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XJSJohn

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16,034 posts

226 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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God i hate those long haul flights!!

Sorry we didn't hook up there Phumy, i was the drunk unconcious one on the very first row left side of economy!!

Currently floating on a haze of coffee and jet lag!!

anonymous-user

61 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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Where you been John? We went to Innsbruke, Austia for Christmas, KL vis Bankok,and Frankfurt, 22 hours awfull.

Currently seconded to Borneo for a year but In Kl at weekend if you are up there, any plans for the KL F1,

XJSJohn

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16,034 posts

226 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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sin to lhr non stop ... 14 hrs there and 13 hrs back (sounds like i was sharing purgatory with Phumy!!)

Possibly working in KL semi Full Time in a few months, you seriously havang to go to Sarawak weekly? Where you at?

phumy

5,743 posts

244 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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Did you have the stupid hat on hehe ?

Mermaid

21,492 posts

178 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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XJSJohn said:
God i hate those long haul flights!!
SkyCouch for Economy Class to entice mile-high members?
Air New Zealand's new SkyCouch, a shared lie-flat economy bed, is a success says a recent poll. According to the flight comparison site Skyscanner, 73 per cent would pay extra to stretch-out on the three economy seats which can be adapted to create a flat bed. The three seats would have to be purchased together, but the third comes at a discount price. According to Skyscanner, 13 per cent of people have said they would be happy to share a Skycouch with a stranger they met in queue. Barry Smith, director at Skyscanner, said: "We knew people would like the idea, but were amazed that so many would share the Skycouch with a stranger! It could lead to new relationships blooming at twenty thousand feet, although Air New Zealand has stressed that Skycouches should not be used to join the 'mile high' club." The bed is the first available to economy flyers

XJSJohn

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16,034 posts

226 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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phumy said:
Did you have the stupid hat on hehe ?
rofl That was the student geezer next to me heading off for a years backpacking around asia!!! I think he left the flight suitably disillusioned hehe

I was wearing an offensively bright yellow top designed to keep the UK cold (and leaky crappily preassurised old tripple 7's ) out!

eta - grumpy looking chinese bird was 'er indoors!

Edited by XJSJohn on Tuesday 23 February 15:27

XJSJohn

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16,034 posts

226 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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Mermaid said:
XJSJohn said:
God i hate those long haul flights!!
SkyCouch for Economy Class to entice mile-high members?
Air New Zealand's new SkyCouch, a shared lie-flat economy bed, is a success says a recent poll. According to the flight comparison site Skyscanner, 73 per cent would pay extra to stretch-out on the three economy seats which can be adapted to create a flat bed. The three seats would have to be purchased together, but the third comes at a discount price. According to Skyscanner, 13 per cent of people have said they would be happy to share a Skycouch with a stranger they met in queue. Barry Smith, director at Skyscanner, said: "We knew people would like the idea, but were amazed that so many would share the Skycouch with a stranger! It could lead to new relationships blooming at twenty thousand feet, although Air New Zealand has stressed that Skycouches should not be used to join the 'mile high' club." The bed is the first available to economy flyers
idea 3 economy seats cheaper than 2 business class ...... scratchchin

Mermaid

21,492 posts

178 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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XJSJohn said:
Mermaid said:
XJSJohn said:
God i hate those long haul flights!!
SkyCouch for Economy Class to entice mile-high members?
Air New Zealand's new SkyCouch, a shared lie-flat economy bed, is a success says a recent poll. According to the flight comparison site Skyscanner, 73 per cent would pay extra to stretch-out on the three economy seats which can be adapted to create a flat bed. The three seats would have to be purchased together, but the third comes at a discount price. According to Skyscanner, 13 per cent of people have said they would be happy to share a Skycouch with a stranger they met in queue. Barry Smith, director at Skyscanner, said: "We knew people would like the idea, but were amazed that so many would share the Skycouch with a stranger! It could lead to new relationships blooming at twenty thousand feet, although Air New Zealand has stressed that Skycouches should not be used to join the 'mile high' club." The bed is the first available to economy flyers
idea 3 economy seats cheaper than 2 business class ...... scratchchin
Precisely. smile

phumy

5,743 posts

244 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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John, now youre confusing the hell out of me, youre telling me that the left side is the Starboard side....... hehe and you being a blue ocean racer hehe I remember seeing the young guy with the hat sitting on the left (port) in 31C (i think) i was in 34C, so if you were next to him then i was only 3 rows behind you, but i was on the Port side......scratchchin i think.....

anonymous-user

61 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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John yes weekly commute to Sarawak, 5 years work and first year is in Sarawak, so what to do lah, need the money.

XJSJohn

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16,034 posts

226 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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phumy said:
John, now youre confusing the hell out of me, youre telling me that the left side is the Starboard side....... hehe and you being a blue ocean racer hehe I remember seeing the young guy with the hat sitting on the left (port) in 31C (i think) i was in 34C, so if you were next to him then i was only 3 rows behind you, but i was on the Port side......scratchchin i think.....
quotes "there's a little red port left in the bottle" ..... ohh bugger, i gort it wrong !!!

We were in 31A & B ... small world ehh rofl

BTW did you get re-allocated those seats as i think they were ours origionally but i asked for something with a bit more leg room and was given the emergancy exit (i just rounded my height up to 6ft 4" hehe )

anyway, i was the one getting a regular supply of anaesthetic G&T's at the start of the flight and then snoring like a trooper for the rest!!


