!It's not what you know...

!It's not what you know...

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Chilli

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17,320 posts

243 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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it is most definately who!
The mrs got herself a job managing a stables....she loves it, a lifelong dream. Her boss is a top bloke, an Emirate.
He used to be bib, but now is a successful businessman, with fingers in many pies.
Anyways, I'm looking to buy a car. He says his mate has one, and I can have it for silly money. Turns out to be a Porsche Cayenne, so I said no thanks.
Then I spy a lovely x5. Handy that his mate is a dealer, and I get a load chopped off the price. Go to register it and they are closed. No they're not he says, and gets him "mate" to open up the shop and get it done! Licence plates next. Queue? Nope waves at the guy behind the counter and everyone else there dissappears.
The mrs rsacks up some parking/speeding tickets, on her company car. No probs, a quick cvall by the boss and they've gone.
The local council are giving him a hard time, so he phones his mate "in the palace". No more problems.
The mrs has bought me a dog (long story) On the market for 12k, so he pays 1!
My job is looking shaky. No probs, he knows the HR director, so gives him a ring. That's now sorted.
The list goes on. Off to the Meydan racecourse for the Gold Cup. VIP tickets, top hat and tails....yep, didn't cost a bean.

Life is so much easier here if you have a special "friend"





Think he's banging the mrs??!!

Rich_AR

1,969 posts

211 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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Yes.



Next it will be 'Mrs wants rid of boyfriend..... one call, you're gone'


LOL wink

Edited by Rich_AR on Friday 19th February 11:06

Chilli

Original Poster:

17,320 posts

243 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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Damn, that's a thought.
Time for plan b...

Hitch78

6,117 posts

201 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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Wasta!

Good effort - what does he want for the Cayenne? And where's the stables - I was dragged around the polo club today as Mrs Hitch is taking up riding again...

Chilli

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17,320 posts

243 months

Saturday 20th February 2010
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Dunno, I can ask if you like?!

Stables? His one in in Mushrif park, near Mirdif.
The mrs runs it now, so if she fancies going over there, let me know.

smack

9,746 posts

198 months

Saturday 20th February 2010
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He either has a thing for your Mrs jugs, or you are getting fitted up for the fall guy for the next hit in Dubai......

85Carrera

3,503 posts

244 months

Saturday 20th February 2010
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smack said:
He either has a thing for your Mrs jugs, or you are getting fitted up for the fall guy for the next hit in Dubai......
yep

Chilli

Original Poster:

17,320 posts

243 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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Hmmm....praps he doesn't realise who I am.

Hitch78

6,117 posts

201 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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Chilli said:
Hmmm....praps he doesn't realise who I am.
Maybe he has a thing for you....

Don't worry about the Cayenne, I've too many cars already and I need to decide what it is that I want before I pick up anything else because it is cheap, which is what got me the Jeep and the Boxster.

Stables info would be good, I was dragged over to Jebel Ali Equestrian Centre at the weekend and it looked like an Eastern European zoo. We then went to the polo club which is all very nice and faux-posh but they've got a waiting list.

She's not riden since her teens so maybe 15 years or so and just wants to get some lessons and build back her confidence.

Chilli

Original Poster:

17,320 posts

243 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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Hitch78 said:
Chilli said:
Hmmm....praps he doesn't realise who I am.
Maybe he has a thing for you....

Don't worry about the Cayenne, I've too many cars already and I need to decide what it is that I want before I pick up anything else because it is cheap, which is what got me the Jeep and the Boxster.

Stables info would be good, I was dragged over to Jebel Ali Equestrian Centre at the weekend and it looked like an Eastern European zoo. We then went to the polo club which is all very nice and faux-posh but they've got a waiting list.

She's not riden since her teens so maybe 15 years or so and just wants to get some lessons and build back her confidence. [/quote

No probs.....I'll be in touch.

thb

303 posts

181 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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Mushrif Park stables is nice and down to earth - none of this jolly hockey sticks mentality. Even rode a horse there myself - though he was called 'Parking' so you can imagine how quick he was...

PhillT

2,488 posts

232 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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thb said:
Mushrif Park stables is nice and down to earth - none of this jolly hockey sticks mentality. Even rode a horse there myself - though he was called 'Parking' so you can imagine how quick he was...
You? On a horse? Are you sure?

Hitch78

6,117 posts

201 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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PhillT said:
thb said:
Mushrif Park stables is nice and down to earth - none of this jolly hockey sticks mentality. Even rode a horse there myself - though he was called 'Parking' so you can imagine how quick he was...
You? On a horse? Are you sure?
I think it was a wooden horse...

Hitch78

6,117 posts

201 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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PhillT said:
thb said:
Mushrif Park stables is nice and down to earth - none of this jolly hockey sticks mentality. Even rode a horse there myself - though he was called 'Parking' so you can imagine how quick he was...
You? On a horse? Are you sure?
I think it was a wooden horse...

Chilli

Original Poster:

17,320 posts

243 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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thb said:
Mushrif Park stables is nice and down to earth - none of this jolly hockey sticks mentality. Even rode a horse there myself - though he was called 'Parking' so you can imagine how quick he was...
I've ridden him! Blinding, isn't he!