Any tips before leaving UK ?

Any tips before leaving UK ?

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MiniMevsRevs

Original Poster:

221 posts

258 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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Hi all,

Well I should be joining you all within the next two weeks now that I have labour approval(assuming the ash doesn't return)

I understand its worth getting VPN before landing, if anyone has a provider they can recommend that would be great, either on here or via a PM if thats better ?

Ahh also if there is anything else you can think of that is worth setting up here before departing you can think of from experience it would be appreciated

See you soon
Cheers

Hitch78

6,117 posts

201 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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Vote for Labour - just to fk everybody else up for a few years so that your tax free savings go further when you go home.

Get Skype loaded up on your laptop as they try and block it here and it's very useful I'm told.

Sort out all of you UK based commitments as best you can; esp. heavy stuff like tax and finance as the delay in mail can be frustrating if you don't have an online option which is the case with HMRC.

Go to a pub, with a good english newspaper and enjoy a couple of quiet pints of ale, something called Badgers Arse or the like.

Spend time outdoors, preferably rolling around in lush green grass as this will be off limits for most of the next four months.

Swear in public, a lot as that is largely off limits. Make massive wker signs to anyone who offends you whilst driving as that is off limits here too.

Load up your ipod with all of the latest cool albums because you will find yourself out of touch with anything that isn't annoying and sung in an american accent here, even if it isn't being sung by americans.

Go for a hoon, hell go for several and delight in the joy that only a series of connected sweeping corners with changes in camber and elevation can bring.

Bin all of your warm clothes, don't bring a coat 'just in case' or try to store them at a relatives. Bin them and enjoy it!






Aaaaah. That was quite cathartic!

Chilli

17,320 posts

243 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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Mate, that's fantastic!

OP, bottle of JD and Gin please....the blue bottle.
Unless you have an employer who is going to bend over backwards to do all they can for you, you will become severely frustrated with everything you try and do here...it's like banging your head against a brick wall. remember to post on here any help you need...it'll save you so much grief!

Dunk1982

429 posts

185 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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Congratulations!! Another PH'er on the way! smile

I, well I say me but my old man set up my voluntary NI contribution to keep that going while I’m away, supposed to transfer some money over each month but due to the wonderful way things tend to work over here that hasn't happened yet! Still waiting for HSBC here in Bahrain to sort my internet banking out! Before i left the UK i asked HSBC if they could set up a account for me over here and they said yes but it would cost me 100 quid, I told them to stuff it I'll do it myself..... wishing I had paid the 100 quid now as saved myself the hassle here.

Also get your fill of pg 3, nuts, zoo, FHM, Loaded, or any other mag you can safely leave round the house with top heavy lovelies and Megan Fox in her smalls as once they hit these shores all those pages disappear or end up on the receiving end of a big black permanent marker!! frown

Oh and not to pee on any ones bonfire but I heard the ash cloud is back on the news this morning..!??

And one more thing, the last time you get petrol before you leave do it with a big smug grin knowing that soon it will cost you less than water, maybe tell the person next to you just to rub it in a bit! hehe

dxbtiger

4,440 posts

180 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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What Hitch said plus.

Fish and chips... i really miss fish and chips!!

PhillT

2,488 posts

232 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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dxbtiger said:
What Hitch said plus.

Fish and chips... i really miss fish and chips!!
Is the Fish and Chip place in JBR still open? Although pricey, I seem to remember that it was not bad. Haven't been in ages though.

dxbtiger

4,440 posts

180 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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PhillT said:
dxbtiger said:
What Hitch said plus.

Fish and chips... i really miss fish and chips!!
Is the Fish and Chip place in JBR still open? Although pricey, I seem to remember that it was not bad. Haven't been in ages though.
I believe so, I thought it was awful the one and only time I went, the chips were like apples!!

Best I have had so far is in the Crown and Lion in the Byblos hotel (TECOM C)

Ron Fellows

1,517 posts

255 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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Hitch78 said:
Vote for Labour - just to fk everybody else up for a few years so that your tax free savings go further when you go home.

