people believe this bulldust!

All the countless trillions of your electrons are labelled with your electricity meter's reference number and there's a huge AI powered switching system that sends them to your house.

[Anonymous John]

Milkyway said:

I always check to see if tubs are half empty or half full.

Actually they're always full. 50% ice cream 50% air.

[hidetheelephants]

Radec said:

c6erby said:

Magnum - the over exaggerated crack sound of the chocolate.

They don't show the real scenario aftermath of the crack though, where a large chunk of the chocolate then drops off onto the floor or worse on your clothes leaving a brown chocolate stain.

I like them but eating them without a bib is hazardous.

[LordLoveLength]

Clear score
“What doing”
“I’m checking my credit score moose so I can get some money from a lender of last resort”
“Oh OK”
“That’s because I’m too stupid to realise I could monetise a talking dog”

[Anonymous John]

LordLoveLength said:

Clear score
“What doing”
“I’m checking my credit score moose so I can get some money from a lender of last resort”
“Oh OK”
“That’s because I’m too stupid to realise I could monetise a talking dog”

Trudat. Sell the dog if you can't afford to get your washing machine fixed.

[21st Century Man]

The Shell advert. They don't know what they're for anymore, or where their future is either

[Milkyway]

The ad for Robinson's grown up squash & that precocious little girl... Greta Thunberg springs to mind.

Edited by Milkyway on Sunday 2nd June 19:15

[AlexRS2782]

That bloody Red Bull advert about some cycle challenge at Silverstone.

[DavieW]

grumpy52 said:

Any ad from energy companies that claim that if you join them you will get 100% renewable energy.
They have a dedicated distribution system that replaces the national grid do they .
And people believe this bulldust!

It was Mercedes I think that had a radio (and maybe TV) ad that promised 100% renewable energy was used to charge their EV range of cars. How so MB?

[LARK F1 GTR]

Anonymous John said:

LordLoveLength said:

Clear score
“What doing”
“I’m checking my credit score moose so I can get some money from a lender of last resort”
“Oh OK”
“That’s because I’m too stupid to realise I could monetise a talking dog”

Trudat. Sell the dog if you can't afford to get your washing machine fixed.

I'll buy it! I love Moose!!

[Milkyway]

LARK F1 GTR said:

I'll buy it! I love Moose!!

Charlie & Moose should go on BGT...

[TommoAE86]

Any advert that claims something has "A.I." in it, latest two are a google phone one & a household appliance one... absolutely fk right off, it's not ai you useless wkstains.

[Downward]

I listen to podcasts on Spotify.
There’s an advert for some travel company.
A over excited woman shouting Sorry for interrupting your podcast but we have some exciting news.