Why is there no "Powerfully-built Company Director" t-shirt?

[8bit]

Was just looking in the PH shop at T-shirts, realised I couldn't see any "Powerfully-built Company Director" definition t-shirt. Must be a case for that, surely?

[Dr Interceptor]

I'd buy one

[8bit]

Me too, maybe a PH competition to see who comes up with the funniest definition

[Speed_Demon]

I have a "I'm powerfully built" shirt from the PH store.

It's fitting because I love PH and my hobby is bodybuilding (though I'm sure most people who see the shirt just think I'm being a boastful c*nt).

[rehab71]

Get yourself to avT shirt printing place.

[ikarl]

enter it as a suggestion in the PH Shop forum and you can earn money if they go with it..

[sc0tt]

Probably because you would look like a bellend should you wear it anywhere other than sitting in front of your PC surfing PH.

[EDLT]

sc0tt said:

Probably because you would look like a bellend should you wear it anywhere other than sitting in front of your PC surfing PH.

People wear DYEL shirts, and they don't care that they look like s.

[him_over_there]

sc0tt said:

Probably because you would look like a bellend should you wear it anywhere other than sitting in front of your PC surfing PH.

This.

A million times this.

The PH T-Shirts are awful, I actually get chills just thinking about what it would be like being seen in public in one of them.

Cringe chills.

[CampDavid]

him_over_there said:

This.

A million times this.

The PH T-Shirts are awful, I actually get chills just thinking about what it would be like being seen in public in one of them.

Cringe chills.

They represent everything that's wrong with the world in 2013. Everything

[vixen1700]

him_over_there said:

This.

A million times this.

The PH T-Shirts are awful, I actually get chills just thinking about what it would be like being seen in public in one of them.

Cringe chills.

Know what you mean.

[8bit]

had a quick look, can't see anywhere for suggestions other than the "contact us" page and that just takes you to the one for the t-shirt company Shot Dead In The Head. I fear the joke may not be immediately apparent to them.

Not looking for anything out of it, just something that occurred to me. Maybe some of the PH staff will spot it.

ETA - oh, they did, and they moved the thread

[CampDavid]

You know those bad dreams you have, the one's where you're in an awkward situation then realise you're naked? I used to get them. Now I suddenly realise I'm wearing this:

[Shaw Tarse]

8bit said:

had a quick look, can't see anywhere for suggestions other than the "contact us" page and that just takes you to the one for the t-shirt company Shot Dead In The Head. I fear the joke may not be immediately apparent to them.

Not looking for anything out of it, just something that occurred to me. Maybe some of the PH staff will spot it.

ETA - oh, they did, and they moved the thread

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=...

[blindswelledrat]

To me wearing one of those t-shirts is just slightly more embarrassing than wearing a transsexual on my face.

[Shaw Tarse]

blindswelledrat said:

To me wearing one of those t-shirts is just slightly more embarrassing than wearing a transsexual on my face.

No
No
No
Nolar Dog!

[8bit]

Shaw Tarse said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=...

Thanks for that. Clicked the link in the article and just get the home page for Shot Dead In The Head. Oh well

[Dr Interceptor]

ikarl said:

enter it as a suggestion in the PH Shop forum and you can earn money if they go with it..

I shall instruct a minion to do that for me....