Get Skype loaded up on your laptop as they try and block it here and it's very useful I'm told.

Sort out all of you UK based commitments as best you can; esp. heavy stuff like tax and finance as the delay in mail can be frustrating if you don't have an online option which is the case with HMRC.

Go to a pub, with a good english newspaper and enjoy a couple of quiet pints of ale, something called Badgers Arse or the like.

Spend time outdoors, preferably rolling around in lush green grass as this will be off limits for most of the next four months.

Swear in public, a lot as that is largely off limits. Make massive wker signs to anyone who offends you whilst driving as that is off limits here too.

Load up your ipod with all of the latest cool albums because you will find yourself out of touch with anything that isn't annoying and sung in an american accent here, even if it isn't being sung by americans.

Go for a hoon, hell go for several and delight in the joy that only a series of connected sweeping corners with changes in camber and elevation can bring.

Bin all of your warm clothes, don't bring a coat 'just in case' or try to store them at a relatives. Bin them and enjoy it!






Aaaaah. That was quite cathartic!
rofl love it!

Dunk1982

429 posts

185 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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And another thing......

Enjoy vast amounts of PG Tips and bacon (any delicious pork products)!! Not that you can't buy that in the GCC but prepare to have your pants pulled down when you do!!

(i worked out my last packet of 8 smoked walls rashers cost me 4.200BD nearly 7 quid!!!)

Asterix

24,438 posts

235 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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Any tips before leaving UK ?

Turn the lights off...?


dictys

914 posts

265 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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Off Topic: The Fish and Chip shop in Mirdif is pretty good and they deliver (just don't get the scampi).

Dunk1982

429 posts

185 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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Asterix said:
Any tips before leaving UK ?

Turn the lights off...?
Put the cat out.....

Remember passport...

Treat yourself to some decent quality shades!

Chilli

17,320 posts

243 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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Oh, and Peanut Butter....Sunpat, Chrunchy. there is no substitute.
Not found it here yet, and running low on imported supplies.

mcbook

1,412 posts

182 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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I got my VPN from Strong VPN and would recommend it. I had to pay for it but it's well worth it as the free ones are unreliabe (in my experience) and you cant access most of the proxy sites out here.

Send that form to HMRC to tell them you're leaving the country... I got a few quid back from them!

Chilli

17,320 posts

243 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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mcbook said:
Send that form to HMRC to tell them you're leaving the country... I got a few quid back from them!
Form? What form?

Gentleman Geoff

1,058 posts

219 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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Hitch78 said:
Vote for Labour
Don't they have plans to start taxing UK expats?

Otherwise, do everything already mentioned in this thread and try to bring about 16 passport photos with you. smile

dxbtiger

4,440 posts

180 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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Gentleman Geoff said:
Hitch78 said:
Vote for Labour
try to bring about 16 passport photos with you. smile
They should last one morning!

160 probably better!

Hitch78

6,117 posts

201 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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Gentleman Geoff said:
Hitch78 said:
Vote for Labour
Don't they have plans to start taxing UK expats?
Don't vote labour then....

85Carrera

3,503 posts

244 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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Dunk1982 said:
I, well I say me but my old man set up my voluntary NI contribution to keep that going while I’m away
why? by the time you retire all that money will have been pissed up the wall and the state pension will be non-existent/worthless - better to save (or spend) that moey yourself that entrust it to the government

oh, and you can't get sandwich spread over here either

MiniMevsRevs

Original Poster:

221 posts

258 months

Tuesday 4th May 2010
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Thanks for all the comments especially the ones about the badgers lol

Certainly hope to get something back from the taxman for a change !!!!!!

Had a look at stong VPN and they seem to be doing some reasonable offers so will give that a go before heading out.

£7 for a pack of bacon !!!!! I will bring a suitcase full, so if anyone fancies a pack for £6 let me know :-)