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Chilli

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17,320 posts

242 months

Sunday 23rd January 2011
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So there I am, in the queue, waiting for number 2081 to appear whilst reading the customer service awards platered all over the walls. 20 mins go by, and bingo, I'm in. I get to the counter, smile say "good afternoon" and explain I'd like to open a new account please (for the new villa). Get a grunt in return from some bird who I could only see her eyes. She asks for every single document I have ever owned, and I politely oblige.
She then looks at the tennancy agreement copy and says that the landlords signature isn't complete. It is with the exception of the last 0.05mm is missing due to the copier.
Even though the original was in front of her, she refused to accept it, and didn't mutter another word, but pushed her button to receive the next victim.

You know when you have one of those out-of-body experiences where you leap accross the table and belt someone in the face and don't stop going mental till you wake up.....I had one. On the way back to the office I don't think I have repeated the C word so many times in my life.

Hitch78

6,117 posts

200 months

Sunday 23rd January 2011
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I almost went postal in the Etisalat shop last week for a similar reason. You know that these encounters are going to be testing but how can people spend their days being such total tts?


Mattt

16,663 posts

224 months

Sunday 23rd January 2011
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Should've gone in your best dish-dash, and you'd have had no issues Nick wink

Chilli

Original Poster:

17,320 posts

242 months

Sunday 23rd January 2011
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Mattt said:
Should've gone in your best dish-dash, and you'd have had no issues Nick wink
Quite, and my comedy beard!
To be fair though, I did go back fully armed and was served by a lovely, helpful lady and was in and out in 5 mins.
Job jobbed. You watch, it'll be for the wrong house!

Emsman

6,962 posts

196 months

Sunday 23rd January 2011
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3 hours when I arrived.

I eventually misread my ticket number, jumped in, and 30 seconds later, had paid my deposit and was out.

It's a worse place than the passport office in Peterborough, and that's saying something

K50 DEL

9,333 posts

234 months

Sunday 23rd January 2011
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Have I got all this to look forward to, or are these isolated experiences?

Moving in 2 weeks so thought I'd best start to get prepared!!!

Emsman

6,962 posts

196 months

Sunday 23rd January 2011
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Welcome aboard!!!

Best advice- if you are stuck, ask!

If you need anything, drop me a line

Mattt

16,663 posts

224 months

Sunday 23rd January 2011
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Nope, common.

You need to be patient.

K50 DEL

9,333 posts

234 months

Sunday 23rd January 2011
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Emsman said:
Welcome aboard!!!

Best advice- if you are stuck, ask!

If you need anything, drop me a line
A beer on the night of Feb 9th sounds like a plan.... lol

Emsman

6,962 posts

196 months

Sunday 23rd January 2011
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9th is fine, but 10th better due to it being the weekend!

Where are you moving to???

K50 DEL

9,333 posts

234 months

Sunday 23rd January 2011
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Emsman said:
9th is fine, but 10th better due to it being the weekend!

Where are you moving to???
10th would work for me.

I'm overseeing the fit out of our new office in Jumeirah Lake (JLT2 for those in the know)
Last time I was over they put me into Atlantis the Palm, but this time I think I have an apartment on the Palm short term... I'm in for 3 weeks before heading to the UK for a break and then back to DXB.

Permanent digs to be sorted out later, see the other location thread for the map!!

Edited by K50 DEL on Sunday 23 January 17:37

Gentleman Geoff

1,058 posts

218 months

Sunday 23rd January 2011
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When I signed the lease on my apartment, the estate agent offered to set up my DEWA account for me for a few extra dirhams.

I can't remember how much it was off the top of my head but it seemed pretty reasonable and I was all set up the next day with no queueing or any of that stuff that Chilli describes so well. I think they just needed the deposit cheque, a copy of my passport and visa (which they already had for the tenancy contract).

oilydan

2,030 posts

277 months

Monday 24th January 2011
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Jeez...just get your PRO to sort your DEWA; that's what they are for.

I'm sure I don't pay for a PRO to sit on his arse all day drinking tea....oh, wait...

yorky500

1,715 posts

197 months

Monday 24th January 2011
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Gentleman Geoff said:
When I signed the lease on my apartment, the estate agent offered to set up my DEWA account for me for a few extra dirhams.

I can't remember how much it was off the top of my head but it seemed pretty reasonable and I was all set up the next day with no queueing or any of that stuff that Chilli describes so well. I think they just needed the deposit cheque, a copy of my passport and visa (which they already had for the tenancy contract).
Thats what I did too. The Estate Agent did it all for me, all I did was give him the AEd1000 deposit rrequired by DEWA

Gentleman Geoff

1,058 posts

218 months

Monday 24th January 2011
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oilydan said:
Jeez...just get your PRO to sort your DEWA
You must be joking. Mine took six months just to get me a residence visa.

rolleyes

MiniMevsRevs

221 posts

257 months

Monday 24th January 2011
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DEWA mmmmmmm excellent service been in Dubai 7 months and never received a bill despite asking 3 times. I have given up now whilst keeping some money aside in case. Better earning interest for me than for them !!!!

No Complaints from me (yet)

MiniMevsRevs

221 posts

257 months

Monday 24th January 2011
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DEWA mmmmmmm excellent service been in Dubai 7 months and never received a bill despite asking 3 times. I have given up now whilst keeping some money aside in case. Better earning interest for me than for them !!!!

No Complaints from me (yet)

oilydan

2,030 posts

277 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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MiniMevsRevs said:
DEWA mmmmmmm excellent service been in Dubai 7 months and never received a bill despite asking 3 times. I have given up now whilst keeping some money aside in case. Better earning interest for me than for them !!!!

No Complaints from me (yet)
This happened to a friend of mine, was towards a year before they found out that their monthly DEWA bill for the villa was in the region of 5k and they were hit with a 50k bill.

Hope you are putting enough aside....