XJSJohn

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16,034 posts

226 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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Berw said:
John yes weekly commute to Sarawak, 5 years work and first year is in Sarawak, so what to do lah, need the money.
Ahh its not so bad, i can think of worse places to be?

Where in Sarawak you be? Kuching, Miri or somewhere more exotic?

Working is a bit harsh though isn't it?

phumy

5,743 posts

244 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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XJSJohn said:
phumy said:
John, now youre confusing the hell out of me, youre telling me that the left side is the Starboard side....... hehe and you being a blue ocean racer hehe I remember seeing the young guy with the hat sitting on the left (port) in 31C (i think) i was in 34C, so if you were next to him then i was only 3 rows behind you, but i was on the Port side......scratchchin i think.....
quotes "there's a little red port left in the bottle" ..... ohh bugger, i gort it wrong !!!

We were in 31A & B ... small world ehh rofl

BTW did you get re-allocated those seats as i think they were ours origionally but i asked for something with a bit more leg room and was given the emergancy exit (i just rounded my height up to 6ft 4" hehe )

anyway, i was the one getting a regular supply of anaesthetic G&T's at the start of the flight and then snoring like a trooper for the rest!!
I only had one seat 34c, i booked it on line when i booked the ticket, so dont know whos it was before, or even if it was pre-allocated. You was lucky you sat where you did, i was unfortunate enough to get sat (lumbered) with two 60-somethings from Manchester, on their first flight ever, out to Aus........Anyhoo, i normally always have an aisle seat if i can get one, (few beers, bladder etc) and i like everyone to get in synch in the row, if possible. So after dinner was served and everyone was getting settled i though it might be appropriate to go for a piss and offer for them to go too. No, they said they didnt need to go, so i went i came back, settled down and dropped off to the dulcet tones of some noisy bugger in 31B. I had been asleep for about 45 minutes when i felt a nudge, they wanted a piss FFS. So i let them out, they got back in. I was a sleep for about 2.5 hours, i woke to see them still watching the flying map from LHR to SIN (great movie hehe), so i thought i shall offer them to go again, no they said were fine thanks..... you know where this is going, yes exactly the fercking same again.......Long hauls, i love them, dont you know

Edited by phumy on Wednesday 24th February 03:56

XJSJohn

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226 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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You have my deepest sympathies hehe and i know exactly what you mean about getting the row in sync re the bladder thing.

I usually start by calling the hostie for a beer then just getting beers for the whole row .... each time i have a drink, they have a drink find that usually works plus breaks the ice, however may not have worked with 2 old Mancunians

You could have at least shown them the marvles of Television hehe

yea sorry about the sound effects up front there sleep

phumy

5,743 posts

244 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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So the two babes in the cots along side you didnt keep you awake then?

XJSJohn

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226 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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phumy said:
So the two babes in the cots along side you didnt keep you awake then?
gin + nytol tablets + earplugs = me sleeping like the dead hehe

Whenever the pharamcist says "don't mix with alcohol" you know that some booze is just going to enhance the effect hehe

GlenMH

5,274 posts

250 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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XJSJohn said:
Mermaid said:
XJSJohn said:
God i hate those long haul flights!!
SkyCouch for Economy Class to entice mile-high members?
Air New Zealand's new SkyCouch, a shared lie-flat economy bed, is a success says a recent poll. According to the flight comparison site Skyscanner, 73 per cent would pay extra to stretch-out on the three economy seats which can be adapted to create a flat bed. The three seats would have to be purchased together, but the third comes at a discount price. According to Skyscanner, 13 per cent of people have said they would be happy to share a Skycouch with a stranger they met in queue. Barry Smith, director at Skyscanner, said: "We knew people would like the idea, but were amazed that so many would share the Skycouch with a stranger! It could lead to new relationships blooming at twenty thousand feet, although Air New Zealand has stressed that Skycouches should not be used to join the 'mile high' club." The bed is the first available to economy flyers
Having just come back from NZ to Tokyo in cattle, I would have gladly paid the extra.... Air NZ ain't bad but extra space is always good.

idea 3 economy seats cheaper than 2 business class ...... scratchchin

SPR2

3,197 posts

203 months

Thursday 25th February 2010
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Hi John
A nice chamge to have some proper winter weather;) was it?

XJSJohn

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16,034 posts

226 months

Thursday 25th February 2010
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SPR2 said:
Hi John
A nice chamge to have some proper winter weather;) was it?
no, i managed to catch man flue whilst in the UK, feeling ste right now!

At least i can sit out in the sun to recover rather than wrap myself up in the bedroom!!

HappyGoLucky

1,159 posts

219 months

Monday 1st March 2010
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phumy said:
Anyhoo, i normally always have an aisle seat if i can get one, (few beers, bladder etc) and i like everyone to get in synch in the row, if possible. So after dinner was served and everyone was getting settled i though it might be appropriate to go for a piss and offer for them to go too. No, they said they didnt need to go, so i went i came back, settled down and dropped off to the dulcet tones of some noisy bugger in 31B. I had been asleep for about 45 minutes when i felt a nudge, they wanted a piss FFS. So i let them out, they got back in. I was a sleep for about 2.5 hours, i woke to see them still watching the flying map from LHR to SIN (great movie hehe), so i thought i shall offer them to go again, no they said were fine thanks..... you know where this is going, yes exactly the fercking same again.......Long hauls, i love them, dont you know
I had some French bloke with a peanut bladder on the way home for CNY, drove me nuts up & down like the assyrian empire he was. rage

Imagine my horror when I boarded for the return leg to find a 70yo woman sat in the window seat. Thankfully, she knew the rules and left me be.