An Indian Boss...

[Chilli]

So, I have a relatively new indian boss. I was told some pretty bad things about him before he arrived, but to be fair I think he's very good, and has always been nice to me, so I have plenty of respect for him.
The thing is...it's this touchuing thing. I know all the matey Indians do it, and I've got used to that. You know, the holding hands and the hand on the arm, for ages. I barely notice this anymore.

However, today we reached a new stage in our relationship....he patted me on the arse. WTF? Surely this is a little bit out of the normal friendly attitude you get from these guys....no?

A mate suggests it's only gay if either either of us enjoyed it....but I haven't asked the boss as yet.

[dxbtiger]

This reminds me of that episode of Friends!

[mybrainhurts]

I've worked with Indians and they never did that...

Are you working in the YMCA...?

[Chilli]

mybrainhurts said:

I've worked with Indians and they never did that...

Are you working in the YMCA...?

Ah, but were they "Proper" Indians...or did they move to the UK (or equiv) when they were 2? these guys, seriously, are recently off the plane.

YMCA? You're actually not far off.

[mybrainhurts]

Chilli said:

mybrainhurts said:

I've worked with Indians and they never did that...

Are you working in the YMCA...?

Ah, but were they "Proper" Indians...or did they move to the UK (or equiv) when they were 2? these guys, seriously, are recently off the plane.

They were over from India.

Chilli said:

YMCA? You're actually not far off.

Ahaaaa....

Back to the wall, laddie, back to the wall...


Or is it HSBC..?

[Chilli]

Put it this way, the YMCA and "my lot" are about as equally effective as running a bank.

Now...how you you wire up a pair of strides to the mains without kiiling one's self?

[Kablinsky]

How do you say 'grooming' in Hindi?

[dictys]

that is sooo dodgy, you should stop wearing a dress to work

[Asterix]

Hahaha - I think you've pulled mate.

I've worked with all sorts but never had that happen. Wife (Indian) also thinks you're on a promise...

[Chilli]

Yeah, I guss the stockings were just too tempting for him! Right, my marine outfit tomorrow then.

[IanUAE]

If it gets you a bonus / raise at the end of the year The marine uniform might not work as he might like a man in uniform more

North Indians like to pat peole on the back, South Indians like to pat people on the backside (further south you see, matron pass me the coat

Never had that problem in the 7 and a bit yeasr I lived in India. Mind you it took me a while to get used to the hand hold bit......

[Hitch78]

This is hilarious.

Maybe what you need to do is get yourself a pretty little Indian assistant (M or F - seems like you swing both ways!) and pass on the love.

What goes around comes around sweet cheeks!

[6th Gear]

[6BMW]

Wicked! Use it to your advantage and then become his boss

Trust me mate he's harmless - I'd sell myself If you found out he's gay!

[6BMW]

Wicked! Use it to your advantage and then become his boss

Trust me mate he's harmless - I'd sell myself If you found out he's gay!

[SLCZ3]

Asterix said:

Hahaha - I think you've pulled mate.

I've worked with all sorts but never had that happen. Wife (Indian) also thinks you're on a promise...

Seconded and so does mine.
Blonde and blue-eyed mayhap???

Edited by SLCZ3 on Tuesday 16th November 10:32

[yorky500]

So, any updates?

Has love blossomed? hahahaha

[Chilli]

yorky500 said:

So, any updates?

Has love blossomed? hahahaha

Yeah, we had a long chat about it prior to EID....and decided to get married,it's what we both wanted. Just need to find 10 male bridesmaids now.....anyone??!

[yorky500]

Funny you should mention that, but we are off to Jaipur for a wedding in early December, so if you are planning it around then, then, I am in for a laugh hahaha