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Stranger: hi
You: 9x5=
Stranger: 45
You: Nope. These are special numbers...
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sory
Stranger: asl?
You: eleven and a half.
Stranger: hm..
Stranger: where ar eyou from ?
You: France. ASL?
Stranger: age sex
You: WHy all this emphasis on age sex etc why, I could be an old hermaphradite.
Stranger: what is hermaphradite?
You: Hermaphradite means having both male and female genitalia. Like snails.
Stranger: hm..
Stranger: you hermaphradite?
Stranger: your a human not snails
You: Well I don't like to call it "hermapohradite" more like having democratic gonads. Location?
Stranger: korea
You: North...or south?
Stranger: south!
You: What do you think of Samsung televisions, do you agree with Plotloss?
Stranger: samsung tv is in our home
Stranger: and what 's meaning plotloss?
Stranger: hm.......
You: Ah well Plotloss is this fella we all know and, you know, he HATES Samsung televisions and I mean we're talking real venemous hate. You'd better not let him know you have a Samsung. Now Panasonic, that's a different matter. Do you have a Panasonic somewhere in the house, you know to calm him down like?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i dont have
Stranger: panasonic
Stranger: most korean use samsung
You: Ah shame that. Well I'll tell you what, if you see him coming, just throw a cover over the Samsung and tell him it's a comemorative plaque for the opening of the new Panasonic factory in your town. Then distract him with a packet of Virginia tobacco and some Rizzlers...
You: Are you still there? Are you looking for some sort of throw-over?
Stranger: you hate samsung?
Stranger: i cant understand your opinion is long
Stranger: you hate samsung?
You: Oh me no, no, no, no ,no. I have no problem with Samsung. IN fact I've got THREE of the b
ds in my house. You can't see Plotloss anywhere can you?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: bd is
Stranger: bad meaning..
You: Oh no, not in that sense. It means "great big thing" in this context.
Stranger: hm ok ok~
Stranger: i cant speak english well
Stranger: so you speak long sentence
Stranger: i don't understand well
You: Well there is only one thing you have to understand about Televisions and that is that Samsung means "no". (well according to our friend Plotty here).
You: Actually can you confirm this because it seemed a bit strange to me...
Stranger: you seems to adult
Stranger: you're adult
Stranger: right?
Stranger: your opinion is so deep and difficult english
You: Well, sometimes I like to think of myself as adult. And yes I agree that my opinion is deep and what you didn't mention also was that it is profound and poetic and just well....fab?
You: So anyway..
Stranger: hm
You: can you confirm to me what Samsung actually means? Does it in fact mean no?
You: We have to get to the bottom of this.
Stranger: hm
Stranger: it just a name
Stranger: samsugn is just a name
You: er does it mean "no"
Stranger: nope
Stranger: just a name
You: Oh, it means "nope"?
Stranger: nonono;;
Stranger: samsung is just a name
Stranger: it have no meaning
You: Just a name? No meaning?
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: so ..
Stranger: just a name
You: Well what the bloody hell was Plotters blathering on about then? I distinctly remember that on more than one occasion he said that Samsung means "no".
Stranger: nope
You: Oh yes he said they gave you the "Ghey" too...
Stranger: his think is fault
Stranger: samsung is just a name like Tony or Cathy..
You: Well do you know I'm starting to believe that his think IS fault.
You: Tony or Cathy? Well maybe they should change the name then, then there wouldn't be all the confusion at old PH towers. They could call it the new Tony LE42356XEC. Oh and did you know right, did you know that their new so called LED televisions are not LED televisions at all! They're bloody LCDs with a few LEDs tacked on for good measure! Absolute bks!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: 9x5=
Stranger: 45
You: Nope. These are special numbers...
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sory
Stranger: asl?
You: eleven and a half.
Stranger: hm..
Stranger: where ar eyou from ?
You: France. ASL?
Stranger: age sex
You: WHy all this emphasis on age sex etc why, I could be an old hermaphradite.
Stranger: what is hermaphradite?
You: Hermaphradite means having both male and female genitalia. Like snails.
Stranger: hm..
Stranger: you hermaphradite?
Stranger: your a human not snails
You: Well I don't like to call it "hermapohradite" more like having democratic gonads. Location?
Stranger: korea
You: North...or south?
Stranger: south!
You: What do you think of Samsung televisions, do you agree with Plotloss?
Stranger: samsung tv is in our home
Stranger: and what 's meaning plotloss?
Stranger: hm.......
You: Ah well Plotloss is this fella we all know and, you know, he HATES Samsung televisions and I mean we're talking real venemous hate. You'd better not let him know you have a Samsung. Now Panasonic, that's a different matter. Do you have a Panasonic somewhere in the house, you know to calm him down like?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i dont have
Stranger: panasonic
Stranger: most korean use samsung
You: Ah shame that. Well I'll tell you what, if you see him coming, just throw a cover over the Samsung and tell him it's a comemorative plaque for the opening of the new Panasonic factory in your town. Then distract him with a packet of Virginia tobacco and some Rizzlers...
You: Are you still there? Are you looking for some sort of throw-over?
Stranger: you hate samsung?
Stranger: i cant understand your opinion is long
Stranger: you hate samsung?
You: Oh me no, no, no, no ,no. I have no problem with Samsung. IN fact I've got THREE of the b
ds in my house. You can't see Plotloss anywhere can you?Stranger: yeah
Stranger: b
d is Stranger: bad meaning..
You: Oh no, not in that sense. It means "great big thing" in this context.
Stranger: hm ok ok~
Stranger: i cant speak english well
Stranger: so you speak long sentence
Stranger: i don't understand well
You: Well there is only one thing you have to understand about Televisions and that is that Samsung means "no". (well according to our friend Plotty here).
You: Actually can you confirm this because it seemed a bit strange to me...
Stranger: you seems to adult
Stranger: you're adult
Stranger: right?
Stranger: your opinion is so deep and difficult english
You: Well, sometimes I like to think of myself as adult. And yes I agree that my opinion is deep and what you didn't mention also was that it is profound and poetic and just well....fab?
You: So anyway..
Stranger: hm
You: can you confirm to me what Samsung actually means? Does it in fact mean no?
You: We have to get to the bottom of this.
Stranger: hm
Stranger: it just a name
Stranger: samsugn is just a name
You: er does it mean "no"
Stranger: nope
Stranger: just a name
You: Oh, it means "nope"?
Stranger: nonono;;
Stranger: samsung is just a name
Stranger: it have no meaning
You: Just a name? No meaning?
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: so ..
Stranger: just a name
You: Well what the bloody hell was Plotters blathering on about then? I distinctly remember that on more than one occasion he said that Samsung means "no".
Stranger: nope
You: Oh yes he said they gave you the "Ghey" too...
Stranger: his think is fault
Stranger: samsung is just a name like Tony or Cathy..
You: Well do you know I'm starting to believe that his think IS fault.
You: Tony or Cathy? Well maybe they should change the name then, then there wouldn't be all the confusion at old PH towers. They could call it the new Tony LE42356XEC. Oh and did you know right, did you know that their new so called LED televisions are not LED televisions at all! They're bloody LCDs with a few LEDs tacked on for good measure! Absolute b
ks!Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Edited by Driller on Tuesday 16th June 15:11
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